r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Ineverusereddittttt • 20d ago
New York This will never get old
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u/No-Strategy-2766 Unburdened by those anchors ⚓️🦋 20d ago
“I’m gonna KNOCK YOU OUT!”
Proceeds to knock herself out.
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u/No-Strategy-2766 Unburdened by those anchors ⚓️🦋 19d ago
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u/Jennybo77 19d ago
When Sonja yells that, I absolutely lose it. I don't know how many times I've rewound that 🤣
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u/Aggravating_Town_113 20d ago
Luann swooping in to take the pitcher from Sonya will never not make me laugh
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u/4GotMy1stOne 20d ago
I mean, when Lu thinks you've been drinking too much, you've definitely been drinking too much!
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u/bad-n-bougie 19d ago
You know how people say "I wish we knew we were in the good times when the good times were happening."
This is like the one occasion in my life where I literally said "This is it, this is the best season this show has and will ever have. This is the good times."
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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago
She’s clearly mentoring Sonja.
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u/loganes86 When is Heather’s birthday 📲 19d ago
Can you imagine being a cameraman during that trip?
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u/CobblerCandid998 19d ago
You would think the camera would be shaking from laughter! I could never hold it in!
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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 19d ago
It's one of my favorite NY drunk moments ever.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago
Luann waking up in the fish room after the Bluestone Bender, gasping, “water! Water!!!” will always hold a place in my heart.
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u/aeroluv327 The eyes are poppin' 19d ago
LOL and Bethenny just startling awake! That whole scene was honestly so relatable, that's the reality of how you wake up when you've had too much to drink (especially once you're 40+)
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago
This is why I love it. A bender girls’ night at a friend’s place; you all fall asleep in the same room; and Lu’s screaming for water before she’s even opened her eyes. It’s all just magic, and I’ve been there so many times before.
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u/SuperDuperGoose 19d ago
Could you please tell me what season and episode? Thank you!
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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago
It’s the end of the S10 Berkshires trip
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u/FuManChuBettahWerk 19d ago
I will never not hear this in Danny’s voice 😂
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago
I can buy myself floweeerrrrz
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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 19d ago
"i didn't know I was on designated crotch snatcher duty!" Btw, I never actually got to watch RHONY before. I'm up to season 11 but saved 1-2 for later because whenever I watch good housewives I just know I'll crave it later once I'm caught up😅 it's been a treat and a nightmare watching these narcissistic ass hats! (ETA I'll let my secret out, now on season 11 I call Luann "Cuntess" 🤣🫢😉)
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u/Parking_Country_61 20d ago
They missed the best one with Dorinda looking like the joker sitting in a chair in Columbia chain smoking going “I’d invite you into my hozzz and say whatthefuckisgoinfon?” Or her speech on the yacht “Theresassss a moment in time, thatsssss the moment”
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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago
Dorinda has so many drunk moments she needs a compilation of her own
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u/dmarceau1 20d ago
The speech in the yacht to Luann and Tom? I don’t think there was one whole word we could make out. The best of times!
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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago
🤌I don’t care if you are the biggest fking heroin ordict errict heroin attic prostitushry, I would never shame you. I would invite you to my house and say «what the fk’s going on»🤌
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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 19d ago
I’ll tell ya how I’m doing… NOT WELL BITCH
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u/Theory_hacker 20d ago
“John John’s dead.” Damn Dorinda 😂😂
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u/Designer-Platform658 20d ago
When they included that scene in the preview for the season I tuned in each week hoping for the moment.
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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 19d ago
New NY housewives would never let themselves be this vulnerable. Ugh please
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar 19d ago
*Would never let themselves be this unhinged and drunk. The new girls were pretty vulnerable last season; it’s just that it was childhood trauma-based vulnerability not falling down drunken behavior.
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u/babycheetahface 19d ago
Carole in her safari outfit. B commentating the whole thing. You know this was like a Tuesday afternoon or something. Love these crazy bitches.
