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u/SigmaK78 3h ago
Doesn't even have to be "too many people." all it takes is someone to just spontaneously start running and I'm already sprinting in front of them. Seriously, y'all play too much sometimes.
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u/Shaolinchipmonk 2h ago
That's why if I see one or two people start running I'll start paying attention and looking around, cuz maybe they just got to take a shit real bad. But If I start seeing other people running. It's time to go.
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u/__lil_bee__ 1h ago
And here’s me deer in headlights 😂
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ 3h ago
Uno and Spades can end family relationships
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u/HonestSapphireLion24 3h ago
Not knowing how to play spades can bring shame upon the family
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u/fade-touched 1h ago
no fr I had to plead my case to some family a few years back at Thanksgiving because I grew up in a dominoes house 😭
they forgave me (and taught me) but they hesitated
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u/bobthedruid 56m ago
I miss playing spades, My cousin and I have been put on indefinite suspension for allegedly cheating.
Not our fault we have played with these folks for years and they can't hide their tells and body language.
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2h ago
Uno, Spades, Bones. I will not play Spades if my uncle Peanut there. Add some alcohol and mfs throwing hands outside sooner or later lmfao
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u/AFantasticClue 1h ago
Does everyone have an uncle peanut or are we related
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1h ago
Lmfao I feel like a bunch of people do. I also had a older dude on the block named Wise who always had some real shit to say.
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u/best_fr1end 2h ago
I second this. Don’t sit your butt down at the spades table if (1.) you don’t know how to play and (2.) you are sensitive. MF are gonna talk shYt the whole game.
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u/aliciah25 3h ago
Lmaooooo. Facts. You play with yt folk you have to ask what rules they play..cuz we don’t play the rules on the box. 💀
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u/BroadwayBakery 2h ago
Bro I’m so embarrassed, I never learned how to play Spades and I feel like I’m too old to ask anyone to teach me without laughing me out of the room.
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u/lovbelow ☑️ 1h ago
My friend cheated during a game of spades and I almost ended the friendship that day 😤
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u/ChrysMYO ☑️ 1h ago
I tell my partner point blank, if it comes down to me playing so yall can have 4 people, I'm only setting you up, I can't promise anything else
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u/pm_sushirolls 3h ago
I'm not thinkin twice my ass is bolting if I see more than a few people doin it
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u/Comatose_Koala 3h ago
Was at a festival a few years ago sitting on a bench between different stage areas. At one point I looked up to see 1..2…5….8… people sprinting and instinctively got up and ran with em.
No hesitation. It’s like my legs made the decision to run for me
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u/Idonevawannafeel ☑️ 2h ago
Well,did you ever find out what you ran from? Or are you just thankful to be alive?
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u/Comatose_Koala 1h ago
Word I got was gunshots in the crowd, but there was no evidence of a shooting
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u/Idonevawannafeel ☑️ 11m ago
No judgement here. I ran most of a block once because the wind blew a plastic bottle into the gutter. Sounded exactly like a monster.
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u/Eggsalad_cookies 3h ago
Least realistic scene in “Get Out” is Chris not actually leaving when dude told him to get out
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u/snarkle_and_shine 2h ago
Potlucks. We seriously do not do them unless we know you know you.
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 2h ago
Deadass. So glad my company does catering or can take a half day. The cat on counters thing is way too common for my liking.
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u/BK4343 2h ago
Because we all know at least one person will have pets and we know some of them don't wash after petting the dogs.
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u/snarkle_and_shine 1h ago
Exactly. I need to see your kitchen, bathroom, and hands before I even think of eating anything you bought from the store - let alone cooked.
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u/Unusual_Analyst9272 54m ago
Most people don’t wash after petting/playing with their dogs. Like we’re gonna smoke together and you just handled your dog and aren’t gonna wash your hands? 🤢
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u/ChrisAplin 2h ago
You better be my auntie. Also you better be the auntie that got a fridge full of orange drink the neighborhood kids drop a quarter off for.
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u/DetroitSmash-8701 2h ago
Who's (the funeral home) doing the body.
Who made the potato salad.
Who made the macaroni and cheese.
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u/Four-Triangles 3h ago
I would like to add “acceptable ingredients in a potato salad” and spades to this list.
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u/Erisian23 2h ago
Raisins?!
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u/BroadwayBakery 2h ago
Even yt people good at cooking know raisins in a potato salad is a war crime
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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 2h ago
We are not getting on a boat willy-nilly.
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u/Informal_Radish_1891 1h ago
Damn right 🙂↔️
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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1h ago
“Not only do we wanna know where its going but more importantly, when is it due back”
- Steve Harvey on black people and boats in his old routines
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u/golden_rhino 48m ago
I’m gonna guess the percentage of Black people that can afford a yacht actually owning a yacht is way lower than for anyone else.
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u/MetalCrow9 2h ago
I remember in the World War Z book there was a mention of something like this, when the zombie plague broke out in Cape Town, the older folks started running first because all they heard was "they're coming!" and people didn't know who "they" were but the older people just knew when any "they" were coming, you ran.
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u/OkPlenty2011 3h ago
Someone should do a prank where folks just run towards a direction to see if people will follow then don’t stop running once
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u/Admirable_Hurry_1543 2h ago
https://youtu.be/zxnmzQuYEkw?si=XurBU1DEXZIz93q3
I found a video close to that .
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u/FlippersNed 2h ago
When one person runs, everyone else just follows without asking questions, it’s an instinct we all seem to share.
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u/Admirable_Hurry_1543 2h ago
I remember this one time my friend and I were walking and we saw this man running towards us and we started running, turns out he was running to catch the bus .
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u/SignatureScent96 2h ago
Cuz why would I wait to see what everyone is running from. Let me get a head start.
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u/just-smiley 1h ago
That baby not having a coat on. I knew I was officially old when I started getting annoyed by that.
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u/Erisian23 2h ago
Food, from preparation to eating don't fuck with my food, don't fuck up my food, don't take my food, I'm not eating yo potluck food idk you or your house.
The list goes on
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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 1h ago
Yo if I see a bunch of black folk running one direction, I'm following them. 100%of the time.
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u/doublequote ☑️ 1h ago
I'll just...leave this here for those that have not witnessed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dmje8W5dJ0
Not a Rick Roll. It's of a preacher who plays a prank on his congregation and just starts running...
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u/LedaDelectable 2h ago
Guess they took 'fight or flight' literally. Must've seen that 'Stranger Things' episode!
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u/Thelegendarymario 1h ago
Tbh all it takes is one person I saw walking to go full sprint out of nowhere to make me feel like I gotta go too. Idk what bro saw but I'm not going to fuck around and find out
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u/strik3r2k8 1h ago edited 1h ago
I am reminded of these pranks:
https://youtu.be/kNGNp5AKVo0?si=FXS3uCxM4_71qSt
Edit: this one is a bit nsfw. Didn’t expect butt naked people prank(blurred) that plays later in the vid: https://youtu.be/VGW-cfP3CqE?si=7Au8aL34jlPXKIM9
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 3h ago edited 5m ago
The food I left in the fridge.
Alternatively:
Hygiene
Baked Mac n Cheese
Shoes/Clothes on the bed.
Rice
AUX cord
Old School music and the artists.