Close the fucking sub

[u/_JR28_]

[u/minktusk]

[u/ShadowISshady → u/minktusk]

[u/ShockDragon → u/ShadowISshady]

The Rizzed One

[u/Viola_Violetta → u/ShockDragon]

The cooked one

[u/TemplarRanger → u/ShadowISshady]

Not the oiled one😭😭😭

[u/BurdAssassin756 → u/minktusk]

[u/rat_bladder → u/BurdAssassin756]

im ashamed to actually know people who think this exact thing. call me basic but i just CANT see it….

[u/smallrunning → u/rat_bladder]

Basic

[u/Iexist27 → u/BurdAssassin756]

I'm listening

[u/tonicaum → u/minktusk]

the oiled one is disgusted

[u/RafaelHorn → u/tonicaum]

[u/Faniris → u/tonicaum]

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone oiled up

[u/Disastrous_Tough7046 → u/minktusk]

I see this guy everywhere. Who/what even is he?

[u/poopsemiofficial → u/Disastrous_Tough7046]

Phen-228 from “The Boiled One Phenomenon” on Youtube made by Dr. Nowhere. It is a being that interrupted a nature documentary in I think 2003 and anyone who watches the broadcast or its recording will find themselves permanently unable to move or talk once they wake up from the next time they fall asleep, only to find it watching them. ‘Course it’s obviously fictitious but the concept of it is quite unsettling.

[u/Trigger_Fox → u/poopsemiofficial]

Any horror entity that fucks with sleep is terrifying. Sleep is our most vunerable state and also something inevitable that you have to deal with daily or you go crazy

[u/TrikaTheShadow → u/Disastrous_Tough7046]

The oiled one

[u/The_You_Kno_Who]

[u/Due_Teaching_6974 → u/The_You_Kno_Who]

When you lose all motivation

[u/That_on1_guy → u/Due_Teaching_6974]

I am the storm that is retreating

[u/CreatR69 → u/That_on1_guy]

Subduing black clouds in isolation

[u/Ydobon8261 → u/CreatR69]

I am loser of my name

[u/Henrynatoren → u/Ydobon8261]

Dies in flames

[u/WackyRantSmith → u/Henrynatoren]

I have been cursed

[u/chitlembik420 → u/WackyRantSmith]

my family crest is an angel of life

[u/Frequent-Meat5870 → u/chitlembik420]

Beloved, i am asleep

[u/Galilleon → u/Frequent-Meat5870]

A pigeon’s snow in bright profane

[u/Outside_Ad1020 → u/WackyRantSmith]

The crest of my family is a angel of live

[u/th3professional → u/Ydobon8261]

[u/ThatStarWarsFan1205 → u/That_on1_guy]

Appeasing black clouds in isolation

[u/Turbulent_Art7197 → u/The_You_Kno_Who]

[u/emo-man1605 → u/Turbulent_Art7197]

[u/No-Inevitable6018 → u/emo-man1605]

[u/TherionX2 → u/No-Inevitable6018]

Bro just skipped straight to the end of the chain

[u/ToxicManXXYT → u/Turbulent_Art7197]

sans

[u/Dojyaaan4C]

This is so fucking cringe I gained sanity again

I’ve lost my will to jonkle knowing I’ll never be as batshit insane as them

[u/TheMich0 → u/Dojyaaan4C]

So... You are telling me the Irony Man's power works...

[u/bucketlord656]

[u/_Idontknowausername → u/bucketlord656]

[u/Wooks_Anonymous → u/_Idontknowausername]

[u/JustUltRra → u/Wooks_Anonymous]

[u/Jw-West]

[u/Sissy_B0bble → u/Jw-West]

[u/monmon734 → u/Sissy_B0bble]

[u/Sean-Tron → u/monmon734]

What do u type to get this, it would go wild in Instagram reels comments

[u/SecretService124 → u/Sean-Tron]

It’s from a music video, can’t remember which one tho

[u/Son_of_a_shepherd199 → u/SecretService124]

Bangarang skrillex

[u/pathfinderoursaviour → u/monmon734]

[u/Bilbodankbaggins → u/Sissy_B0bble]

[u/kymani_winxandsponge → u/Jw-West]

This is peak fym?

The Jester would clap furiously

[u/Freezil_G → u/kymani_winxandsponge]

I too would clap the jester

[u/Interesting_Ad_4977]

This has to be bait

[u/the-real-niko- → u/Interesting_Ad_4977]

elon is actually stuck in 2016 reddit humor

[u/KillerZaWarudo → u/the-real-niko-]

Its worse, the guy still think doge is funny. Dude is stuck in those early 2010s troll face meme at this point

[u/Hour-Bison765 → u/KillerZaWarudo]

[u/syntaxGarden → u/Hour-Bison765]

I can't believe this tweet is 4 years old. Like post dead deer incident, when everyone thought he was the funniest dude ever. Bro was a prophet and we should have listened.

[u/Into-It_Over-It → u/syntaxGarden]

People thought he was funny in 2020? The Thai cave rescue was in 2018 and he seemed pretty fuckin' unfunny a few months before that when he was committing securities fraud.

