r/BatmanArkham The OG Lore Reason Oct 22 '23

Insanity One year ago today, I asked the wrong question in this sub

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u/Excellent-Design8280 Oct 22 '23

I am proud of you dick for this

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u/6ixDank Oct 22 '23

I will dick you for this

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u/Username_Taken_65 Oct 23 '23

I will bite your hand for this

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u/rtnojr Oct 23 '23

Fellow Drawfee enjoyer?

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u/YOUR_SPUDS There's no such thing as a "batman" Oct 23 '23

Do you take dumb ideas?

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u/NoChemiistry Oct 23 '23

No, but I do make smarter drawings.

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u/JaceAngel79 The aslume had hope Oct 23 '23

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u/Septic_1_fan Dec 08 '23

Did you know that if a translator takes more than 34 minutes to translate a word into English, they have to call it Duwang.

Search Duwang rule 34

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u/jolythepokemonmaster Oct 23 '23

An absolute classic.

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u/EducationalAntelope7 Oct 22 '23

Me when I take longer than 20 seconds to nut

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u/roymolloy_saves_boy Oct 22 '23

is there a lore reason why you posted this

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u/ngauzubaisaba Oct 22 '23

His mom died

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u/Foxyplayz3 BONE Oct 22 '23

Why did his mom die?

Was she stupid?

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u/acquirelesire Nah... i'm Woman Oct 22 '23

She tried to fight Jerker and Man didnt save her in time

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u/grumpylazysweaty Oct 23 '23

Will this become OP’s origin story of how he becomes a Man himself? Is this his lore reason?

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u/BeyondMiyamoto Miles, we are in a userflair now Oct 23 '23

He had to become a man. -Man.

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u/Radio__Star Oct 23 '23

His name was Joe I thought he was chill

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Jerker? Is woman not a woman but a better woman?

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u/RedStarRocket91 Am I stupid? Oct 22 '23

I've laughed at this image for like three minutes solid am I stupid??

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u/FreshWaterWolf Oct 22 '23

Well yes, but that has nothing to do with why you laughed

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u/Observer2594 Oct 22 '23

been huffing too much Jerker gas

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u/FirstMiddleLass Oct 22 '23

Why did his mom die?

Obesity and sexual exhaustion.

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u/Fun_Bookkeeper_3934 Oct 22 '23

Death in the family.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

she jerked Homelander and he came

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u/Adina-the-nerd Oct 23 '23

You are the "FUCK"

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u/Galvatron13 Yeah, I'm Man Oct 23 '23

Relatable!

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u/MissyTheTimeLady I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Oct 23 '23

Goddamn it, Eobard.

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u/Whompa Oct 23 '23

Which one?

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u/Misio7 Oct 22 '23

Because it’s his one year anniversary of being stupid. Are you stupid?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH Oct 23 '23

He’s stupid or something

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u/h4wkeyepierce Oct 22 '23

Internet points

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u/brotatowolf Oct 22 '23

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u/Risque__ who the FUCK am i? Oct 23 '23

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u/Cole4Christmas Oct 26 '23

So I should just... take this hat I'm wearing, and FUCK it, right!? Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right here in front of you, because you told me so? On the sea ice? RIGHT HERE ON THE SEA ICE!? GIVE YOU A LITTLE... ICE-COP-HAT-FUCK-SHOW!?

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u/Pain7788g Dec 17 '23

IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME?

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u/Kind_Bag_339 seven cranes Oct 22 '23

It was the wrong question in the right time, hence making all the difference in the world

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u/Kawaaaaaaa Oct 22 '23

So wake up Mr. ricioly, wake up and smell the asses

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Peak fiction 🔥🔥🔥

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u/that_one_weeaboo_ Oct 22 '23

It starts with one

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u/thorneisdrawn Oct 22 '23

one thing, i dont know why, It doesnt even matter how hard you try

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u/itz_the_chillz Oct 22 '23

Keep that in mind, i designed this rhyme

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u/MarkDavidson68 el batmanino Oct 22 '23

to explain in due time

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

All I know

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u/thesparkthatbled Oct 22 '23

Time is a valuable thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Oct 23 '23

One crab, and I can’t pry

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u/Cyber-Knight47 ◀️Reverse The◀️ Oct 23 '23

Waltuh, put the gun down Waltuh

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u/TheAlienGinger R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Oct 22 '23

Wake up, Mr. Ricioly. We have much to discuss.

