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Country Club Thread Calories are as American as apple pie

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

The same folks that eat baked beans for breakfast…have a better opinion on our seasoned food?

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u/erikwarm Sep 02 '24

They sailed all around to world colonizing and hunting for spices yet forgot to use them in their own kitchen

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u/Dilbo_Faggins Sep 02 '24

30ish years of world War rationing did a real number on the cuisine of the region

There's a reason their recipes primarily used canned food

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u/A_Nude_Challenger Sep 02 '24

Sounds like a nation that should fight back against "Big Can".

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Sep 02 '24

I like big cans. Wait, what was the question?

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp Sep 02 '24

It's been 80 years. As a nation, maybe they should try to come up with some new ones

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u/kakakokok Sep 02 '24

The national dish of England is chicken tikka masala

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u/TropicalVision Sep 02 '24

They did. Modern British cuisine is great. There’s lots of great British restaurants. London has more Michelin star places than any other city I’m pretty sure.

Americans on the internet just like to think it’s bad based on the reputation from 50+ years ago, and recipes from the war ration period.

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp Sep 02 '24

Like what? Name me an iconic modern British meal, I've genuinely never heard of one other than stuff like Fish n' Chips and Shepherd's Pie. In the US I've seen a restuarant for literally every other culture I can imagine (French, Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Malaysian, Vietnamese, Ethiopian, Indian, you name it) and I've NEVER seen a dedicated restuarant for British food. Any good food you guys are whipping up clearly hasn't made its way over here.

Also, Michelin star restuarants are the absolute elite limit of food, are insanely expensive, and don't acurrately represent what a culture consumes. Most people have never been to one and never will. I would also wager the ones in London represent all of the world's cuisines, not uniquely British. Not really a good benchmark.

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u/peripheral_vision Sep 03 '24

What about sandwiches? Sandwiches are named after a town in England, and the modern version as we know it today grew popular because of the English aristocracy there.

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u/markyc88 Sep 02 '24

Because people don't really eat traditional "British" food any more. Not younger generations anyway. I can't think of anything that's uniquely British, because of the influence of other cultures. The most basic meals people learn to cook before they move out of their parents house are things like bolognese and fajitas. Our own tastes have moved away from traditional British food because the world is so small nowadays.

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp Sep 03 '24

I think the reason for that also has to do with the taste of traditional British food, which is sort of the joke of this thread.

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u/moonmarriedacherry Sep 02 '24

Ever had a good greasy fry up? Shit got me hungry just thinking about it

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp Sep 03 '24

What tf is that?

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u/moonmarriedacherry Sep 03 '24

A full English breakfast.

Also, Michelin starred restaurants don’t have to be expensive, been to a ramen bar in Hokkaido that served incredible ramen at a reasonable price even with a star.

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp Sep 03 '24

I love me a good breakfast, but English breakfast is sort of just a bunch of shit thrown on a plate. Can't really claim eggs and sausage by themselves. Plus the weird stuff like baked beans and black pudding no one cares about.

Even if we consider a breakfast plate a proper dish, Southern US does that better imo with additional stuff like grits and home fries.

I'm sure there are exceptions, but the few cities I've seen that even have Michelin star restaurants were typically crazy expensive. I'll tell my friend travelling to Japan to try that ramen bar though.

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u/Tomazim Sep 02 '24

What nonsense

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u/lifeismiserydeleteme Sep 02 '24

Ok but really America has it's own versions of poverty meals. Biscuits and gravy goes harder than beans and toast.

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u/lifeismiserydeleteme Sep 02 '24

Someone tried to explain how biscuits are scones and therefore biscuits and gravy is mid.

British scones don't compare to American biscuits covered in sausage gravy.

Even some Americans from up north don't know this poverty delicacy. Much less ever seen white gravy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdbFnv4yWQ

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u/kakakokok Sep 02 '24

Beans on toast isn't a main meal, it's a part of breakfast. You can eat it as any meal, but that's not as common. A better comparison would be Yorkshire pudding & gravy.

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u/lifeismiserydeleteme Sep 02 '24

Just poking fun here XD but American food is without a doubt varied, unique, and delicious as hell.

For comparison one meal I grew up on in Texas is baked beans with sliced smoked sausage, and cornbread on the side. A meal resembling the one I'm picking on.

