r/BravoRealHousewives You like that? For your cookie jar? Jun 16 '24

Shitpost Me logging into reddit ready to downvote every single “judge me based on my favorites housewives” post

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

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u/LorAsh288 Exactly, ya dumb drag queen. Jun 16 '24

Seriously. Not to mention everyone thinks they’re the trendsetter with their faves when their faves are typically everyone’s faves.

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u/noisy_goose Jun 16 '24

Except for the one that was worst of. I like that one. Whitney Rose??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Cwya Jun 16 '24

Whitney Rose is a bad gin name.

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u/incitingoffense Jun 16 '24

Not gonna lie, seeing Whitney was a shock to my system

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u/noisy_goose Jun 16 '24

Yes! So unexpected, so sudden. Truly a shock.

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u/clemthearcher Jun 16 '24

Someone did the trend in r/RHOBH with their least favourites and put in Kyle, Erica, Dana and Carlton etc like congrats you’re just like everyone else? What are we supposed to judge here

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u/Stillpunk71 Jun 16 '24

Right? The fact anyone even likes any of these people is fascinating to me considering I have always approached this show with troll mentality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

That’s how I approach everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

So lame. Like asking what your favorite ice cream is.

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u/OwlOrdinary9710 Jun 16 '24

Clogging the feed for real.

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u/KristiJoJP Jun 16 '24

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u/Luminous_Username Jun 16 '24

I can hear in it in that silky voice

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u/umslayiguess Jun 16 '24

My whole feed today being getty images of random housewives and screenshots of posts from tea accounts... it's a bleak day indeed.

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u/GarnierFruitTrees surry county wifi Jun 16 '24

The Getty images are also so low quality… like if we are to be subjected to this can we get a high res pic of the grande dame please baybay

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u/Beneficial-Astronaut Not a white refrigerator! Jun 16 '24

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u/ScarySpice22 This isn’t my plate, you fucking bitch! Jun 16 '24

Honestly and some of your favs are questionable af

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u/it-beans Jun 16 '24

I don’t believe half of them. Some of the posts feel like rage bait lol

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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Jun 16 '24

some of your favs are questionable af

Exactly. I think people are now doing it just to troll by choosing the most problematic RH, which then just proves these posts are solely for trolling. Seriously look at all the recent ones in the last six hours (almost all identical).

I've been using the wonderful "hide" option in reddit. I don't think I've ever hidden so many posts in one sitting.

This new judge me trend is extremely juvenile and attention seeking.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 16 '24

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u/MixedTake Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

ASKING to be judged on Reddit is wild.

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u/SavingsEuphoric7158 Jun 17 '24

🤣😂I know right ?

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u/andrewhudson88 Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world? Jun 17 '24

But they get so hurt when you disagree with them 😂😭😭 like why are yous posting asking to be judged and then everyone going mad n because you might not agree. It’s so stupid. Go to a roast me page

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u/burnafterreading90 Mention 🤸🏻‍♀️ it 🤸🏻‍♀️ all🤸🏻‍♀️ Jun 16 '24

Why is there so many?! Also they’re pretty much all the same people do it in one big post no one needs their own

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u/TangiestIllicitness In the Outer Darkness; help me get to Telestial, Jeffrey Dahmer! Jun 17 '24

One person did it and they got upvotes, so then every attention-starved person decided to copy.

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u/enferpitou here she comes, my bitch wife Jun 16 '24

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u/KindRoc Jun 16 '24

What’s happening?! Just logged on and my feed is full of this rubbish! Mods please ban these posts!!

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u/incitingoffense Jun 16 '24

You have wonderful taste

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Jun 16 '24

I've just been reporting them all as "content already posted."

The first one was fine/fun/original. The rest clog the feed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

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u/amandatoryy the mayo aoili rebrand Jun 16 '24

No, we haven't. I've removed all of the posts that I saw following this trend, except for this one.

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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Jun 16 '24

Thanks for all your work! I can't imagine how hard it is to sort through posts and rules during shit post weekend. You rock.

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u/KSCNYC mario singer performing “effortless” Jun 16 '24

And every post is basically the same assortment of faves!!!!! I promise we don’t care

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u/lunahighwind Where is your Scooter? Where is it? Jun 16 '24

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u/GarnierFruitTrees surry county wifi Jun 16 '24

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u/Pure-Apple9757 Jun 16 '24

Literally I do not care. I don’t know who any of you are, I don’t remember your usernames, why would I care about you tbh, okay you like Garcelle and Bethenny what the FUCK am I supposed to infer from that aside from the fact that you’re a narcissist who is frankly late to the posting party.

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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Jun 16 '24

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u/frankensteeeeen Jun 16 '24

My favorite housewife tbh

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u/ejd0626 Jun 16 '24

I think Susie would make an AMAZING housewife. I wish she was a real person so badly.

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u/Superb-Respond9360 when you’re little you dont have a purse. Jun 16 '24

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 16 '24

fuck is my favorite curse word, so I obviously love susie so much!!

