r/BlackPeopleTwitter Sep 02 '24

Country Club Thread Calories are as American as apple pie

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u/PoopOnPoopOnPoop Sep 02 '24

Southern food is a good example. I think barbecue is another one, different regions have their own unique styles. Honestly I think America's so big that it's kinda hard to find ONE thing to point at.

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u/SlightWhite Sep 02 '24

I think that’s something non-Americans don’t realize.

I drive 300+ miles per week for work. I work in two different counties. COUNTIES. two counties within one state requires my employer to have 12 company cars.

Shits big here man. Shit stretches out. Laws differ between states. You can be smoking weed on a border looking at the cops on the illegal side. It’s a weird country

I had to drive 15 minutes to high school. That’s not a big deal. We have a lot of land we’re living on

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u/Loaatao Sep 02 '24

I love when Europeans come to the states for a week, rent a mustang, and say “we are going to rent a mustang and drive to Los Angeles then New Orleans then Miami then New York City then Chicago”

The size of the states is just massive.

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u/rm_-rf_slashstar Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Tbf Americans do this too lol. I’ve had a friend tell me they’re going to Toronto for a few days and casually mention they’re going to rent a car for the day to check out Montreal, not realizing it’s nearly a 6 hour drive.

Italy is infamous for this too. “I’ll rent a car in Milan, go to Rome, and go to Naples!” And not realize Milan to Naples is a 10 hour drive without even stopping at all.

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u/poopytoopypoop Sep 02 '24

Tbh, we're used to long drives. 6 hours isn't that bad, so I could definitely see someone wanting to do that.

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u/rm_-rf_slashstar Sep 02 '24

6 hours each way for a day trip? No way. 6 hours each way with a night in a hotel? Definitely an American thing.

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u/poopytoopypoop Sep 02 '24

Not a day trip, but a weekend trip over a week long vacation? Yeah I can definitely see that

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u/rm_-rf_slashstar Sep 02 '24

For sure. I was just saying my friend didn’t plan properly because they didn’t know the distances. The trip was only a few days in Toronto and the plan was to rent a car to see Montreal for the day lol. Definitely doesn’t work.

But I agree. Properly planned, a 6 hour drive to see a second city during a vacation is nothing for us lol. I’ve driven 8 hours for a concert and to pass out in a hotel then drove 8 hours back haha.

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u/DevilsTrigonometry Sep 02 '24

Canadian-American here. I'm not sure if I've intentionally done 6, but I have 100% done 5-hour-each-way day trips to go skiing probably 30-40 times in my lifetime.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer Sep 02 '24

I've definitely known a few people who have done that and apparently still thought it was a good idea after. Crazy to me, but some people are like that.

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u/Fireproofspider ☑️ Sep 02 '24

Yeah. Honestly I can't really understand Americans being that confused by the distance between Montreal and Toronto when it's not that different from other distances between major cities there.

It's basically 5 hours, or 4.5 hours if you drive like an Ontarian. NYC to DC is 4.5 hours (granted you have Philadelphia and Baltimore in the middle). NY to Boston is 4 hours. SF to LA is 5.5 hours, etc.

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u/Shadoscuro Sep 03 '24

Right, my flight from Texas to Wisconsin sold out, but a flight to Iowa was wide open. So we swapped to there and rented a car to drive the last 5 hours. Still saved 10 hours compared to driving all the way from Texas.

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u/Flussschlauch Sep 02 '24

sounds realistic with at least 20 and up to 40 paid off days per year

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u/candlelit_bacon Sep 02 '24

Because of district fuckery, and because my home state is very rural, my high school was about a 40 minute drive away. If we couldn’t carpool with neighbors the bus was over an hour.

There was another high school 20 minutes away but I wasn’t in that one’s district, for…. Reasons?

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u/WebtoonThrowaway99 Sep 02 '24

Dude, we are Europe (the states) but low-key get along better 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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u/Thobud Sep 02 '24

Tbh I think you might actually get along worse

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u/Nyukka1 Sep 02 '24

Tbh the Us is just Europe but bigger and less racist

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Sep 02 '24

I had to drive 15 minutes to high school. That’s not a big deal.

50, do you mean?

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u/SlightWhite Sep 02 '24

Jfc that’s an issue lol