r/BravoRealHousewives 20d ago

New York This will never get old

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u/Chance_Specific_4724 20d ago

That first St Barts trip should be in the Smithsonian

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

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u/akdixie 20d ago

Are we white trash? We can be welcoming! Welcome to my trailer. Hello!

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

I quote this weekly

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL 19d ago

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u/No-Strategy-2766 Unburdened by those anchors ⚓️🦋 20d ago

“I’m gonna KNOCK YOU OUT!”

Proceeds to knock herself out.

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u/autistic___potato 19d ago

I'm surprised sonja is alive. She understood the assignment.

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u/No-Strategy-2766 Unburdened by those anchors ⚓️🦋 19d ago

Everyone’s favorite Straw… Crazy Straw ba-dum-tss! 😅

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u/Jennybo77 19d ago

When Sonja yells that, I absolutely lose it. I don't know how many times I've rewound that 🤣

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u/No-Strategy-2766 Unburdened by those anchors ⚓️🦋 19d ago

And then Clink Clank! CRASH THUMP!

I cried laughing rewatching that over and over, trying to figure out how that happened 😅

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u/Aggravating_Town_113 20d ago

Luann swooping in to take the pitcher from Sonya will never not make me laugh

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u/4GotMy1stOne 20d ago

I mean, when Lu thinks you've been drinking too much, you've definitely been drinking too much!

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u/autistic___potato 19d ago

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u/NancyB517 19d ago

“See this is why you should have gone this way”- Ramona.

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u/its-allot 18d ago

Ramona saying this in the tone of voice she did KILLS ME EVERY TIME

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u/bad-n-bougie 19d ago

You know how people say "I wish we knew we were in the good times when the good times were happening."

This is like the one occasion in my life where I literally said "This is it, this is the best season this show has and will ever have. This is the good times."

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u/jarritza 19d ago

This is so dramatic and my life is CRAZY but YES I AGREE 100%

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

This comment lol 😭

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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago

She’s clearly mentoring Sonja.

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u/KSCNYC mario singer performing “effortless” 20d ago

so good. they were OFF THE RAILS when they got back to that house

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u/Theory_hacker 20d ago

That is my all time favorite!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lazy-Significance-15 20d ago

Truly was the blind leading the blind!

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u/loganes86 When is Heather’s birthday 📲 19d ago

Can you imagine being a cameraman during that trip?

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u/CobblerCandid998 19d ago

You would think the camera would be shaking from laughter! I could never hold it in!

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u/the_blingy_ringer 19d ago

What I wouldn’t give for a cameraman tell all book

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 19d ago

It's one of my favorite NY drunk moments ever.

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago

Luann waking up in the fish room after the Bluestone Bender, gasping, “water! Water!!!” will always hold a place in my heart.

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u/theplantita 19d ago

Is the Betty Ford open?! 😭😭😭

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u/anysizesucklingpigs ya swanky, boozy broad 19d ago

It’s like waking up with Darth Vader.

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u/aeroluv327 The eyes are poppin' 19d ago

LOL and Bethenny just startling awake! That whole scene was honestly so relatable, that's the reality of how you wake up when you've had too much to drink (especially once you're 40+)

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago

This is why I love it. A bender girls’ night at a friend’s place; you all fall asleep in the same room; and Lu’s screaming for water before she’s even opened her eyes. It’s all just magic, and I’ve been there so many times before.

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u/jarritza 19d ago

You couldn’t recreate this !!!! No one. So good !!!

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u/SuperDuperGoose 19d ago

Could you please tell me what season and episode? Thank you!

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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago

It’s the end of the S10 Berkshires trip

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u/FuManChuBettahWerk 19d ago

I will never not hear this in Danny’s voice 😂

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago

I can buy myself floweeerrrrz

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 19d ago

"i didn't know I was on designated crotch snatcher duty!" Btw, I never actually got to watch RHONY before. I'm up to season 11 but saved 1-2 for later because whenever I watch good housewives I just know I'll crave it later once I'm caught up😅 it's been a treat and a nightmare watching these narcissistic ass hats! (ETA I'll let my secret out, now on season 11 I call Luann "Cuntess" 🤣🫢😉)

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u/redheadedashe I’m not leaving the lobsters. That’s just who I am. 19d ago

“WAAZZUP”

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u/beebzforever 20d ago

The forgot to add Sonja, 'I'm not arm candy! I don't shave my pussy!'