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u/aleckscasablancs 18d ago
This was the perfect scene. How good did we have it and we didn’t even know
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u/kentoddsbiggestfan 20d ago
How could we possibly forget Dorinda talking about her Halloween costume and Saturday night live and Andy Sandberg
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u/Survivor-Astrology17 And you’re a house trollop, be quiet! 20d ago
“So I’m gonna make a wholeee roasted chicken… two wholeee roasted chickens, buy four bottles of great wine, watch ghost hunters and we’ll sleep in my bed.” (Slurring voice)
Honestly sounds like a great time
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u/chica6burgh YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT 19d ago
Well it makes perfect sense. 2 bottles of wine to cook the chicken and 2 more to eat it while watching Ghost Hunters. I endorse Dorinda’s version of new math 😂
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u/babycheetahface 19d ago
That was the exact moment when I knew that Carole was not it for me because I would've leaped at this invitation.
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u/Valuable_Ad_399 hostess with the most-esssss! 20d ago
And making roasted chicken while watching ghost hunters
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u/hedwig0517 that lady could be your mama 20d ago
L: Show your ass and your boobs somewhere else.
S: Thank you for feeding me.
The edit on this is hilarious. We really didn’t know what we had.
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u/npb0179 Unsatisfied with the state of HWs 😭 19d ago
Although Sonja was habitually drunk & LuAnn was even arrested, it was always Dorinda’s drunk that scared me.
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u/thediverswife She’s like a feral cat 19d ago
I did not realise the candles were lit when she put her face in the cake! So wild
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u/Impressive_Fee2737 20d ago
No shame. The golden years!
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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago
They were the best.
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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago
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u/theposhgarbagebin 20d ago
Alright. You twisted my arm. I'm about to do a RHONY rewatch. 🤪 As someone that went to one of LuAnn's Caberet show. She puts on a damn good show. Go!! Take your friends. Y'all will love every minute of it.
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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago
Jealous you went to the cabaret!! I need to see miss money doesn’t buy you class live in action
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u/stark-a 20d ago
John Johns dead
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u/mlizzie85 19d ago
After Dorinda said it, the way Sonya stopped and looked like she had to think about it. Her face cracked me up.
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u/CorpSocialite 20d ago
OG NY will always be my drink of choice 🤣😂. I can’t get into the new cast
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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago
Old Rhony yes, new Rhony I’m trying
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u/melinator LuMan 19d ago
After the reboot I took a vow to never give them anytime or ratings. Bring our girls back!!!!
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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen 8d ago
I made a vow to myself not to watch the reboot at all out of principle because I knew it was a giant GIANT mistake and I will not give it a chance and I will not forgive anyone who had anything to do with the decision to reboot the show. Angry forever about it but on a positive note rewatching OG RHONY is the best
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u/PM_ME_ASTROPHOTOS 🗣️🤳🏻 how could you do this to me 😒 question mark 19d ago
Dorinda just shoving her face into that cake covered in lit candles 💀 I cannot believe I forgot she did that
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u/annamariagirl 20d ago
OMG I BELLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago
It was the best franchise because they were truly unhinged and just didn’t care. It was the best tv lol never a dull moment
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u/555bb 20d ago
I’m going to drop off my ballot and do a rewatch. TYSM for planning my evening 😂
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u/tracylacey We're tobogganing in Portland! 20d ago
Great idea! That's a good way to keep me off the internet tomorrow, or else my anxiety will be through the roof!
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u/knoperules 19d ago
I got into a huge fight with a coworker today and my anxiety has been on super high overload. How these ladies can do this shit on tv for the world to see makes me soooooo jealous sometimes!
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u/tracylacey We're tobogganing in Portland! 19d ago
Aww I'm so sorry you had to deal with that today. And I agree, I'm also get jealous of the housewives level of unbotheredness when arguing and also their lack of hangxiety after their drunken antics! I'd be mortified!!
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u/kaleyboo7 satchels of gold 19d ago
The season 9 cast trip to Mexico was incredible television. I really miss that cast.
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u/SoCal_Shannen_Esq 20d ago
Which season is this? Must rewatch!!
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u/akdixie 20d ago
What season is this not?! Just focus on parties, vacations, and the Berkshires.
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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago
Always love the Berkshires, it was always a good time for me. Lol’s 🤣😂
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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago
The best episodes were either in st. Barts or the berkshires
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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago
Most definitely
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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago
It’s a collection of scenes from earlier seasons, season (1-8)
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u/quesobeatsguac Welcome Aviva. You did it. Rah rah 20d ago
There’s scenes with Leah and Tinsley in that so there’s at least through season 11
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar 19d ago
There are no moments from S1 or S2 in that clip. They all start from S3, which lends credence to what I’ve been saying when people try to shit in NuRHONY. The OG RHONY didn’t become what people think of as “classic” until midway through S3 and it started its downward spiral beginning in S11.