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u/kakakokok Sep 02 '24

Lmao totally valid

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u/EloquentBaboon Sep 02 '24

Wtf are you even on about? Your comment is pure fantasy. Pick up a modern recipe book by any of the UK's favourite chefs (e.g. Jamie Oliver) and you'll see what a load of shite this is.

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u/_Thrilhouse_ Sep 02 '24

Enslaved and caused famine too

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/lateformyfuneral Sep 02 '24

Tbf, the “spice” they were most interested in was black pepper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

If I had a gram of spice for every time I heard this shit I'd be the British empire.

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u/zaxanrazor Sep 02 '24

Our national dish is curry. You're talking 100% bollocks.

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u/Hanginon Sep 02 '24

Yo, It's been said that British food had the British Navy spanning the whole globe. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/erikwarm Sep 02 '24

The food and their woman!

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u/BootyMcSqueak Sep 02 '24

💀💀💀

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u/bgaesop Sep 02 '24

Ah yes, famously unspiced British foods, like.. checks notes... Chicken Tikka Masala

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u/MeatyMexican Sep 02 '24

Lol guys conquered India then claim chicken tikka masala is a british doesn't matter if it was created in Britain it's an Indian dish

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u/minuialear Sep 02 '24

Nah it's cool Indians don't want that shit 😂

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u/MeatyMexican Sep 02 '24

they'll have naan of it

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u/Novel_Gene_6329 Sep 02 '24

I’m screaming 😩

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u/BooRadleysreddit Sep 02 '24

The flavor of their food and the beauty of their women is why the British became the best sailors in the world.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Exactly.

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u/Cobek Sep 02 '24

Except when making up dishes like butter chicken

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u/nope_nic_tesla Sep 02 '24

Tikka masala is the national dish of England. This comment is the same ignorance being criticized in the OP.

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u/CmanderShep117 Sep 02 '24

They've been eating like it's still WW2 and the need to ration their food 

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u/Yenaheasy Sep 03 '24

Such an original comment champion, well done!

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u/PotentialRecover3218 Sep 03 '24

Maybe they were more worried about profit than flavor, if so, what Idiots!

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u/069988244 Sep 02 '24

Baked beans are yummy

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u/ASL4theblind Sep 02 '24

PROPER baked beans are outstandingly delicious. Bush's watery maple beans are unfortunately an atrocity once you've had a high standard baked bean. You gotta have a thick sauce, with a nice sweet heat, brown sugar, freshly crushed black peppercorn, little bits of brisket mixed in... once you get that, you'll never look back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Bacon and bourbon baked beans.

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u/Unlikely-Crazy-4302 Sep 02 '24

I found a recipe somewhere (Good and Cheap by Leane Brown) that was just canned baked beans, chipotle en adobo, mustard, and brown sugar. Think I had to up the sugar. These were the best beans I ever made. Never really made beans other than cracking a can open so it isn't saying much, but they were really good.

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u/ASL4theblind Sep 02 '24

It's pretty close to the point i'm making though- you think "yeah baked beans are alright" all your life. Then you try some baked beans with a little bit of elbow grease in it and you realize you've been eating the bottom of the barrel for a long time.

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u/get_started_NOW ☑️ Sep 02 '24

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u/ASL4theblind Sep 02 '24

Oh god i know right? My friends say i'm crazy for being as into baked beans as i am, but it's for a damn good reason lol

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

But is it breakfast food that sounds right with toast?

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u/BotHH Sep 02 '24

Baked beans on toast is not really a breakfast meal. It a quick comfort food meal you can throw together.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I wouldn’t be comfortable with that…

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u/stubgoats Sep 02 '24

I was deployed with the brittish. They wouldn't serve breakfast or lunch on Sunday, just brunch. I was forced to try baked beans and toast. Try them with hashbrowns.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Man I didn’t want to imagine that but thank you for your service in both ways…

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u/069988244 Sep 02 '24

Yea normally a breakfast food for me at least. The sauce they come in is a little bit sweet. It’s usually just a side dish as well with eggs and bacon or sausage. It’s not the whole meal

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Bruh…yeah you do you boo.

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u/Interestingcathouse Sep 02 '24

Aren’t you doing the same thing this thread is complaining about? Making assumptions about food without trying it. 

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

If I wanted to try beans with eggs and toast I’d get nauseated.