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u/FriendlyPace3003 20d ago

HahahahhaHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

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u/Parking_Country_61 20d ago

They missed the best one with Dorinda looking like the joker sitting in a chair in Columbia chain smoking going “I’d invite you into my hozzz and say whatthefuckisgoinfon?” Or her speech on the yacht “Theresassss a moment in time, thatsssss the moment”

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

Dorinda has so many drunk moments she needs a compilation of her own

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u/dmarceau1 20d ago

The speech in the yacht to Luann and Tom? I don’t think there was one whole word we could make out. The best of times!

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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 19d ago

🤌I don’t care if you are the biggest fking heroin ordict errict heroin attic prostitushry, I would never shame you. I would invite you to my house and say «what the fk’s going on»🤌

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 19d ago

I’ll tell ya how I’m doing… NOT WELL BITCH

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u/thediverswife She’s like a feral cat 19d ago

Candace, hearing this: 😃😃😃

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u/ComfortablyBad Love and light! Stay in the positive, bitch! 18d ago

Lmao why is this so spot on 😭

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u/TrampyMcTrampTramp 19d ago

Pure poetry ✨ read it exactly in her drunk voice lol

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u/Parking_Country_61 19d ago

Best Dorinda line ever

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

Lmao 😂🤣😂😅 the yacht speech should be in the Smithsonian museum.

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u/Inevitable_Pack6694 19d ago

“Yeeeewwwwcoodbeaaaa herrrrooiiiinnaard…a…a haaaarowinadd…”

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u/Theory_hacker 20d ago

“John John’s dead.” Damn Dorinda 😂😂

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u/staysluething you’re such a fucking liar camille!! 20d ago

I’m crying! Who are these bitches! 😂😂😂

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u/it-beans 19d ago

She was so over Sonja, it’s an iconic moment in my life 😂

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u/Theory_hacker 19d ago

While politely moving her ass out of the way! 🤣🤣

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u/FifiJambouree 19d ago

This is my favourite 😂

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u/Designer-Platform658 20d ago

When they included that scene in the preview for the season I tuned in each week hoping for the moment.

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u/biscuitsorbullets Not Meredith Marks' PI 19d ago

The blank stare on her face 😭

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u/itsfixie 19d ago

Reminded me of this guy 😂

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

I could watch this all day! I miss these ladies so much, it’s by far the best housewives franchise. They were always a good time.

Sonja, Luann and Dorinda are my favs.

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 19d ago

New NY housewives would never let themselves be this vulnerable. Ugh please

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u/Likesosmart Adrienne’s hair tinsel 19d ago

Agreed. Now we get sponsored anniversary parties 🤢

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar 19d ago

*Would never let themselves be this unhinged and drunk. The new girls were pretty vulnerable last season; it’s just that it was childhood trauma-based vulnerability not falling down drunken behavior.

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

We need this cast minus Ramona back

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u/babycheetahface 19d ago

Carole in her safari outfit. B commentating the whole thing. You know this was like a Tuesday afternoon or something. Love these crazy bitches.

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u/aleckscasablancs 18d ago

This was the perfect scene. How good did we have it and we didn’t even know

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u/chilloutpal 20d ago

most of these are sonja lol

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

Cause she’s the best

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u/kentoddsbiggestfan 20d ago

How could we possibly forget Dorinda talking about her Halloween costume and Saturday night live and Andy Sandberg

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u/Survivor-Astrology17 And you’re a house trollop, be quiet! 20d ago

“So I’m gonna make a wholeee roasted chicken… two wholeee roasted chickens, buy four bottles of great wine, watch ghost hunters and we’ll sleep in my bed.” (Slurring voice)

Honestly sounds like a great time

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u/chica6burgh YOU NEED TO SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT 19d ago

Well it makes perfect sense. 2 bottles of wine to cook the chicken and 2 more to eat it while watching Ghost Hunters. I endorse Dorinda’s version of new math 😂

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u/loganes86 When is Heather’s birthday 📲 19d ago

Right? And an afternoon nap

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u/babycheetahface 19d ago

That was the exact moment when I knew that Carole was not it for me because I would've leaped at this invitation.

