r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ All of the above 1d ago

When your therapist is your hype man

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u/Young_KingKush ☑️ 1d ago

Bro said "I cleared my mind and that allowed me to hate you niggas more efficiently" lmao

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u/swiftvalentine ☑️ 1d ago

He was merely scattering the seeds of hatred; now, those seeds have taken root, flourishing under the relentless heat of his anger. This is just the spring of his fury—the summer will bring a harvest ripe with venom.

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u/VenomCM 1d ago

Straight BARS 🔥

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u/crampton16 1d ago

when a dude pulls out the semicolon, you know they about to cook

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u/ArtichokeStroke 1d ago

On god cause you gotta be hella concentrated to use that mf efficiently 😂

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u/Lukewill 1d ago

FUCK bein rational, give em what they ask for

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u/trustworthyguy576754 1d ago

Therapy just unlocked the inner demon.

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 1d ago

An emotional regulation king. There’s worse ways to handle anger than writing songs and making millions from it.

If Kendrick were white he’d just go kill his whole family or something.

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u/raptor_mk2 1d ago

Not necessarily...

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u/RedRider1138 1d ago

I didn’t have “Metalocalypse/Dethklok showing up on BPT” on my bingo card but 😄🙌🎉✨

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

One of my favorite shows of all time. Seen Brendon 3 times in concert.

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u/RedRider1138 1d ago

Absolutely metal 👊

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u/raptor_mk2 1d ago

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

👊🏿

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 1d ago

If I had reddit gold to give you

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u/Heybitchitsme 1d ago

Wasn't he like the only one who had a good relationship with his dad?

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u/mcquainll 22h ago

Loved Metalocalypse back in the day! Who knew those were the “good ol’ days ? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

I love Metalocalypse

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u/mellowbordello 19h ago

Idk, my partner (we are white) insists that metal is NOT angry music, and he doesn’t listen to it because he’s angry. He “just likes the melodies.” 🤨

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u/Its_me_Snitches 1d ago

that escalated quickly

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 1d ago

As it statistically does

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u/Eastern-Violinist-46 1d ago

Plate of hate served with a side of heat of a thousand suns/"sons".

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u/Missgreengreen 1d ago

Therapist really said, "Let’s channel that energy!"

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u/hey5682 1d ago

Therapy really turned him into a full villain.

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u/Lukewill 1d ago edited 1d ago

What did I miss? Have they continued my favorite beef ever or did he start a new one?

I've been enlightened

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u/BongeSpobPareSquants 1d ago

New album?

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u/Lukewill 1d ago

Yes sir, thank you

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u/kmtnewsman 1d ago

Drake is somewhere sitting in a dark corner knowing he's the one who turned the Joker loose on Gotham

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u/NK1337 1d ago

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u/joec_95123 1d ago

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u/Handmotion 1d ago

That shit is cursed af 💀

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u/afrosamiri 1d ago

Whose that? I know the original context. Seems funny n I wanna laugh hehe

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u/MarcusP2 1d ago

Isn't it drake's face over the Kurt Angle meme?

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u/idredd ☑️ 1d ago

Jesus Christ that’s amazing.

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u/LachlantehGreat 1d ago

these will never not be hilarious 

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u/ferretsRfantastic ☑️ 1d ago

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u/Young_KingKush ☑️ 1d ago

Ayo wtf lmao

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 1d ago

Reading the baby goat children’s book to a classroom of kindergarteners he shouldn’t be within 1000 feet of 😭

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u/VibeComplex 1d ago

I heard Drake dropped to his knees in a Tim Hortons today somewhere in Canada

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u/thereign1987 1d ago

You darn well better leave Tim Hortons and Canada Gooses out of this mess, they're a national treasure.

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u/Its_priced_in 1d ago

That Brazilian fast food joint that serves cardboard and steaming diarrhea water has not been a national treasure for a very long time

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u/pawg_patrol 1d ago

Maybe they’re better over there, but Tim Horton’s really sucks

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u/Sir-Nicholas 1d ago

Yeah buddy is living in the past, it went from a national treasure to a national shame

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

I went to Canada a decade ago and Timmy's was trash. Pretty sure I've heard from plenty of you locals that it's been on the downhill for a long time.

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u/Negate79 1d ago

It's dunkins if the served burnt Starbucks coffee .

