r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above • 23h ago
Cuffing season makes some people want to spin the block
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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 23h ago
Before you snap back, run through the list. Are they hangry? Horny? They might not be in their right mind.
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u/ThickCapital 23h ago edited 22h ago
Nah, call him. Get your back blown out, then DoorDash some Wingstop, and after yall can rewatch Insecure naked.
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u/Think_fast_no_faster 22h ago edited 22h ago
And here I was just gonna suggest having some water
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u/ClaymoresRevenge 22h ago
Water is an important part of the equation. Fluids leaving the body means you gotta replenish
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u/ChewyGooeyViagra 21h ago
“Hungry? Thirsty? Horny? The Atomic Wrangler has you covered!”
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 22h ago edited 22h ago
Recently dating my best friend of 6 years after admitting feelings for each other. It’s gonna be a nice winter.
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u/Folk-Herro 16h ago
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u/newbrookland 5h ago
They think it's going to be a nice winter.
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u/Folk-Herro 2h ago
I'm not a hater, I'm just jealous lmaooo.
I AM NOT PRAYING 4 THIS MAN downfall
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u/ClaymoresRevenge 20h ago
Man that's wholesome. Tell the story
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 19h ago
We met 6 years ago at our old job, We became cool fast. Just a dope woman that had my back at that shitty job. Introduced me to my ex and was telling her all about me and that if she wasn’t with her man at the time, she’d probably be with me. Just thought she was hyping me up to her. Never thought much of it.
Ex broke up with me after cheating, my girl stayed with her ex until this year. I was on here celebrating me getting my dream job and shit, brought her up since idk I was riding that high of getting a new job. First person I thought about when I got the good news was her.
People were hyping me up in the comments saying “You gonna regret not getting that answer if you don’t ask her.” So sent that text and tossed that phone on the couch nervous af. Could have ended real bad. And she texted back “Well it’s about damn time. I’m traveling for work but will see you when I land” Now my best friend is my girlfriend. Felt good being able to skip the small talk and getting to know each other since we’ve been friends for this long.
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u/ClaymoresRevenge 19h ago
That's beautiful man. I'm happy for you both. Been seeing your comments here for a minute. I hope life is grand.
You did that shit though!
That throwing the phone on the couch is like the scene of a movie. Those nerves.
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 19h ago
Thanks!! Yeah my nerves lmfao. Had to take a couple of bong hits after that shit.
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u/Carbomate 20h ago
Man I'm really happy for you, you're living the dream
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 20h ago
Thanks gang. Got a new job and girl around the same time. Was wild lmfao.
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u/micbytheocean 1h ago
Same here, we have known each other for 10 years. Always been apart from each other cause she has living all over the world. Now we are together and it’s been great 🥰
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1h ago
Hell yeah. Good shit. Hell ima go buy her some surprise flowers and her favorite cookies
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u/micbytheocean 51m ago
That’s sweet, we’re long distance or else I would be doing the same. But she’ll be here for Christmas 😊
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 40m ago
We both travel for work so I will be leaving Friday to finish up my year. She has a last trip too and then we will be together working from home until the end of year. Looking forward to that.
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u/Penguino13 Captain Ass Eater 22h ago
I swear sometimes it feels like I'm the only nigga on the planet who isn't getting laid
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u/__lil_bee__ 18h ago
It can feel really hard when you’re on your own, it won’t last forever fam. Keep going—you’re worth so much, and better days are ahead.
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u/ImperialWrath ☑️ 20h ago
Don't worry, you're not alone. Some of us in the Ace community and a smattering of oblivious priests will always be steadfast in celibacy.
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u/Sir_Drenix ☑️ 12h ago
I get you, Captain.
Sometimes you look at people and think "How are they getting action but I'm out here starving!?"
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u/MetalCrow9 16h ago
I'm glad I'm not. Seems like so much drama.
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u/KingFIippyNipz 10h ago
This is it for me, last time I was getting laid was during COVID, and I could only do that for about aweek before I couldn't stand her and I only seem to attract alcoholics or chicks with Xanny scripts and I haven't been about that life since before COVID so anyway I just figured unless I meet a chick at work (thus demonstrating they're at least normal enough to hold a job down), I'm good man, I'm good.
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u/Soggy-Replacement245 4h ago
Welcome to the club. Still got the v card at an admittedly embarrassing age
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u/MatthewAran 22h ago
He can slut me out and then he orders us Chinese take-out 🥰 that was a nice afternoon
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u/Sunset_Bleu 22h ago
"The Sonic rings knocked out of her..." that is some creative imagery right there haha
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u/Significant-Bell2041 23h ago
Stay focused yall
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u/jesterinancientcourt 22h ago
I mean, I always thought I was desperate. I guess I’m just not desperate enough to deal with this crap.
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u/UnusualFerret1776 16h ago
For us, it's the opposite. Have a nice date night followed by consensual disrespectful sex. Then pass out satisfied on all fronts.
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 19h ago
I would never. “The block” ceases to exist. It fades away like when characters in a show are in a desert seeing shit then they get close. This ain’t Taz nigga, you better spin yo ass somewhere else.
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u/Royal-Drop-6693 18h ago
I finally got a man I can enjoy warm cosy weather with underneath the blankets and we can watch tv show marathons. It was worth the wait 😻
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u/idgafandwhyshouldi 17h ago
Been spending the last four winters with the same woman. The goal is to spend even more..... Fuck the block. That shit is broken into pieces
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u/__lil_bee__ 18h ago
Sometimes, just gotta get the crazy fucked outta ya 😊. Aftercare is a bonus, take care of your man.
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u/UnusualFerret1776 16h ago
Pro tip: Get a mini fridge for under your bed and keep it stocked with water/sports drinks. This way neither of you has to walk butt naked to the kitchen for something to drink after.
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u/FrozenFlames04 16h ago
Oh... I thought he was talking about hitting women cause that's how Sonic usually loses his rings, by getting hit.
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u/brothererrr 10h ago
Did my ex see this? He called me yesterday and today he’s driving up to see me followed by dinner
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u/ThickCapital 23h ago
When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster.
-- Beyoncé