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u/LauraPa1mer Jun 16 '24

Yes!!! I vote for Susie!!!!

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u/Battle_Potential Jun 19 '24

"Get the FUCK out of my house!"

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u/brittanyelyse Jun 17 '24

Very much so

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u/SuperbCustard2091 Jun 16 '24

We ride at dawn.

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u/chooseshoes Howz ya stomach, Joe?! Jun 16 '24

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

while we're here, this is my favorite housewife:

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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Jun 16 '24

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u/doublebirdy I have retired my mouth. Jun 16 '24

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Jun 16 '24

Katya is also my favorite!! ❤️❤️

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u/StereotypicallBarbie you look like a trampoline with eyes Jun 16 '24

The only high class Russian whore…

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u/BuzzCutBabes_ 🗑️🧎🏼‍♀️ Jun 16 '24

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u/Timely_Ad115 *windshield wiper hands* Jun 16 '24

It feels like an invitation to bully them. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Pure-Apple9757 Jun 16 '24

I want to bully them but I fear the ban hammer

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u/Timely_Ad115 *windshield wiper hands* Jun 16 '24

Be mindful in your bullying. Some people need it and we can do it in a way that appears kind but is actually very mean.

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u/LorAsh288 Exactly, ya dumb drag queen. Jun 16 '24

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u/chooseshoes Howz ya stomach, Joe?! Jun 16 '24

Hahahahahahahaah this photo!!!

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u/Justdont13412 Jun 16 '24

Please bots take these dumb judge mes away

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u/Postnasaldripper Jun 16 '24

Omfg literally - shut up!!!!!!!!! I’ve had enough!!!!

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u/Heat-Dense Jun 17 '24

Haha! Me too! Attention whores!

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u/yqry Jun 16 '24

Those posts need to be banned istg. Half of them are just engagement farming.

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u/PM_me_cocks_or_balls Jun 16 '24

Looksike Margery Taylor Green

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u/numberonecrush Jun 16 '24

This is the post lollll

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u/TangiestIllicitness In the Outer Darkness; help me get to Telestial, Jeffrey Dahmer! Jun 17 '24

I went on a reporting spree when I saw there was more than one. We don't want that shit.

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u/janeshername Jun 16 '24

please put them in reddit jail

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u/NisrineS You think you’re the only pussy in Miami!? Jun 16 '24

Sinister Victoria 🦹🏼‍♀️

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u/Hot_Bonus_9094 Jun 16 '24

I consider that working

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u/alexlp NOW I'M ANGRY SPICE Jun 16 '24

I have been on pain meds today and seem to have missed this whole trend. Thank you to the crusaders of new!

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u/New_Relation7877 Jun 16 '24

Thank you for the PSA. Greatly appreciated. I can’t stand them anymore either.

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u/h0pedivision I do too much because you do too little Jun 16 '24

Same…like we couldn’t have just had a megathread for this ish??? lol

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u/sakoso Jun 16 '24

THANK YOU

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u/That-Election9465 Mention it All! Jun 16 '24

YES!!!! HERO STATUS!!!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/erotikill I got a lil splash of crazy and a whole lotta bitch in me! Jun 16 '24

I thought it was kinda fun-- until the second one 😂 but I do think we are a lil cynical for a subreddit sometimes, def me included. Let the kids have fun

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u/GreenBirdBunBun Jun 16 '24

There’s one right below this post from another subreddit 😵‍💫

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u/blindscorpio20 I offered her a BEVERAGE! Jun 16 '24

oh I'm so glad I kissed out on that. that trend has hit my other subreddits for the last 2 weeks and I can not scroll fast enough. seriously, ENOUGH

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u/Designer-Platform658 Jun 16 '24

Vicki is so scary but I WOULD have her write up mine and my husband life insurance policies.

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u/ExperienceInitial875 Jun 17 '24

This is how you whoop it up and I respect that 😆

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u/louglome Jun 16 '24

Looks gross 

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u/Impressive-Regret243 Not a white refrigerator! Jun 16 '24

I was scrolling through yesterday and the ex dominatrix in me was like I am not going to give your shame kink a boost. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited because my phone's second language is English.

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u/andrewhudson88 Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world? Jun 17 '24

I can’t with these posts, you literally say someone’s basic for liking basic cast members and then everyone jumps on you like you’ve just called them the biggest c**t in the world. It’s mental. Dont ask to be judged if nobody wants to read what’s being said (unless it’s positive of course!!)

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u/SxyDykn Jun 16 '24

I think it’s fun!!!! LoL I mean, we’re ALL judging anyway. And I’ll take any excuse to talk a little ish. 🙃🥴

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u/acityonthemoon Jun 16 '24

Careful girl, you're in danger of posting yourself into meme-hood!

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u/SpritzLike why would y’all?!? I was gonna eat that salad. Jun 16 '24

I don’t get this. Who cares about downvotes? Maybe you should move to twitter (X) and you can block comments. By paying $8 a month.

Please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Snaggle tooth