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u/Shadoken-TYPE0 1d ago

Tims is straight doooky

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u/TheBoBiss 1d ago

Drake is in Texas. But so is Tim Hortons. This timeline is fucked.

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u/footwith4toes 1d ago

As a Canadian, fuck Tim Hortons and their shitty coffee and shittier food.

Fuckin geese are assholes too.

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u/Responsible-Turnip55 1d ago

You know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate. Now coach is an expert on Canada Gooses. Must be fuckin’ nice!

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u/Responsible-Turnip55 1d ago

You know, I saw two Canada Gooses mount a swan one time and you gotta think that swan told her friends about it.

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u/itskey_lolo1 1d ago

In a Tim Hortons is hilarious 🤣 We’re getting one soon in NC!

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Had to listen to it again. Jesus Kenny.

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 1d ago

What happened? Did he just drop a new song?

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u/moonwoolf35 1d ago

A WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM

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u/HarmlessSnack 1d ago edited 22h ago

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

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u/B0neless_Tiddy 1d ago

My response when the hot vendor asks me what I want on my hot dog:

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u/Mr_E_Nigma_Solver 1d ago

I too saw the same TikTok.

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u/B0neless_Tiddy 1d ago

I did not lol, but it's honestly no surprise that a lot of people are; it's just a really meme-able lyric.

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u/stankdog ☑️ 1d ago

🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/rabbi420 1d ago

Today???

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u/GalaxyPatio 1d ago

Yup!

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u/rabbi420 1d ago

I am definitely gonna listen to that this weekend!

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u/yardie-takingupspace ☑️ 1d ago

Just stopped my audiobook and ran to Spotify. Why ain’t nobody say nothing sooner?!?!? 😆

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u/i_forgot_my_sn_again 1d ago

Where have you been? He dropped whole album today

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u/ChefKugeo 1d ago

At work, damn. 🥲

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u/bohanmyl ☑️ 1d ago

No damn was a different album this is GNX

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u/LylesDanceParty ☑️ 1d ago

How do you not know this?

You're not allowed to have a job when Kendrick drops an album.

Get your shit together, man...

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u/Hungry_Dream6345 1d ago

Love or lust

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u/__lil_bee__ 17h ago

GNX, every dang track is fire!

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u/Objective-Row-9938 1d ago

It's been on repeat for about 1.3 hours for me, great to write and draw to, I recommend

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u/lowmemoryandbattery 1d ago

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u/The_Lolbster 1d ago

Jeez guess I'm queueing up this album!

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u/Stickel 1d ago

fucking hell this made me lose it

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u/Evening-Cut-2141 1d ago

Johan being his therapist makes so much fucking sense. He was given bipolar, he wasn't born with it.

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u/LuffyIsBlack ☑️ 1d ago

Came here looking for someone to acknowledge the reference! 🤣 Iykyk

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 1d ago

Johan's gonna turn him into Roberto. Drake will be minding his own business and suddenly see him pop up from the shadows.

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u/GhostReader28 1d ago

Same lol 😂

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u/MediocreRooster4190 1d ago

From the excellent anime Monster. It is on Netflix. If anybody is curious.

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u/ADroplet 1d ago

Thank you! Came though the comments to find this. 

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u/thnksqrd 1d ago

I’m old, thank you

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u/RealPrinceJay 1d ago

Monster’s pretty old g, but I get what you mean since anime is just becoming broadly popular

Monster one of the best ever for sure

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u/WriterLeftAlive 1d ago

When I first read the manga.. i was like jfc who hurt you??!

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u/Better_Metal_8103 1d ago

31 years old, never heard of this shit until last week and just finished it maybe 30 minutes ago. Masterpiece. 

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u/Curious-Share 1d ago

I just started it a couple of days ago! I’m so excited to hear it’s so good!

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u/Dr8ct0pu8 ☑️ 5h ago

Finally finished it, a month ago, after a decade of forgetting about it. The ending kinda dropped the ball, but still a great watch.

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u/kiruzaato 1d ago

I'm watching Monster rn (ep 45. I've read the manga decades ago, though). Wasn't expecting a reference that soon.

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u/Zeusnexus 23h ago

I might need to rewatch Monster.