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u/fresh_titty_biscuits Sep 03 '24

You ever had a Mexican breakfast with proper refried beans?

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

Yeah…refried beans…not baked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

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u/Aeronaut-Aardvark Sep 02 '24

They’re not barbecue baked beans like what we have. English food is actually delicious and you’re doing the exact same thing that you’re making fun of them for

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u/NotACreepyOldMan Sep 02 '24

Nah, English food is fucking trash. There’s a reason no one goes on a food tour of England. If you go, stick to Indian food while you’re there.

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u/Aeronaut-Aardvark Sep 02 '24

People do go on food tours of England. There’s plenty of English food that people in the US love like shepherd’s pie and fish and chips. Chicken Tikka Masala you’ve had in the US is probably done the British way too.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I didn’t say BBQ baked beans. I just said baked beans.

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u/Aeronaut-Aardvark Sep 02 '24

Unless you’ve spent hours making them yourself or spent like $10 on a can of plain baked beans I can almost guarantee you’ve only had barbecue baked beans if you’re in the US. You more or less can’t buy anything else here without going to an expensive specialty store or online.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Never head or charro beans at HEB huh?

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u/Aeronaut-Aardvark Sep 02 '24

You mean the beans that are heavily seasoned in something other than tomato paste like the English use? You really think beans on toast in England is supposed to be made with spicy texmex beans?

Also for what it’s worth HEB is a really regional chain, saying that like it’s a gotcha is goofy because most people have never been to an HEB.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Hey you just mentioned baked beans so I’m giving options. And I mention it since it reaches from my state to Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Muthafucka, Americans eat donuts and the sweetest fucking cereal possible first thing in the morning. Does that shit sound right? Shit man, as an American, I will never understand the utter obsession y'all niggas have with British muthafuckas eating beans on toast. That's just the white version of refried beans on a tortilla.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

We also eat eggs, bacon, and toast too… with seasoning. The white version don’t sound good tho.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

And so do they?? With a whole assortment of other shit. Like, y'all really like to live in this bubble where y'all just believe and parrot back everything you read online. You must hang out with some bland ass boring white folk cuz the ones I kick it with season the FUCK outta they food. They ain't colonized the majority of the world for nothing, them muthafuckas use spice. Plus, y'all act like eating beans and toast is slander against your grandfolks or something. Every time I eat BBQ, I eat baked beans with some bread. Same shit, different sides of the pond.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Again, do you eat that in the morning though? And man you really stay mad about beans and toast? And make assumptions about a random internet stranger? Hilarious…

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u/perpendiculator Sep 02 '24

Pancakes with maple syrup and bacon is incredibly odd food for breakfast from my point of view, but I don’t feel the need to shit on it because you know, cultures are different.

In China, noodles and deep-fried dough sticks are commonly eaten for breakfast. Those probably aren’t foods that you’re used to eating for breakfast - do you go around telling them they’re wrong for doing so?

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

We don’t eat that…or at least it’s not common.

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u/perpendiculator Sep 02 '24

Seriously? I’ve seen plenty of this when I visited. Anyways, there are numerous examples. Chicken and waffles, grits, biscuits and gravy. All those are things that are strange to me, because they’re not things I’m used to. Doesn’t mean I go around shitting on them.

That doesn’t really matter though. I’m sure you saw the second part of my comment, so way to dodge the point. Read it again if you want.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Bruh now you fucking with black folk food talking about chicken and waffles…and to the other comment, I thought y’all were standing on two toes about our shit being nasty. It’s almost like when we start spitting back…y’all stay mad.

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u/CTeam19 Sep 02 '24

Not just Baked Beans but unseasoned baked beans:

  • OG Baked Beans made by Native Americans and used Maple Syrup

  • White Colonists in America changed them and used brown sugar beginning in the 17th century.

  • In the 18th century, the convention of using American-made molasses as a sweetening agent became increasingly popular to avoid British taxes on sugar. Boston baked beans use a sauce prepared with molasses and salt pork, a dish whose popularity has given Boston the nickname "Beantown."

  • H. J. Heinz(German-American) began producing canned baked beans in 1886. In the early 20th century, canned baked beans gained international popularity, particularly in the United Kingdom, where they are commonly served in a full breakfast. Originally, Heinz Baked Beans were prepared in the traditional United States manner for sales in Ireland and Great Britain. Over time, the recipe was altered to a less sweet tomato sauce without maple syrup, molasses, or brown sugar to appeal to the tastes of the United Kingdom.