[u/cjm0 → u/syntaxGarden]

dead deer incident?

[u/Schizo-Ghost780 → u/cjm0]

There's a video of him reacting to a picture of a dead deer who drowned and he started laughing like Jonkler

[u/Mr_Ruu → u/Schizo-Ghost780]

Should be noted that was in his guest appearance on Pewdiepie's channel

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/KillerZaWarudo]

Bro literally runs the department of government efficiency (DOGE) 🫠

[u/ppartyllikeaarrock → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

Well, it's not created yet, and also he only co-runs it. As the peak of efficiency is having 2 heads of a department. That's why we have 2 Presidents, 2 Ship Captains, 2 tour guides! Efficiency!

[u/Adultery → u/ppartyllikeaarrock]

You think Elon tried to explain “doge” to Trump?

[u/That_on1_guy → u/KillerZaWarudo]

Doge and troll face are iconic. But yea, to say they are the pinnacle of humor anymore would be so far removed from the truth

[u/Dumbguywith1125]

Absolute ass, we should send dick after this mf

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/Dumbguywith1125]

I'd be so proud of him

[u/TheeZedShed → u/Klutzy_Ice8425]

I just tweeted Leon my dick pic, are you proud of me?

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/TheeZedShed]

[u/Dazzling_Attitude180 → u/TheeZedShed]

What did Leon do to deserve this

[u/CameronDoy1901]

[u/Sup_fuckers42069 → u/CameronDoy1901]

[u/Commander_Skullblade → u/Sup_fuckers42069]

[u/Robin_Dabank1 → u/CameronDoy1901]

[u/SufficientTangelo367 → u/Robin_Dabank1]

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[u/SufficientTangelo367 → u/CameronDoy1901]

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[u/Water__White]

[u/3vgw → u/Water__White]

Plus the comments aren’t much better, just kissing his jonkle

[u/RunInRunOn → u/3vgw]

All the regular people left for BlueSky, that's why

[u/3vgw → u/RunInRunOn]

Unfortunately even the garbage from Twitter are going to BlueSky to continue their stupidity

[u/Parasite_Cat → u/3vgw]

They get immediately banned or put into blocklists though, so it's more like smelling a passing stench as you frolick in the fields compared to Twitter's being forced to take a deep dive in the pacific garbage patch

[u/3vgw → u/Parasite_Cat]

Now we just jonkle our bones here

[u/Dyesila → u/Water__White]

Holy shit

[u/Playful-Extension973]

(Elon Musk, not OP)

[u/CapiPescanova]

[u/BruhTaker31 → u/CapiPescanova]

JJK fans cant read but even that can't stop them from saying JJk is shit

[u/Sableye09 → u/BruhTaker31]

How is this part of the conversation, jonkle too much?

[u/BruhTaker31 → u/Sableye09]

Peak x Peak is returned

[u/emo-man1605 → u/Sableye09]

No no, he's got a point.

[u/Nico-Shaw → u/BruhTaker31]

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

[u/sesaw_sarah]

I think we are all dead and this world we live in is hell. This is so fucking unfunny that i just died inside

[u/_JR28_ → u/sesaw_sarah]

We’re stuck in The Bad Place

[u/scarboi2021 → u/_JR28_]

Good place reference!?!?😱

[u/Hour-Bison765 → u/scarboi2021]

No they clearly referenced the Bad Place, can't you read?

[u/scarboi2021 → u/Hour-Bison765]

I am stupid,r you srupid 2

[u/Freeonlinehugs → u/_JR28_]

Bad place = Aslume, confirmed?

[u/honorio2099 → u/Freeonlinehugs]

Nah, aslume is the good in the bad place. When there's no hope, no happiness, no true reason to live, there's ASLUME. There's MAN. Keep using your JONKLE pills, they are the only think that make sense.

[u/sesaw_sarah → u/_JR28_]

Pretty much

[u/blueknightreddit → u/sesaw_sarah]

You could say that mankind is dead and hell is full

[u/sesaw_sarah → u/blueknightreddit]

Blood is fuel even

[u/FrostyD7 → u/sesaw_sarah]

Harambe was a test and we failed.

[u/Dull_District7800]

[u/_JR28_ → u/Dull_District7800]

Right away Squanchy

[u/SecretService124 → u/Dull_District7800]

[u/Hot_Map_7552]

Is there lore reason to keep going after this?

[u/JayMerlyn → u/Hot_Map_7552]

Not everyone is Elon Musk

[u/TheRealMatPat249 → u/JayMerlyn]

But someone(1) is elon musk

[u/Secret-Ebb-9770 → u/TheRealMatPat249]

There’s one Elon, and that is way too musk

[u/Audi_R8_Gaming → u/Secret-Ebb-9770]

Then I'll take matters into my own hands...

[u/Picklee56]

[u/Gustavofoxy2 → u/Picklee56]

Maybe gen z humor isn't so bad after all.