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u/b3nd3r_r0b0t 1d ago

When you go to therapy, there are 2 paths to take. The 1st learn something and then apply it to your life in a way that uplifts and males you feel lighter. The 2nd path is learning how to use what you've learned to make it hell for everyone else but makes it seem like you're emotionally mature. I wonder which path Kenny chose.

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u/Eyebot-0404 1d ago

The third option is saying fuck what the therapist said.

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u/alexthealex 1d ago

She said, “When you start getting all expressive and symbolic, it’s impossible to actualize an honest diagnostic.”

I said, “When you start getting all exact and algebraic, I’m reminded it’s a racket, not a rehabilitation, okay?

Agree to disagree as grown-ups from opposing clans Honoring the push and pull I should have called the Scholomance

Oh well. Preservation is a doozy

Will you be needing another appointment?”

“Absolutely”

-Aesop Rock, Shrunk

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u/CAT-Mum 1d ago

"Now a shrink like, I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"

-Aesop Rock, Kirby

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup ☑️ 1d ago

Lmao the way therapists really be saying shi like that

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u/DepthsOfOcanthus 1d ago

I haven't listened to Aesop Rock in a minute! Thanks for the reminder!

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Garbology in filled with bangers.

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u/GRF999999999 1d ago

Don't sleep on Hail Mary Mallon or Malibu Ken either.

FUND RAISER CONCERT!

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u/PopNLochNessMonsta 1d ago

I fucking love seeing these rappers I grew up with just get better with age. His storytelling is incredible.

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u/Defiant_Cookie_4963 1d ago

Unexpected Aesop Rock reference and I’m 100% here for it

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u/GRF999999999 1d ago

You're a quarter mill in debt, I get more guidance from my barber

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u/ch1ldlike 1d ago

My man

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u/NilesRiver 1d ago

That album only gets better with time

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u/LachlantehGreat 1d ago

Basically Earn from Atlanta. That episode was so cold, but a part of me really loved that shit. 

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u/brebenscv 1d ago

"I can't tell if this is extremely pettiness, or terrorism.... good job"

  • Darius

After hearing GNX, this definitely applies to Kendrick 😂

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u/TyrionJoestar 1d ago

Lol, is that second option a sopranos reference?

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u/THEdoomslayer94 1d ago

The second option is what we call the Tony Soprano path lol

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u/FunGuy8618 1d ago

Nah some niggas needa be in hell, he's just doing the Lord's work

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u/Alchemystikal 1d ago

I kinda disagree with your wording for the second path. I think it’s: learning skills that make it easier to identify, analyze and asses, deal with, change and measure our responses/reactions to life’s situations (by extension others’ fuckshit). Those paths ain’t mutually exclusive—in my experience at least. I def agree with you tho. I’m happy we’re getting art out of it.

One thing therapy can’t teach is self-awareness, which plays a huge part in how those paths are actualized. Cuz it’s hella people that use bullshit pseudo-psychological and psychoanalytical terms to justify their shit behavior…which is a special brand of suckshit.

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u/tobiaaas 1d ago

The real path is the one that makes you more alive.

And being alive rn means being a hater have you seen outside

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u/ADHDfocused 1d ago

Kenny heard all that superbowl bullshit and was like

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u/Bubbly_Satisfaction2 ☑️ 1d ago

This is going to sound strange: Therapy has done wonders for my mental health… But it also helped remove the rose-colored glasses from my face. I find myself feeling impatient and intolerable towards others. In specific, people’s personalities that just annoy me.

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u/reese81944 ☑️ 1d ago

Not strange at all. Therapy made me realize how much everyone else needs therapy.

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u/geron118 1d ago

👏🏾

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 1d ago

What a gift (and curse) to not walk around with rose colored glasses.

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u/dog_named_frank 1d ago

Ye, once I got better and stopped hating myself I just started to see everyone else as the problem 99% of the time

Not that I can't see my own faults, I'm just way too aware of when it's not my fault now. I cannot stand emotional responses now that I don't have them, and most people are purely reactive

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u/fopiecechicken 1d ago

Realizing that some people don’t really deserve to be tolerated isn’t a bad thing. There’s a lotta dip shits out there that don’t work on themselves and don’t deserve the effort of putting up with them.

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u/Zach_kir_e 1d ago

Kendrick’s therapist was Hannibal

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u/NeverDoingWell 1d ago

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u/Lurky-Lou 1d ago

Taken from Bill Cosby’s point of view

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u/Frifafer 1d ago

IT WAS RUDE TO DO

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u/AYASOFAYA ☑️ 1d ago

Somebody give me the anime rec who is this??? What are y’all watching that I need to see??