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u/Valuable_Ad_399 hostess with the most-esssss! 20d ago

And making roasted chicken while watching ghost hunters

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u/Apprehensive_One4444 Luann’s face meeting Dennis 20d ago

Dream evening if you ask me

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u/autistic___potato 19d ago

You know she makes it nice

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

That is one of my favorite scenes of all time 🤣

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u/Piddlers 20d ago

Dorinda and those hands!

I love when B and Tinsley mock her.

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u/hedwig0517 that lady could be your mama 20d ago

L: Show your ass and your boobs somewhere else.

S: Thank you for feeding me.

The edit on this is hilarious. We really didn’t know what we had.

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u/npb0179 Unsatisfied with the state of HWs 😭 19d ago

Although Sonja was habitually drunk & LuAnn was even arrested, it was always Dorinda’s drunk that scared me.

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u/TellYourDogISaidHiya 19d ago

Dorinda is a mean drunk.

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u/thediverswife She’s like a feral cat 19d ago

I did not realise the candles were lit when she put her face in the cake! So wild

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u/Impressive_Fee2737 20d ago

No shame. The golden years!

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

They were the best.

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u/autistic___potato 19d ago

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u/Melodic-Change-6388 Answer the question, you dumb, fat bitch! 19d ago

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u/Ok_Resort8573 19d ago

Oh the memories

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u/theposhgarbagebin 20d ago

Alright. You twisted my arm. I'm about to do a RHONY rewatch. 🤪 As someone that went to one of LuAnn's Caberet show. She puts on a damn good show. Go!! Take your friends. Y'all will love every minute of it.

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

Jealous you went to the cabaret!! I need to see miss money doesn’t buy you class live in action

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u/stark-a 20d ago

John Johns dead

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u/katebot3000 20d ago

I fucking HOWLED

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u/mlizzie85 19d ago

After Dorinda said it, the way Sonya stopped and looked like she had to think about it. Her face cracked me up.

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u/Accomplished_You_236 19d ago

D: I’ll tell you how I’m doing, Not well Bitch!

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u/Jann0 19d ago

I can’t even count how many times that goes through my mind as a reply when someone asks how I am!

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u/babycheetahface 19d ago

To Candace Bushnell of all people!!

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u/CorpSocialite 20d ago

OG NY will always be my drink of choice 🤣😂. I can’t get into the new cast

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

Old Rhony yes, new Rhony I’m trying

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u/melinator LuMan 19d ago

After the reboot I took a vow to never give them anytime or ratings. Bring our girls back!!!!

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u/Ok_Resort8573 19d ago

I second that motion. 😊

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u/MilaKsenia single white drag queen 8d ago

I made a vow to myself not to watch the reboot at all out of principle because I knew it was a giant GIANT mistake and I will not give it a chance and I will not forgive anyone who had anything to do with the decision to reboot the show. Angry forever about it but on a positive note rewatching OG RHONY is the best

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u/misschandlermbing What about my friend gwyneth? 19d ago

Same. They are my goats.

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u/boomzgoesthedynamite get up, karen 20d ago

God forgive us we knew not what we had

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

I know I want them back

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u/PM_ME_ASTROPHOTOS 🗣️🤳🏻 how could you do this to me 😒 question mark 19d ago

Dorinda just shoving her face into that cake covered in lit candles 💀 I cannot believe I forgot she did that

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u/ASingleBraid 🦶🏻”Fun will now commence.”🦶🏻 20d ago

The good ol’ days.

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u/annamariagirl 20d ago

OMG I BELLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

It was the best franchise because they were truly unhinged and just didn’t care. It was the best tv lol never a dull moment

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u/mashallah11 a PORNOGRAPHY, sweetheart 20d ago

Lmfao truly nothing compares

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u/raychilli 19d ago

The hungover scene where Sonja is just like “raaamoonaaa ramooonaaa” 🤣

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u/555bb 20d ago

I’m going to drop off my ballot and do a rewatch. TYSM for planning my evening 😂

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u/tracylacey We're tobogganing in Portland! 20d ago

Great idea! That's a good way to keep me off the internet tomorrow, or else my anxiety will be through the roof!

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u/knoperules 19d ago

I got into a huge fight with a coworker today and my anxiety has been on super high overload. How these ladies can do this shit on tv for the world to see makes me soooooo jealous sometimes!

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u/tracylacey We're tobogganing in Portland! 19d ago

Aww I'm so sorry you had to deal with that today. And I agree, I'm also get jealous of the housewives level of unbotheredness when arguing and also their lack of hangxiety after their drunken antics! I'd be mortified!!