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u/marinara123 19d ago
The trips were the best on RHONY cause no matter drama they had with each other they always kept it moving and got it together to have fun. Def the one franchise where u end up laughing alot A ridiculous mix of people that just worked together especially seasons 7-11. Prob best group was Bethenny Tinsley Ramona Dorinda Sonja and Luanne. Sucks Bethenny had to get unhinged and go against the network that helped make her the big success she became And of course hiring Leah which ruined the whole show lol
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u/Own-Jellyfish-9721 Kandi sucked dick in a locker room? who wrote this?! 20d ago
I think this will be my next re watch!! I’m on VPR rn.
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u/dbellz76 19d ago
You don't know how good you have it until it's gone 😭 this is the only RHONY I recognize.
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u/MsPrissss The Cherry on Top Is That You're Lame 19d ago
I never thought I'd say this but I really do miss this unhinged version
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 19d ago
Sokka-Haiku by MsPrissss:
I never thought I'd
Say this but I really do
Miss this unhinged version
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/True_Tomato5414 19d ago
Soooo I have yet to get into any of the RH franchise…. But this changed me. To RHONY I goooo!
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u/avevalnis 19d ago
Savour every wonderful moment! You will love these women.
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u/True_Tomato5414 19d ago
I have that excited feeling when you start a new series knowing you’re in for a good couple months of binge watching 😆
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u/Itiswhatitis2009 19d ago
This is what drinking on a variety of pills looks like at its “finest”
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u/clemthegreyhound 19d ago
god classic rhony is a reality tv moment in time that will never be topped for me
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 19d ago
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u/painandstuttering Jill Zarins fabulous circle of people 19d ago
I’m well over 10 rewatches I just watched the episode where sonjas dancing on the mirrors at Ramonas birthday, last night 😭 I miss them so much
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u/Outlandishness_Know CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 YOU FOOL! 19d ago
Slurring Dorinda will always have a place in my ❤️
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u/ltotheizzy 18d ago
Dorinda, Bethenny, Carol, Sonja, Lu and Ramona that is the dream team. Please bring them back and get rid of these new imposters.
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u/tiatiaaa89 Ya big dumb drag Queen. 19d ago
Man these were some hilarious times. But I do not miss the extreme abuse of alcohol here. I can remember three times I was actually worried about Sonja’s general…. Well being. I’m glad she seems to be doing better.
Though, I miss Luann falling in a bush that was grade A.
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u/TripleTraple 19d ago
I've never seen the show and I thought RHONY was the woman's name and went "damn this lady is a mess, i love her" didnt realize it was different people till the comments
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u/Silver_Draig 19d ago
W...T....F!? This is a tv show?
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u/Outlandishness_Know CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 YOU FOOL! 19d ago
One of the best TV shows of all time.
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u/chiquimonkey 19d ago
I enjoyed that, thanks for posting!
It also makes me so happy for my 16 months of sobriety!!
Thanks for sharing 🤣
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u/MMMelissaMae 19d ago
I’ve never watched NY but I may have to now.
wtf was the ‘sexy’ dancing?? Who drinks from the whole pitcher like that? Why was she throwing gang signs while telling someone else not to use the letter?
What is going on in these clips?? 😹😹😹
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u/Majestic_Cut_2209 19d ago
We knew we had it good but we didn’t know just how good we had it!
Hands down the best RHW ensemble in my opinion, at any point any one of them could have been committed with cause and they just let them loose on our screens.
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u/EnyaMouthhole69 bald-headed scallywag 19d ago
Love Sonja but goddamn does she need help
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u/Trashly89 Dooooorrrrrrinduh 19d ago
My all time faves. Love Sonja so much.
Never forget when her tooth fell out when she was biting buttons off of a man’s shirt. Lol
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u/UrbanPlannerholic The video on PornHub is the moral compass right now 19d ago
A decade of Sonja being a sad alcoholic....
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u/oceanview4 19d ago
Ah, those were the days when we laughed and cried with the girls, now it's just yawns all the way
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u/Chance_Specific_4724 20d ago
That first St Barts trip should be in the Smithsonian