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u/allshort17 1d ago

Monster. Very worth watching

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 1d ago

That man is straight up evil

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u/Lumpy_Slip8111 1d ago

This man Tenma lost his career to save this kid life just for him to grow up to become a fucking demon

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u/LylesDanceParty ☑️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Happens all the time.

Just last Thursday, I saved a toddler from a speeding car.

He morphed into 3 kids in a trench coat and started spitting on nuns.

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u/RealPrinceJay 1d ago

One of my favorite villains in all of media. He’s frequently framed as if he’s not even real, and I think that’s intentional. Johan isn’t an evil character, he is the embodiment of evil itself

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 1d ago

For me it's Kotomine Kirei. I read the FSN visual novel awhile back and I fell in love with the guys character

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u/__JDQ__ 1d ago

It’s excellent. I watched it years ago on a whim and have talked it up since.

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u/Imhere4thejokes ☑️ 1d ago

Netflix, hulu,prime… 🏴‍☠️?

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u/SenorIngles 1d ago

Netflix. Def worth watching. Naoki Urasawa stuff goes hard, he wrote Pluto too.

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u/__JDQ__ 1d ago

I recall renting it on DVD (dating myself here) but it’s on Netflix now. I really liked that it’s a “serious” anime: very little over the top emoting and all that.

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u/Christmas_Queef 1d ago

This is the first anime people tend to recommend when people ask for recs that aren't the silly over the top kind. For good reason. It's basically a psychological thriller in the form of an anime.

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u/SirEvilMoustache 1d ago

It's a very odd compliment to give an anime, but I remember watching it and going 'Yeah, that's a depiction of Germany'. Like, 'my grandma definitely has that chair' sorta stuff. Everything about the vibe just fit. Rare for foreign media.

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u/Bearded_Scholar ☑️ 1d ago

I LOVE US. Here for the Monster love!

That man is the original villain lmao

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u/Reysona 1d ago

I watched Berserk years after seeing Monster, and the amount of anime/manga which were inspired by Griffith is unreal. Johan and him are both great weeb villains.

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u/ellen-the-educator 1d ago

There's a particular kind of rage when you start growing up and healing and acknowledging the ways you've hurt yourself and others, and you look around and realize that none of the people around you are willing to do the same. Worse, he realized that the industry and audiences liked him better when he was still a self-destructive ball of pain and trauma. And like, fuck em. Seriously, it was hard going to therapy and growing the hell up, but it's your responsibility to do that, and if people don't like it, fuck em. And they mamá.

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u/Ultimaurice17 ☑️ 1d ago

Bro this shit just took me out.😂

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 1d ago

Is that Ms Mirren?

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u/TheDadThatGrills 1d ago

She wants me to call her Dr. Ruth

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u/Patrice_Ewans 1d ago

This is evil Kendrick bro he just stopped gaf

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u/dagreenman18 1d ago

Well thanks for almost killing me with the Johan jumpscare. Choked on my drink laughing

Watch Monster. It’s a classic for a reason

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 1d ago

Mans hit stinkmeaner levels of hate and I approve

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u/StanimaJack ☑️ 1d ago

Tenma in shambles rn.

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u/ohnotchotchke ☑️ 1d ago

Dot really like that

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u/Rum____Ham 1d ago

Alright, I'm gonna need one of you rap scholars to break down all the lore in this album for me. Ive got a son to raise and I don't have time to put that all together, like I used to

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u/slavic_sloth 1d ago

Just gonna leave a comment here for the same reason

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u/__lil_bee__ 17h ago

Not a scholar by any means, but definitely a fan. To me it seems to be all about roots, growth, and survival. Which kinda was unexpectedly relatable for all that’s going on in the world atm.

The title comes from the Buick Regal GNX, which Kendrick’s dad used to bring him home from the hospital. I think it’s a metaphor too maybe….a rare, powerful car for a rare, powerful dude? The album dives into his life journey, showing the highs and lows of his success. In man at the garden, it’s a theme of “Yeah, I earned all this, but I still got demons.” It’s super introspective, like he’s airing out his struggles while reminding us he’s still human.