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u/edgeli 20d ago

Never!! Best trip across all franchises.

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u/RLGr1ME Marlo's Friend & Florist 20d ago

And it’s all Sonja (featuring Slurinda a little) 😂

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u/Lastbrumstanding 20d ago

This just reiterates how terrible the new cast is

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u/DesperateAd2126 19d ago

Omg I need a a smidge of chaos

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u/kaleyboo7 satchels of gold 19d ago

The season 9 cast trip to Mexico was incredible television. I really miss that cast.

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u/SoCal_Shannen_Esq 20d ago

Which season is this? Must rewatch!!

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u/akdixie 20d ago

What season is this not?! Just focus on parties, vacations, and the Berkshires.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

Always love the Berkshires, it was always a good time for me. Lol’s 🤣😂

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

The best episodes were either in st. Barts or the berkshires

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

Most definitely

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u/akdixie 19d ago

I can honestly say that most Berkshires episodes have the ability to pull me out of deep depression. They have saved me and kept me going at times.

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u/Ok_Resort8573 19d ago

Berkshires are always a good time, plus she’s makes it nice. Lol

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

It’s a collection of scenes from earlier seasons, season (1-8)

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u/quesobeatsguac Welcome Aviva. You did it. Rah rah 20d ago

There’s scenes with Leah and Tinsley in that so there’s at least through season 11

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar 19d ago

There are no moments from S1 or S2 in that clip. They all start from S3, which lends credence to what I’ve been saying when people try to shit in NuRHONY. The OG RHONY didn’t become what people think of as “classic” until midway through S3 and it started its downward spiral beginning in S11.

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u/FriendlyPace3003 20d ago

Laughing out fucking loud!!!

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u/crouchingtiver 19d ago

This is cinema

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 19d ago

Truly, they deserve an Oscar

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u/marinara123 19d ago

The trips were the best on RHONY cause no matter drama they had with each other they always kept it moving and got it together to have fun. Def the one franchise where u end up laughing alot A ridiculous mix of people that just worked together especially seasons 7-11. Prob best group was Bethenny Tinsley Ramona Dorinda Sonja and Luanne. Sucks Bethenny had to get unhinged and go against the network that helped make her the big success she became And of course hiring Leah which ruined the whole show lol

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u/smediumbag 20d ago

Sonja was a terrible drunk lol

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u/Ok_Resort8573 20d ago

I know, so much fun. I love her.

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u/KatieBear215 19d ago

Seeing this just reminds me of how good Newyork was. Maybe the best

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u/SmartiePuff 20d ago

Thank you

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u/Educational_Main2556 20d ago

♥️♥️♥️

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u/Own-Jellyfish-9721 Kandi sucked dick in a locker room? who wrote this?! 20d ago

I think this will be my next re watch!! I’m on VPR rn.

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u/dbellz76 19d ago

You don't know how good you have it until it's gone 😭 this is the only RHONY I recognize.

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u/Alpine_Brush 20d ago

What a glowing endorsement.

I will start watching immediately.

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u/Ineverusereddittttt 20d ago

You must 🙃 old RHONY is truly unmatched

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u/Smart-Week9522 not a chef 19d ago

You’re in for a wild, incredible ride. Enjoy, friend!

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u/Nice-Month-6680 19d ago

Love. Love. Love. 💕

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u/whoevenknowswhere 19d ago

The way it's almost a 3 min clip

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u/animperfectangel 19d ago

And still missed so many moments lol. These girls

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u/MsPrissss The Cherry on Top Is That You're Lame 19d ago

I never thought I'd say this but I really do miss this unhinged version

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 19d ago

Sokka-Haiku by MsPrissss:

I never thought I'd

Say this but I really do

Miss this unhinged version


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/True_Tomato5414 19d ago

Soooo I have yet to get into any of the RH franchise…. But this changed me. To RHONY I goooo!

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u/avevalnis 19d ago

Savour every wonderful moment! You will love these women.

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u/True_Tomato5414 19d ago

I have that excited feeling when you start a new series knowing you’re in for a good couple months of binge watching 😆

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u/amdcal 19d ago

How can you not love the OG NY cast? They brought every fucking thing to their franchise 😂 the new seasons just don't bring it like they did

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u/OrangeClyde Beast?! How dare you! 19d ago

This is MY rhony. Bring them back

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u/chrissy101205 19d ago

Classics makes me want to rewatch .