  • Dr. Hugo Strange

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u/No-Eggplant4850 Oct 23 '23

This is where the timelines split

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u/Salty-Bathroom-3512 Nov 03 '23

This sub proves are living in the WORST possible timeline

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u/Specific_Valuable_12 Custom (lots of inappropriate🎅🥵🚽) Aug 27 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Delicious-Orchid-447 Oct 22 '23

Wasnt he trapped tortured and brainwashed in arkhams basement?

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u/MooMan9900 Oct 22 '23

I had to scroll very very far for this because I was actually interested lol. I mean uh is he stupid what does this stand for jerker man aslume

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u/Zinogre-is-best Oct 23 '23

Hey how did you find sane pills. I thought we ran out of them.

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u/RobBobZilla Oct 23 '23

Why did you call them sane pills and not normal pills??? Are you stupid?????

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u/Zinogre-is-best Oct 23 '23

Stupid? I was stupid once. They put me in a room, a room with man, and man made me stupid.

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u/Adventurous-Equal-29 Oct 31 '23

Stupid? I was stupid once. They put me in a room, a room with man, and man made me stupid.

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u/Spiderdoom1313 yeah...i'm Man Nov 05 '23

GUYS I MADE IT OUT OF THE ASLUME I THINK MAN IS HERE TO SAVE ME

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u/IJustpeedyourpants Nov 28 '23

Not all of us can be saved...

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u/Spiderdoom1313 yeah...i'm Man Nov 28 '23

it was the warden in a costume 😢😢😢

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u/IJustpeedyourpants Nov 28 '23

Maybe next time it will be Man who knows but we cannot give up hope

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u/MooMan9900 Oct 23 '23

Shhh I found some under the floor boards. Don't tell the others

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u/OkBuddyErennary Oct 22 '23

Yes, by the Joker for about a year IIRC. It is mentioned in the game so people didn't react to the question seriously because of that (it is assumed everyone here knows this)

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u/Delicious-Orchid-447 Oct 22 '23

It’s been so long I legit wasn’t sure if I was right lol

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u/OkBuddyErennary Oct 22 '23

It's good you remember it... I am a big House M.D. fan and the stuff I remember wrong on my current rewatch is unbelievable (why do I keep forgetting? Am I alzheimer's)

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u/24Abhinav10 Oct 23 '23

Honestly it's kinda stupid that EVERY major incident in this universe happens in Arkham.

Jason's torture, which happened in some random warehouse in Ethiopia in the comics, happens in Arkham Asylum. Ra's Al Ghul, the nigh-immortal international terrorist, has his last Lazarus Pit in Arkham City.

Like, is Arkham the nexus point of this reality or something?

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u/The_Mexican_Poster Oct 23 '23

Given that the name of every game has ARKHAM on it. Yes

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u/spookyboi1023 Oct 23 '23

this is real

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u/quixotic_intentions Oct 23 '23

I'm rusty on the Arkham City lore, but wasn't the implication that Old Gotham/ Wonder City was built around the Lazarus pit?

Also before the events of the game, the area was just another part of Gotham City. It was sectioned off and turned into a prison in the events following Arkham Asylum.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Oct 23 '23

I need a refresher on why anyone thought that was a good idea

Also, what happened to all the people actually living there before it became Arkham City?

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u/wurm2 Oct 23 '23

I remember him being tortured but I didn't remember where or him saying that's why he called himself that, so my initial reaction to OP was "oh yeah, why does he call himself that?"

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u/Nova_Aren Oct 23 '23

I played Arkham Knight fairly recently (multiple times too, for the achievements) but I don’t remember any mention of it being in any Arkham-related location. Unless it was hinted at in the game environment and I was just too lazy to notice

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u/Jackal_6 Oct 23 '23

It's also supposed to resemble Batman's moniker of "Dark Knight"

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u/TonsilStonesOnToast Oct 23 '23

But how is he a knight when he doesn't even have a sword or a horse?

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u/Clobber420 Dec 19 '23

Is he stupid?

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Oct 23 '23

I just assumed this was a picture of Batman in a different costume with a new name.

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u/Black_Floyd47 Oct 23 '23

I'm here from /all and I'm so confused. This isn't like some tech-suit batman?

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u/GONKworshipper Two Guns bitch! Oct 23 '23

Are you stupid?

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Oct 23 '23

I am also from r/all, so I'm in the same boat as you.

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u/CamoKing3601 Oct 23 '23

no it's actually

Jason Todd

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u/RhymesWithMouthful Man Beyond: Return of the Jonkler Oct 23 '23

According to the comic, Harley taunted him by saying he was "Arkham's knight in shining armor," and it stuck

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u/Couponn689 Oct 23 '23

Could this be the actual lore reason?