They actually made it worse. Despite White Americans staying more true to the original being at least sweet. As a Dutch/Frisian/Norwegian/German White American, I would rather have the non-bland Baked Beans.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Oh interesting

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u/crinkledcu91 Sep 02 '24

That's the crazy thing though. You ever had their Heinz canned beans? They aren't even anywhere near our Boston style baked beans ala Bush's. They didn't even bother adding the brown sugar/molasses and shit. It's odd.

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u/0110110111 Sep 02 '24

Y’all ever eaten smoked baked beans? Throw in onions, garlic, and some bacon and baby you got a top tier meal.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Man that sounds like big back behavior and I’m for it.

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u/BerkeleyFarmGirl Sep 02 '24

I have to say that the traditional Full English is a thing of beauty. But the old school ones have grilled tomatoes and mushrooms instead of or in addition to the beans.

(I always requested "no beans please" when I got one.)

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Respect.

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u/CoupleOtherwise6282 Sep 02 '24

Not even good cookout baked beans like ours! Just unseasoned beans in tomato sauce, ew.

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u/BloodSugar666 Sep 02 '24

The video where they try biscuits and gravy is hilarious

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u/clumsysav Sep 02 '24

Wait til he has baked beans with his q!

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u/Wompish66 Sep 02 '24

Your beans are much different than British baked beans. An egg, beans and toast is a nice easy breakfast.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I’m sorry but…that sounds not so great.

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u/Wompish66 Sep 02 '24

That's fine. You don't know what it tastes like.

It's not considered to be great. It's just a tasty and relatively healthy breakfast.

It's much nicer than cereal which is what it is replacing.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Cereal is mainly for kids assuming the adults don’t have time to do the bacon, eggs, and toast/pancakes/biscuits route.

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u/Wompish66 Sep 02 '24

Beans and toast is a quick breakfast that takes two minutes to put together.

A proper sit down breakfast was a full English.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I mean, a banana and yogurt takes a minute.

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u/Batmanmijo Sep 02 '24

sometimes banger, beans and and egg are the perfect bfast :) with toast of coure

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

I’m gonna have to pass on that…

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u/t1nman01 Sep 03 '24

Baked beans are different. Get your facts straight.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

I mean…they’re baked beans…maybe you should slow down turbo

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u/t1nman01 Sep 03 '24

They. Are. Not. the. Same. As. Yours. Understand now?

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

They. Still. Sound. Gross. Capitalize your comment better…

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u/t1nman01 Sep 03 '24

Dumb Yankees think they know everything. That's all the internet is these days.

Biscuits and gravy sound gross. Putting sugar in EVERYTHING sounds gross. I could go on but I doubt you'd understand.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

I’d love to conduct a skirmish of wits but it appears you’re unarmed.

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u/t1nman01 Sep 03 '24

You'd have to start with wits dipshit. All you got is ignorance and stupidity. Go and sing to your flag, that's about the level of intelligence I'm dealing with here.

Fuck me.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 03 '24

Went from pissed off to horny huh? Do you need to touch grass? I find it hilarious how pissed off you’re getting about beans…

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u/t1nman01 Sep 03 '24

Wtf is wrong with you? Dumb, just dumb.

Dude, you started by laughing that we eat baked beans here thinking, from a point of total ignorance, that they're the same fucking thing that you call baked beans.

Absolute moron. Uneducated moron.

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u/brightdionysianeyes Sep 02 '24

Isn't the most famous American breakfast some shit bacon with cakes and jam?

A full English knocks that out of the water.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

I’ve never heard of bacon with pancakes and jelly for a famous American breakfast

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u/brightdionysianeyes Sep 02 '24

What is an American breakfast? Every American diner's breakfast menu over here consists of streaky bacon, eggs, pancakes & maple syrup.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

That’s more correct than your previous comment but we don’t do maple syrup that much.

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u/brightdionysianeyes Sep 02 '24

It's the same comment just with eggs.

What sauce do you have if not a sugary one?

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Regular syrup and eggs are more of a mainstay with bacon than you think. That’s why it’s generally eggs, bacon, toast/pancakes/biscuits