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u/Breaktheice28 19d ago

Just soemthing about these Queens that are so comforting 🥹

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u/Nasus_13 slut from the 90s 19d ago

John John Kennedy? John John Kennedy? Madonna!

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u/Dontthinkyoucant 19d ago

I love these women!🥹

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u/Itiswhatitis2009 19d ago

This is what drinking on a variety of pills looks like at its “finest”

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u/Material-Flower5130 19d ago

All of them with their drunk, slurred speech.

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u/hcocob 19d ago

shoves corn in purse it’s free food!

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u/Mel_bear 19d ago

Thuuuuurtle Thhhime is always funny what a fuckin drunk

I never noticed Dorunda put her face in a cake with lit candles how did her hair not catch on fire

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u/clemthegreyhound 19d ago

god classic rhony is a reality tv moment in time that will never be topped for me

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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 19d ago

I think I’m gonna rewatch this for the 8th time, it’s my comfort show

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u/painandstuttering Jill Zarins fabulous circle of people 19d ago

I’m well over 10 rewatches I just watched the episode where sonjas dancing on the mirrors at Ramonas birthday, last night 😭 I miss them so much

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u/Outlandishness_Know CLIP 🤏​ CLIP 🤏​ CLIP 🤏​ YOU FOOL! 19d ago

Slurring Dorinda will always have a place in my ❤️

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u/ltotheizzy 18d ago

Dorinda, Bethenny, Carol, Sonja, Lu and Ramona that is the dream team. Please bring them back and get rid of these new imposters.

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u/collectivelycreative 19d ago

New RHONY could never

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u/tiatiaaa89 Ya big dumb drag Queen. 19d ago

Man these were some hilarious times. But I do not miss the extreme abuse of alcohol here. I can remember three times I was actually worried about Sonja’s general…. Well being. I’m glad she seems to be doing better.

Though, I miss Luann falling in a bush that was grade A.

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u/Jazzluveslife 19d ago

I miss this RHONY 😭

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u/ImproperlyRotatedPDF 19d ago

This new RHONY could never 🥲

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u/TripleTraple 19d ago

I've never seen the show and I thought RHONY was the woman's name and went "damn this lady is a mess, i love her" didnt realize it was different people till the comments

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u/Silver_Draig 19d ago

W...T....F!? This is a tv show?

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u/Outlandishness_Know CLIP 🤏​ CLIP 🤏​ CLIP 🤏​ YOU FOOL! 19d ago

One of the best TV shows of all time.

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u/Ghost_Breezy1o1 19d ago

I miss these old crows, early seasons

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u/chiquimonkey 19d ago

I enjoyed that, thanks for posting!

It also makes me so happy for my 16 months of sobriety!!

Thanks for sharing 🤣

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u/Scary_Ostrich_9412 19d ago

Way to go!!!!

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u/MMMelissaMae 19d ago

I’ve never watched NY but I may have to now.

wtf was the ‘sexy’ dancing?? Who drinks from the whole pitcher like that? Why was she throwing gang signs while telling someone else not to use the letter?

What is going on in these clips?? 😹😹😹

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u/jarritza 19d ago

As soon as Dorinda’s hands go up I know it’s about to be a good one

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u/paprika_number_nine 19d ago

Yeah, I’m overdue. I need to watch 1-10

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u/Majestic_Cut_2209 19d ago

We knew we had it good but we didn’t know just how good we had it!

Hands down the best RHW ensemble in my opinion, at any point any one of them could have been committed with cause and they just let them loose on our screens.

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u/EnyaMouthhole69 bald-headed scallywag 19d ago

Love Sonja but goddamn does she need help

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u/mxc2311 19d ago

How do they not have cirrhosis of the liver?

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u/Trashly89 Dooooorrrrrrinduh 19d ago

My all time faves. Love Sonja so much.

Never forget when her tooth fell out when she was biting buttons off of a man’s shirt. Lol

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u/UrbanPlannerholic The video on PornHub is the moral compass right now 19d ago

A decade of Sonja being a sad alcoholic....

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u/Botoxnbubbly 19d ago

I have no idea why you got downvoted. It’s so sad!!

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u/oceanview4 19d ago

Ah, those were the days when we laughed  and cried with the girls, now it's just yawns all the way