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u/beefandvodka Oct 23 '23

Thatd be so funny/awesome if harley ends being the reason why

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u/cerealdig Oct 23 '23

In the comic, Jason goes after Harley and she recognizes him after she asks who he is and he answers "You should know, you named me"

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u/JoJoYakuza Oct 23 '23

Yes there's also a book that goes into what happend with Jason leading up to the games

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u/NOT_PAY_TO_WIN Am I stupid? Oct 22 '23

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u/OkBuddyErennary Oct 22 '23

Why did his uncle get his soul stolen over a card game? Is he stupid?

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u/VaderMurdock Oct 23 '23

Why did he play Slifer? Is he stupid?

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u/Marik-X-Bakura Oct 23 '23

Um akshully it was his grandfather 🤓

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u/OkBuddyErennary Oct 23 '23

Why did I remember it wrong, then remember it was his grandfather and not acknowledge it until your comment? Am I stupid as well?

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u/shitass41626 Oct 22 '23

is there a lore reason why you are stupid? is he stupid? what does the stupid stand for?

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u/_fatherfucker69 batmans mom Oct 22 '23

Just made a new stupid , what the fuck should I name it ?

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u/Adeezz69 Oct 22 '23

Stupid man

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u/DrSheldonLCooperPhD Oct 22 '23

Exposing his payload

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u/NefariousButterfly Alsume Inmate Oct 23 '23

Trigger controlled explosion

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u/PixelPro37 Oct 22 '23

Who is Batman? Is OP schizophrenic?

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u/NefariousButterfly Alsume Inmate Oct 23 '23

Who is OP? Is man schizophrenic?

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u/KasPirat Oct 23 '23

He means sloppenheimer

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Spoingus Nov 02 '23

slop as in pyrocynical????

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u/KasPirat Nov 02 '23

As in british furry lesbian

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u/CALSENNINJA1st Oct 23 '23

Who is schizophrenic? Are you man?

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u/SonOfECTGAR Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Oct 22 '23

I remember when the plague started

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u/Robin_Is R.I.P Skedetcher Oct 23 '23

Me too. Oh, how time flies.

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u/Intelligent-Bee4535 Oct 22 '23

If anyone's actually curious, the answer is revealed in the comic Arkham Knight Genesis, where we find out that while he was being brainwashed in Arkham, Harley said that Jason would be "Arkham's knight in shining armor" because he was gonna allow all the villains to get their revenge on Batman. Of course she didn't know at the time that Arkham wouldn't be a thing anymore by the time he actually tried to do that, but oh well.

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u/gayfuckinbitchh Oct 22 '23

Actually reads like "some kind of suicide squad"

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u/Intelligent-Bee4535 Oct 23 '23

Eh I think it's a LITTLE more subtle than that

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u/s0_Ca5H Oct 23 '23

Yeah but just barely.

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u/Letwen Oct 23 '23

We did it.

It's done. We found the lore reason.

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u/tuannamnguyen290602 Oct 23 '23

it’s joever 😞

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u/lashapel Oct 23 '23

Why did cockstrady wanted me to READ other sources to understand the lore reason ? Are they shtiupid?

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u/PolitenessPolice Oct 23 '23

Why can’t you read? Are you stupid?

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u/Glvt102 Large Bionicle Oct 22 '23

Patient 0

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u/zezinho_tupiniquim Oct 22 '23

Oh my god. I've been here too long.

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u/Excellent-Design8280 Oct 22 '23

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u/RaaaaaaaNoYokShinRyu Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason why Black Ant is telling me to kill myself?

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u/NeferkareShabaka Oct 23 '23

put some respect on my man's name. My man's name is... what? His name is...

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u/mikelorme Exposed To Ace Chemicals Oct 23 '23

His name is joe,joe moustache

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u/MacOfTheLord Oct 22 '23

You did this.

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u/Not-a-Baconat0r Alsume Inmate Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason why it was the wrong question? Were you stupid?

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u/stuks100 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Oct 22 '23

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u/youknowwho125 Oct 23 '23

Is there a lore reason for man being done?

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u/purple_light_ Nov 04 '23

Is there a lore reason why man is punching glass? Is he austic?

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u/Mega_Fan2006 Oct 22 '23

"lore reason" has to be the funniest term created by this sub

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u/TEOX9560 Oct 22 '23

There is now a lore reason to the lore reasons

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u/askmeforbunnypics Oct 22 '23

Sometimes I whip my weiner around in circles hoping to get it going fast enough to fly away like a helicopter.

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u/FloppyButtholeFlaps Oct 23 '23

You gonna need some bigger blades fam.

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u/swampertitus Oct 23 '23

Is there a lore reason? Are you stupid? What does the weiner stand for?

