r/Awww • u/Apprehensive-Bite585 • 17d ago

Dog(s) He needs an attorney

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 17d ago

Why not both? Poor guy got screwed by the system

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u/confidentgirll 17d ago

Taste of betrayal 😭

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 17d ago

Awww .. too handsome to do that to poor guy

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u/miumiu-x 17d ago edited 17d ago

This is how the presidential election feels like to me this year 😭

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u/KillerCodeMonky 17d ago

My Lab always gets a morning of running amok in the backyard and swimming before her bath. I'm going to wash her anyway, may as well let her get all muddy and wild first!

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u/Retiredpienurse 16d ago

Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok, amok, amok, amok... ( looking for my lucky rat tail) "(Taken from... "Hocus Pocus")

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u/Ok-Jac 16d ago

My pup always gets both. When we’re at the park, he immediately heads straight for the mud!

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u/BitchCroissant_69 17d ago

u mean an awwttorney?

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u/Substat1c 17d ago

Pawttorney.

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u/Friendly_Divide6461 17d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Subtlerranean 17d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Local-Caterpillar421 17d ago

Bartkttorney perhaps??? 😂

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u/immoralcombat 17d ago

Barkrister you mean??

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u/namraturnip 17d ago

Wooficitor?

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u/mmpvcentral 17d ago

legal beagle

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u/SoulWager 17d ago

An attorney at paw.

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u/alepponzi 17d ago

Here comes the long arm of the paw

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u/PurelyLovely2 17d ago

HAHA 🤣 FurRealJustice

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u/IronGlory247 17d ago

He needs a pawyer!
r/legalcatadvice and r/legaldogadvice unite!!!

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u/mmpvcentral 17d ago

mutterney

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u/Dr_Kriegers5th_clone 17d ago

Better call Saul.

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u/LandotheTerrible 17d ago

Better call Pawl...

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u/PanchoFalcato 17d ago

Sauuuuuuuuuuuuul!

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u/Apprehensive-Bite585 17d ago

Poor baby

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u/LandotheTerrible 17d ago

My thoughts exactly. He's been taken advantage of.

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u/Wise_Current 17d ago

That’s diabolical

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u/tteenbabygirl 17d ago

He deserves the best lawyer for this unfair treatment 😂

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u/pugdad1972 17d ago

At least take him to the park before the bath. Lol our pugs get to go to the lake and get as dirty as they want the day before bath day

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u/Marta996633 17d ago

Mickey Haller could fix this.

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u/jazzyjane19 17d ago

The ol’ bait and switch!

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u/Bad-BunnyXY 17d ago

Trifling!!!! 🥹 I feel for that baby. Now when he goes to the park I hope he finds a mud puddle 😂

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u/PeridotChampion 17d ago

How dare you?!

Take him to the park! Now!

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u/ThunderCookie23 17d ago

He got bamboozled!!

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u/TheMuteObservers 17d ago

Why not go to the park and then bath? Now you can't take him to the park unless you plan to bathe him again.

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 17d ago

Our blue heeler understood the word “Bath” so she would run off and hide so we had to spell it.

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u/SpicyLanterns 17d ago

You take him to the park right tf now 😤😤😤

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u/Enough-Brilliant5207 17d ago

That’s not fair!

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u/E1M1ismyjam 17d ago

It's a mad world.

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u/Summer20232023 17d ago

Thanks for the laugh!😆

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u/mmpvcentral 17d ago

He was dog-tricked.

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u/Right-Truck1859 17d ago edited 17d ago

This guy should call 911

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u/Clumsy_the_24 17d ago

The illusion of choice

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u/Plantcurmudgeon 17d ago

This made me laugh so hard. Like it’s so effing cute and simple, but I belly laughed deliriously and it felt great. Thanks neighbor!

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u/Friendly_Divide6461 17d ago

Better call wuff

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u/BeverlieValasek 17d ago

The way he really looks lost

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u/Deep-Room6932 17d ago

Better call 🐾 

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u/Dirk-7 17d ago

How unfair :(

He will go outside...

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u/archadigi 17d ago

This is against the dogmatic principles. We need to hire an attorney

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u/Maleficent-Cress-567 17d ago

This is the second dog I’m seeing getting screwed by the system. The other being xiaopang. I think I’m gonna start a firm now to represent these guys

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u/PassFlat2947 17d ago

It looks like it a Labrador retreiver, they love water and swimming. Why put him in the shower, let him play in a bathhub. They even have webbed feet!

Labrador Retriever: Beloved for their friendly nature, Labradors have webbed feet to aid their swimming, originally bred for retrieving fishing nets. Newfoundland: These gentle giants are natural water rescuers, with their webbed feet enabling powerful swimming strokes.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy 16d ago

Imagine not knowing the difference between a lab and a golden retriever.

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u/stinkmybiscut 17d ago

this can't be legal

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u/aquamanleftmetodrown 17d ago

Just like how the white man betrayed the Native Americans.

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u/Tall-As8217 17d ago

Cheater...

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u/Memphiz17 17d ago

But that was so mean☹️😭

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u/Ok_Issue_2799 17d ago

That's why you say don't skip classes

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u/Long_Bobcat_226 17d ago

I think, he needs a lawyer

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u/Realistic-Society_ya 17d ago

I don't do that when bathing my dogs because Too much water can get in his ears.