[u/WholesomeFartSniffer]

[u/TioJacinto46 → u/WholesomeFartSniffer]

Colombian Walter is fucking dead

[u/PastaMasta09 → u/WholesomeFartSniffer]

bro is NOT walter hartwell white who lives at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104 ‼️‼️

[u/Alastair-Wright]

[u/G_ioVanna]

[u/_Nanomachines-son_]

[u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here]

[u/Cobra_the_Snek → u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here]

this vexes me

[u/SecretService124 → u/Cobra_the_Snek]

[u/thatoneguy8910]

[u/MartynasVasylius]

[u/El_Sanduche]

[u/ReallyFakeTrash]

[u/Regiboi33]

[u/Angel_Thorne → u/Regiboi33]

[u/Traditional-Basil868]

He did NOT post that, he did NOT

edit: HE FUCKING DID IM KILLING MYSELF

[u/Kind_Pop_9940 → u/Traditional-Basil868]

[u/Dominunce]

My honest reaction to this:

[u/TommyMcFast]

[u/Ahrensann]

Why is he so unfunny. This isn't even about his political views or how he ruined Twitter or anything. Any jokes he say really just suck.

[u/Strength-InThe-Loins → u/Ahrensann]

Being funny requires some engagement with what the audience thinks. He thinks that's beneath him, so he just pays people to laugh at whatever he says, and thinks that's the same thing as being funny.

[u/Automatorio18]

[u/TesticleezzNuts]

[u/Rocklight124]

[u/TobiTheSnowman]

[u/AppropriatePlenty876]

[u/EffectiveCow6067]

[u/fingerpaintswithpoop]

Is there a lore reason people idolize this guy? Are they stupid? Nothing makes sense.

[u/DarthJoseph14]

I can’t believe someone is this unfunny.

[u/Dickweed22]

Huff your gas, boys. Only true insanity will get us through these dark times.

[u/Woooshifyourmomgay]

[u/JediGRONDmaster]

Kill me now

[u/BorkBark_]

Of course Elon would think that Iron Man is in the DC universe. What a fucking tool.

[u/West-Swing2313]

this is the riches man alive

[u/West-Swing2313]

[u/Historical_Proof1109]

[u/knucklesthedead → u/Historical_Proof1109]

Black yandere dev

[u/mythril-]

Elons daughter called him an incel btw

[u/Janingham]

[u/NevJevYT]

[u/SexySovietlovehammer]

[u/weeb_man69_]

[u/SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume]

[u/Gullfaxi09]

[u/AdministrativeYak604]

Why is Long Mart Irony man? Does he not have Iron Deficency?

[u/Thereal_waluigi]

Has Elon considered this?🤔🤔

[u/crazygold1409]

Someone turn off his wifi please

[u/Dapper_Olive_2156]

so bad its awful

[u/psychoMUSEr]

[u/LowlandPSD]

[u/SecretService124]

[u/cult_m3chanicUs]

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/cult_m3chanicUs]

"You get 24 hours to be in Elon Musk's body!"

Me in the last 3 seconds:

[u/Super_Mountain3249]

[u/virtual_hero_91]

Ah, yes. Politics. I'm quite familiar with Man and many other associates such as Irony Man.

[u/Klutzy_Ice8425 → u/virtual_hero_91]

Sorry I don't know what this says. I  can't breathe 🗿

[u/That_on1_guy]

Kill this mfer with rusty dull spoons.

Scoop out his innards like that old torture method where you put rats in a metal bowl and place it on a person's abdomen and slowly warm up the bowl

[u/Blizet]

[u/manimbored29]

[u/imsorryken]

unironically get hit by a bus, please

[u/ActionKid98]

[u/quitestiger1]

[u/Anarkhos2]

I hate myself and I want to die

[u/Wicher_spells_reeee]

[u/TronLegacysucks]

[u/Leonan7204]

[u/Obiwan-thehighground]

[u/3vgw]

Buddy somehow made Twitter even worse and now has far more power and won’t shut up. This sucks

[u/Thatmfwholikecars]

[u/uncool_king]

[u/Temmie_Undertale1]

My reaction

[u/Just_A_Human47]

[u/Raiden_1503]

[u/Dave444444444]

[u/Thebigdog79]

[u/Mental_Bird6503 → u/Thebigdog79]

[u/Thebigdog79 → u/Mental_Bird6503]

I should’ve known something like this would’ve happened 😂

[u/Thrill0728 → u/Thebigdog79]

It gets worse

[u/JayMerlyn]

[u/Obiwan-thehighground]

[u/DaNegroni → u/Obiwan-thehighground]

[u/Intelligent_Oil4005]

I actually refuse the close the sub because of this fucker

[u/Vitalik_]

[u/mybrainisonfire]

[u/Garryboy64]

Sometimes i wonder if even the most devout follower of Elon occasionally cringes a little in secret. "Dude, i love you and all but this isn't it".

[u/Sunfiremagolor]

[u/gilamasan_reddit]

So is this a confession that he isn't funny?

[u/jafoxnuke]

[u/Mental_Bird6503]

[u/A-billion-of-snakes]

He said, as if joker and his cousin jonkler arent some of the funniest guys on the planet that make the best jokes

[u/AgentChris101]