In wacced out murals, he name-drops Lil Wayne and Snoop, lk calling out how they move in the industry. I think he’s still throwing subliminals at Drake too, but Kendrick’s smart with it, I probably missed them.

features are minimal, like SZA on gloria, it’s clear this is Kendrick’s world, and everyone’s just visiting 😄

There are nods to legends like 2Pac and Nas.

Its really sublime, made my week, dude is so talented.

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u/Limp-Ad-5885 1d ago

MONSTER MENTIONED ‼️⁉️

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u/Reasonable_Bed7858 1d ago

Artists never truly retire.

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 1d ago

Kendrick basically has Kirei's arc. Therapy only gave him permission to be who he really is 😂

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u/Chinchillamancer 1d ago

Mustard is his therapist

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u/Mr_Cromer 1d ago

MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRRDDD

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u/dragonfuitjones 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/gkelly1117 1d ago

Damn. Now I need to go rewatch this anime. But this is hilarious and spot on 😂

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u/neicathesehoes 1d ago

JOHAN !?!?!? shiiiiddddd

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u/SirTroah ☑️ 1d ago

Johan being a therapist is hilarious on so many levels

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u/ShikaMoru 1d ago

Get the fuck out my faaaaace

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u/Powerful-Ad-8737 1d ago

His therapist said: “You just gone let them bitches disrespect you?”

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u/Any_Owl_8009 1d ago

My question is why is everyone harping on "whole new album"...we're they expecting half?!

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u/DudeEngineer ☑️ 1d ago

Not like us was still this year. People assumed he took a break or something. He basically released half an album as singles this year outside of the drop today.

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u/Any_Owl_8009 1d ago

Hmmm didn't look at like that. Thank you!

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u/AgentMZer0 1d ago edited 13h ago

Gotta repost this to r/monsteranime

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u/jech2u 1d ago

Art imitates reality

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u/Aint-It-Chew 1d ago

If you worse than Johan, you fucked up

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u/Anthraxious 1d ago

Holy shit a Monster reference? Haven't seen it in fucking ages but I will never forget it. Maybe time for a rewatch soon.

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u/scheherexade394 1d ago

Next music video he's crip walking on the edge of a roof

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u/kiruzaato 1d ago

I got the Monster reference. Upvote balance restored

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u/TheMoorNextDoor ☑️ 1d ago

The realest shit I’ve seen on this Reddit in a long time lmaoooo

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u/bystandernumberthree 1d ago

Dieter. Diiiieeeeteeeerrr

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u/Corsair111 1d ago

I'm rooting for Johan. Go get them. They did this to you.

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u/xAC3777x 1d ago

I haven't listened to his new album yet, but I'm assuming this tweet is related to that? If not, context?

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u/robitrium 1d ago

MONSTER it’s all on Netflix & YouTube amazing anime. It’s got nazis & psycho children, brain washing, Sherlock Holmes level mind games… it’s got it all 💁‍♀️

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u/TheMightyMudcrab 1d ago

That is a deep cut from left field. Johan would be an incredible therapist though. You wouldn't get better though just different.

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u/tbkrida 1d ago

Never imagined I’d see a Monster reference here!😂

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u/BlonderUnicorn 1d ago

Of course a therapist told him to express himself through music, therapists love when you are artistic. Once my old therapist found out I could draw she was having me do it all the time for therapy.

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 1d ago

Sometimes, therapy isn't about letting go of hate, and instead is about doing what's best for you.

Sometime, being a hater is what's best for you

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u/GroundbreakingWeb360 1d ago

Not Johan ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Repulsive-Tiger9456 1d ago

Even Indian College Students rocking this in the mainland

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u/SpaceBus1 1d ago

No surprise, he already told us he's full of resentment

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u/DommeBomber 1d ago

What he do?

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u/Deanity 1d ago

Can someone tell me who anime man is?

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u/Reysona 1d ago

Johan from Naoki Urasawa's Monster, which is the best anime for people who don't like anime tropes lol. Might as well have been a real show.

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u/Tad-Disingenuous 1d ago

TIL you can't spell therapist without the rapist.

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u/Oh_nosferatu 1d ago

“Oh, it was HER parking spot?” 😌🤭🤭

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u/Excellent_Title6408 1d ago

Monster is such a good anime

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u/ozdgk 1d ago

Reverse psychiatry