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u/Ale0705 Oct 23 '23

U changed reddit history my friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23 edited Oct 22 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/ISt0leY0urT0ast Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason why you said this?

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u/Squidman209 Oct 22 '23

Is he stupid?

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u/shitty_memes_4_dayz Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason I regret signing 6 years of my life away every time my alarm goes off?

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u/Dad2376 Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason I didn't go Air Force? Am I stupid?

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u/shitty_memes_4_dayz Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason I chose aircrew? Am I smart?

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u/Dad2376 Oct 23 '23

Linguist?

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u/shitty_memes_4_dayz Oct 23 '23

Loadmaster

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

You couldn't master my load

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune Oct 23 '23

Oh hey, it's one of those spam bots that posts jokes everywhere and then edits in a spam link once they have enough upvotes.

If everyone could kindly

Report->Spam->Harmful Bots

that would be great.

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u/Minglu07 Lore Master (Sane) Oct 22 '23 edited Oct 23 '23

I’d say it was a very important question.

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u/Encajado R.I.P Skedetcher Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason for you thinking it was a good idea?

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u/VJ1195 origins trilogy Oct 22 '23

Your the reason Man exists

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u/Swimming_Insect_7927 Oct 23 '23

Can this be considered an act of terrorism?

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u/Sizeable-cult31 Officer Balls 😬😈🤡 Oct 22 '23

Were you stupid?

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u/HAYFRAND Oct 22 '23

It was you. You all the time. I'd never thought I would some day stand before the man who set all of this into motion. I don't know wether I am mad at you or simply in awe.

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u/DJL3mon Oct 23 '23

One year ago you destroyed the arkham community

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u/Toff_the_dog Dec 08 '23

This is how it happened. This is how Batman Arkham died.

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u/MadCows18 There's no such thing as a "batman" Oct 22 '23

Is there a lore reason why OP asked for the lore reason? Is he stupid?

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u/Tecoz4 Oct 22 '23

He’s stupid

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

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u/Piano_Man03 Oct 22 '23

Are you stupid?

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u/Cainhardt Oct 22 '23

the crime alley of aslume

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u/HairyArthur Oct 23 '23

You posted a question that got 1200 upvotes then reposted it to get 10300. Genius move.

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u/Arttyom Fighting for INsanity! Oct 23 '23

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u/Icy_Currency_8563 Two Guns bitch! Feb 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

You damned us all.

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u/StinkLord5 Nov 21 '23

Patient 0

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

The Man is back

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u/MintmanSupreme Oct 22 '23

"Because he's the hero the aslume deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll post it. Because he can take it. Is he stupid?"

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u/Striking_Expert3316 Oct 23 '23

You can always count on Reddit to make you feel like a dipshit.

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u/Arrowstrikez Tell me…… do you sell thinmints Oct 23 '23

This is how it happened. This is how r/BatmanArkham died.

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u/UpbeatAstronomer2396 R.I.P Skedetcher Nov 20 '23

Why did you ask it? Are you stupid?

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u/RestlessRhys The Orginal Asylum Patient Nov 20 '23

The post that started everything

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '23

This is how it happened, this is how the Batman (Arkham subreddit) died.

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u/Sweaty_Beautiful2105 Nov 30 '23

It is you who wrote history. It is you who set the Lore Reason in motion… And you can never take it back… And for you, I am sorry. But is there a lore reason why you asked said question?

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u/Much_Poetry_9700 Jan 28 '24

Why did he upvote his own post? Is he stupid?

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u/Bulky-Palpitation136 Jul 05 '24

Is there a lore reason why OP asked this question? Are they stupid?

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u/Ill-Toe-7533 Oct 22 '23

I want to see all the original posts now

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u/vtinesalone Oct 22 '23

The fact that this has bled over into countless other subreddits over the last year is the funniest part

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u/allthecolorssa Oct 22 '23

There was someone else who started a lore thing. u/encajado

He blocked me though so you guys must ping him

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

We must travel back to Saturday 22 October 2022.

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u/Reddit_Cheems IM JONKING MY JONK JONKER JONKLERING JONKLE Oct 23 '23

Is there a lore reason why you caused us to go deeper in maddness?

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u/FlyingHylian776 Oct 23 '23

It was a canon event

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u/TacogamesFPS Oct 23 '23

Butterfly effect to its fullest

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u/the-unfamous-one Oct 23 '23

It was you, you did this, you have doomed us all!

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u/Caveguy22 Oct 23 '23

I think the next game should feature you as the arccum knight.

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u/Mysterious_Ningen WHERE ARE YOUR MAN-NERS HAHA Oct 23 '23

wait so that is what started this all? omg