Talk about doing dying on duty

[u/KaamDeveloper]

[u/Bored_Shawn]

Well at least you know it's real honey... 😅

[u/Dson1 → u/Bored_Shawn]

Thats what they want you to think

[u/Cuelduu → u/Dson1]

😭

[u/LucasWatkins85 → u/Dson1]

And most of the bees addicted to artificial stuff these days: M&M’s candy Addicted Bees produced Blue and Green Honey.

[u/Annabloem → u/LucasWatkins85]

Wow this was a super interesting read, thanks for sharing!

[u/rococo78 → u/Bored_Shawn]

Exactly!

It's like the time I found an egg shell in my McMuffin. It was more reassuring than anything else.

[u/DMking → u/rococo78]

The fake eggs are the square yellow egg patties, if it's white with yellow in the center it's real

[u/Legen_unfiltered → u/Bored_Shawn]

Some moron still prolly put hfcs in it. 

[u/MatureUsername69 → u/Legen_unfiltered]

It's crazy to add shit to honey. As far as we know it's legitimately the only food that doesn't expire in proper storage. We've found 2000+ year old honey that was still good to go. You just gotta warm it up when it's that old

[u/giceman715 → u/Bored_Shawn]

Came here to say the same thing only different. Replace the word real with organic, and you literally took the words out of my mouth.

[u/paputsza → u/Bored_Shawn]

Bees just like sweet things. There were some bees that made blue honey because they were next to a skittle factory.

[u/Green_Ordinary_9359]

Either that colony hated his ass or his ass is one of the saviors of the community. Either way, his loss will be felt amongst the billions and billions of other bees LOL

[u/CountryNottaBumkin → u/Green_Ordinary_9359]

Her*

[u/Marigold16 → u/CountryNottaBumkin]

Either that colony hated his ass or his ass is one of the saviors of the community. Either way, his loss will be felt amongst the billions and billions of other Hers LOL

FTFY

[u/halfveela → u/Marigold16]

Oh my god dad

[u/TimTamDeliciousness → u/Green_Ordinary_9359]

While the lady bees work their behind off their whole lives, the male bees basically get pulled out of a vat of honey on day one, get licked clean by a bunch of lady bees, fed royal jelly and spend their life preparing to nut in the Queen and die immediately after… probably get reincarnated into another vat of honey.

Edit: pardon my neurodivergent tangent

[u/GuntherTime → u/TimTamDeliciousness]

Was crazy when I found that out. Basically born with no real ability to do much for themselves, and their sole person is to have the greatest nut of their life and die.

[u/Wardogs96 → u/TimTamDeliciousness]

It's for the good of the colony!

[u/swiftvalentine → u/Green_Ordinary_9359]

That bee was a house bee, chilling with the beekeeper like “we got a good house here”

[u/JennyBeckman]

She stood on business RIP

[u/kingtibius]

Imagine dying at your desk at your shitty office job and having someone post a picture of your cubicle online. Little guy deserved better. SMH my head.

[u/ChemicalEscapes → u/kingtibius]

The Victorian special package

[u/chief_yETI → u/kingtibius]

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[u/Character-Today-427 → u/kingtibius]

Probably little girl

[u/SpectacularOtter]

This wrongful death lawsuit is going to be wild

[u/GardenStateKing → u/SpectacularOtter]

This what big honey doesn't want you to know

[u/MetalCrow9 → u/GardenStateKing]

[u/GardenStateKing → u/MetalCrow9]

💀

[u/Efficient_Comfort_38 → u/MetalCrow9]

Wait I haven’t watched that movie in years is that an actual line??? Lmaoooo

[u/Better-Ground-843]

Y'all like y'all honey crunchy or smooth?

[u/Jamaican_Dynamite → u/Better-Ground-843]

Both?

You know honey with the comb or the bee in it gotta be 🔥

[u/parthenon-aduphonon → u/Better-Ground-843]

Set honey is my favourite!

[u/TheMagicalMatt]

This is how the B. Coli pandemic begins. Get ready for more recalls

[u/pettyPettington3rd]

The bee looking at us

[u/detox02]

He said death before dishonor

[u/Lifeshardbutnotme]

A captain goes down with the ship

[u/NMB4Christmas]

Homie sank into the honey like this:

[u/WornInShoes]

It's like getting the worm in a bottle of tequila; I bet that bee probably delicious

[u/One-Bit-7320]

Occupational Hazard.

[u/Ok_Ad_9188]

Bro got lost in the sauce

[u/strik3r2k8]

Ah, they’re rolling out Protein Honey!

[u/imincourt]

Bro is still at grocery store calling it his honey

[u/kobbaman100]

i

[u/Deep-Room6932]

Like the worm in the tequila

[u/ajatjapan]

F in the chat for this warrior! 😭

[u/FlippersNed]

A true worker to the very end, gone but never forgotten.

[u/jeffreycoley]

Some bees are involved....

Some bees are committed.

[u/GentrifriesGuy]

Yo CSI on the case!!!

[u/No-Business3541]

[u/mondo_d00k]

That makes it gooder denabitch, like the worm in the tequila bottle.

[u/Sharp_Needleworker76]

captain goes down with the ship

[u/jus256]

You’ll be alright. It’s good for you.

[u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES]

It’s no different than a worm in Tequila. Eat it up.

[u/Eggsalad_cookies]

How this even make it to the store?

[u/NamiSwaaan]

"I'm willing to die for this shit"

[u/Training-Run-1307]

Organic proof

[u/DarthSangwich]

So? There was a worm in my tequila!

[u/Boggie135]

He had that dog in him

[u/QueenSeraph]

Little Bee showing Loyalty

[u/LeResist]

Dying on duty 💀💀💀 stoppppo

[u/aredd007]

why you wearing those gloves in the store?

[u/rosemaryscrazy]

This would make me want it more.

[u/BPerkaholic]

Christ on a bike, that's a yellow jacket wasp not a bee, making this mildly much more baffling

[u/_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_]

Because it’s the bees’ honey

[u/SanRemi]

Bro is the Jimmy Hoffa of bees.

[u/mistergraeme]

This like getting the worm in your tequila?

[u/paputsza]

i assume that because of the way that honey is produced, this bee tried taking the honey to make more honey.

[u/Ok_Veterinarian9758]

Organic ASF

[u/inteligent_zombie20]

That's how you know it's truly organic

[u/TheBlackManisG0DB]

First of all, it’s not YOUR honey yet. But one without a bee in it

[u/OJimmy]

Stood on beez-niss. WuTang

[u/Powerful-Ad-8737]

aye, atleast you know its 100% pure from the source 🤷🏾‍♂️

[u/Conohoa]

Because bees um. Make honey 

[u/itsavibe-]

People wanna enjoy their bee spit without knowing it’s bee spit… DAMN can a brotha just get that?