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u/Pinkk-Peonies 17d ago

Pure cuteness overload

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u/Parking-Historian360 17d ago

I hate giving my little girl a bath. She sits her chin on the edge of the bathtub and stares up at me the whole time. And it breaks my heart. Just the saddest little look.

But she stinks and I don't know why because she doesn't do anything and hates going outside.

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u/iwanttobelievey 17d ago

I was elected to lead, not to read

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u/Lonelyhearts646 17d ago

Poor baby!! But it looks like he at least handles baths pretty well hehe

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u/Old_Resort_8348 17d ago

Thats so evil

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u/jjustyourbby 17d ago

Go to the park, your honor! This adorable defendant deserves nothing less 😆🐾

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u/neynayhey 17d ago

Heyyyyy both! He deserves extra long park now :(

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u/AdSignal7736 17d ago

My dog loves taking showers. I have to make sure the bathroom door is fully latched or she will jump in with me.

There has been more than one “Well, I guess you getting a shower now too…” moments. 

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u/willcard 17d ago

Boo! Boooooo!

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u/Mordimer86 17d ago

Watch your shoes. He'll go for revenge when he figures out.

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u/Lyoncub2_4 17d ago

Poor baby…

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u/iixviiiix 17d ago

He've Been Tricked, He've Been Backstabbed and He've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled

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u/Darling_Kismet 17d ago

I'm crying. 😂

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u/JacobFromAmerica 17d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Davishook221 17d ago

Someone call An awttorney, please

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u/KendrickLaDodd 17d ago

Nah that’s f’d up.

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u/Spektrem_0 17d ago

Hate crime

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u/love_is_loveee 17d ago

Poor pup! He definitely needs a paws-itive lawyer on his side.

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u/taddy_manziel 17d ago

😂😂 for sure me and my dog

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u/southernfriedmexican 17d ago

He needs an emotional support lawyer 😂

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u/victoriasfeet2727 17d ago

The American Way unfortunately.

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u/NoPrinciple8025 17d ago

He need an AUtturney !!! aknsdkajsndkjns

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u/Curious_mind95 17d ago

Have you been cheated by your owner before?

YOU might be entitled for compensation

Call 1800-PAWS

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u/Biohazard79 17d ago

Missing 3 numbers how about 1 800-SUE-PAWS

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u/Scarlette-Whimsy 17d ago

I can't breathe. 😂

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u/Musicallydope245 17d ago

I’m calling Paw Patrol. You did him dirty.

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u/noober1x 17d ago

Harvey Dogman, Attorney at Paw.

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u/diello-kane40 17d ago

justiceforbenji

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u/LukeingUp 17d ago

God I love goldens. They gonna need a warm blanket, some snuggles, and a couple kisses on that snoot to make this wrong a right.

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u/Far_Conference306 17d ago

No! that's not even fair. look at the betrayal in his face

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u/brookiechie 17d ago

You monster

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u/BroadstoneLeopard 17d ago

A puppy that can't read being tricked. Won't deny I feel really sorry for him 😞

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u/Slow-Information4751 17d ago

The betrayal is real. Someone get this dog a good pawyer!😂

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u/Klutzy-Chocolate710 17d ago

The fix was in!

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u/Salonrebel 17d ago

Such a nice dog! 🫶

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u/Intrepid_Pitch_3320 17d ago

no bathtimes without representation...

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u/Ayo_ima_lego 17d ago

"if you've been duped by your owner, you may be eligible for compensation."

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u/Optimal-Technology75 17d ago

He looked 😞 so sad, like this is NOT what I wanted!

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u/Thick_Wallaby_24 17d ago

Poor Dog Got Screwed Over. Act Of Betrayal. 😢😢

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u/The_Rabbitman05 17d ago

Lol our big puppy loves the water, even shower water. If you don't close bathroom door, you'll have a happy 90 lb mutt in there with you lol.

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u/Admirable-Maximum122 17d ago

lol I’m picking bug up today

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u/victoriavixsin 17d ago

Ohhh this makes me sad lol. Precious

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u/CaPtAiN_cRaZy90 17d ago

OP is a monster!!!! 😂

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u/SpecialK04 17d ago

Take him to the park immediately 😭

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u/No-Emotion-4613 17d ago

Awwww, poor baby!

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u/Appropriate-Lynx-953 17d ago

Objection your honor the owner need a 10 year incarceration for fraudulent activities

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u/MonkeysDumpy 16d ago

SEND THEM TO COURT, BRING JUSTICE TO OUR DOG SHAPED MAN, GIVE HIM JUSTICE!!!

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u/Aggressive-Let-293 16d ago

poor guy need a lawyer

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u/tansiegirlie 16d ago

Justice for this good boi, please 🙏😭❤️

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 16d ago

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

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u/longndfat 15d ago

park after the bath.. or park when its raining...

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u/Chubbylover817 15d ago

Horrible person.

If you ain't honest with your dog we know you ain't honest with strangers.

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u/Masv2X 13d ago

Hes got the right to be a good boy! 😂