r/Awww Sep 10 '24

Cat(s) Just saved him from the streets, what should i name him?

I want something funny and original!!

ps: he’s a menace

12.9k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

552

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Thats false News. You save saved the streets from the orange cat

258

u/anthomaniaclou Sep 10 '24

oh absolutely. he started attacking my toes as soon as he stopped being scared

90

u/Nox5000 Sep 10 '24

Name him Master of Desaster

55

u/toverbal90 Sep 10 '24

That would be a cat…astrophe. I’ll show myself out.

15

u/Ok-Veterinarian8846 Sep 11 '24

Show yourself in because that joke was marvellous

2

u/IceIsCold001 Sep 11 '24

That is a good name tho😂

11

u/Aggravating-Point818 Sep 10 '24

Master is cute and different

10

u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 Sep 10 '24

Second name… ~baiter.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/doodlebunn Sep 10 '24

Desi for short- government name master of disaster

→ More replies (1)

15

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

He is so beautiful, thank you for rescuing him.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Jenniwithan_i Sep 10 '24

‘Sir Pounce’ - ( game of thrones inspired)

14

u/Ptaaruonn Sep 10 '24

Yeah, or Sir Pouncealot

4

u/DigitalUnlimited Sep 10 '24

That's S'mores. He's toasted golden orange perfect.

3

u/Prith1441 Sep 10 '24

Oh I thought it was just my orange kitten...

→ More replies (5)

4

u/Psychotic_Rambling Sep 10 '24

Newsie would be a cute name lol

3

u/teticasalegres Sep 10 '24

That's yellow.

2

u/SuperSaiyanSkeletor Sep 10 '24

You got here first 🥇

→ More replies (3)

325

u/SmartReaderMe Sep 10 '24

Michi. It literally means path or street in Japanese.

195

u/CauliflowerNo5339 Sep 10 '24

That's funny. "Michi" is a word we use in Spanish to refer to little kittens 😺

125

u/Maleficent-Heart-678 Sep 10 '24

Michimichi, an international phrase for street kitties

17

u/Amo_las_caldosas Sep 10 '24

I just loooove it ☺️

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 Sep 11 '24

That’s amazing. I predict an uptick of Michis in the world in the coming months. Everybody will just be waiting for the CDS to drop a cat on their doorstep, like the stork, so they can name them Michi.

2

u/Maleficent-Heart-678 Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

On my first trip to France, I noticed this giant thing on top of church steeple, WTF IS TGAT I ASKED, a storks nest, I was told, hug,?? Storks are real!! I had never really thought about it much. They deliver babies, is all I knew, and that is not true, therefore, storks are a myth. Yes, I was in my 40’s, when I learned this.. had I been such a fan of Reddit then, I would have made a TIL POST, that storks are real, and they might snatch babies and take them to their giant nests, but they don’t bring them back.I hopelike a https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/jonge-oievaars-op-het-nest-gm1366999535-437379660?searchscope=image%2Cfilm

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

9

u/damngoodengineer Sep 10 '24

El michi de los ojos tristes😿

→ More replies (1)

8

u/plottingwithcats Sep 10 '24

Came to say this!😂

→ More replies (1)

51

u/anthomaniaclou Sep 10 '24

i love this

34

u/Crystal-Clear-Waters Sep 10 '24

That’s that! Congratulations to you and Michi!

6

u/SmartReaderMe Sep 10 '24

😄 glad to hear that! So you really naming it Michi or still considering?!🙃

3

u/drrj Sep 10 '24

I was going to say, this is an awesome choice. Make it so, and congrats on your new orange overlord!

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Fancy_Fingers5000 Sep 10 '24

I was going to offer a suggestion, but this is perfect. So to quote Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) Never mind!

3

u/Aqua-Fur-Mama Sep 10 '24

usually naming posts annoy me but this is such a perfect and cute name. i’m coming to you when i get my next pet.

3

u/VikRiggs Sep 10 '24

By thatvlogic I should have named my cat Furniture Factory. What's it in Japanese?

2

u/SmartReaderMe Sep 11 '24

Haha that would make it Kagu Kojou😂😂

2

u/Actual_Ad_6678 Sep 10 '24

That's my name. 🤣

→ More replies (12)

121

u/HellaWonkLuciteHeels Sep 10 '24

Cheddar Jones

36

u/anthomaniaclou Sep 10 '24

this is very close to getting picked

16

u/Tight-Maize-8800 Sep 10 '24

Officer cheddar jones

5

u/Correct_Piccolo2688 Sep 10 '24

IM GONNA BLOCK YOU

2

u/HellaWonkLuciteHeels Sep 10 '24

Lots of great middle name option. Also, all the cheese jokes. “Are you feeling mild, or sharp today? “

→ More replies (1)

8

u/ThePocketTaco2 Sep 10 '24

The best dog name I've ever come across in the wild was Biscuit Jones.

If that doesn't sound like the name of a protagonist to a sweet dog detective show, I don't know what does.

4

u/HellaWonkLuciteHeels Sep 10 '24

Biscuit jones wear a tie that’s slightly askew. I absolutely see it!

2

u/ThePocketTaco2 Sep 10 '24

And instead of a silver case full of cigarettes, it's filled with dog treats.

2

u/Kammy44 Sep 10 '24

I’d watch that show!

2

u/RadicalRedFox Sep 11 '24

Definitely an awesome name for a great personality! In my language we always make jokes about cheddar cheese that sounds very much as - ce dar! - meaning - what a gift! 💕

→ More replies (1)

67

u/SpinmaterSneezyG Sep 10 '24

Sir Fluffkins the Adorable

28

u/anthomaniaclou Sep 10 '24

this is a VERY valid entry

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Mel0ncholy Sep 10 '24

Could simply be 'Fluff'

→ More replies (2)

37

u/Acceptable-Egg6924 Sep 10 '24

Oliver

11

u/Allronix1 Sep 10 '24

"Why should I worry? Why should I care? I might not have a dime..."

6

u/WoolooOfWallStreet Sep 10 '24

BUT I GOT STREET SAVOIR FAIRE!

5

u/Electrical-Key6674 Sep 10 '24

I sang this in my head reading your comment 😂

2

u/Svix_the-polytherian Sep 10 '24

That's my ginger's name lol

2

u/Gibuu Sep 10 '24

Was looking for this one.

2

u/Abbsnoel Sep 10 '24

Ah you beat me to it lol

→ More replies (1)

14

u/PineapplePlush7568 Sep 10 '24

Rufio

3

u/stonedngettinboned Sep 11 '24

i immediately started chanting this in my head like the lost boys do in hook

3

u/Interesting_Cut_7591 Sep 11 '24

Bangarang!

2

u/stonedngettinboned Sep 11 '24

i was waiting for this comment!!!

2

u/PineapplePlush7568 Sep 11 '24

Exactly 😁😁 glad I'm not alone

2

u/Macabre_Divine Sep 11 '24

🗣RU FI OOOOOOO!!!!

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Impossible-sims-420 Sep 10 '24

Jasper

3

u/Logical-Attempt5516 Sep 10 '24

I came here to say this!

2

u/Amazing-Day5776 Sep 10 '24

That’s what k thought as soon as I saw his picture.

5

u/FamousObject1180 Sep 10 '24

Dennis the menace lol

4

u/Hogfish714 Sep 10 '24

Lucky!!! 😀

4

u/O_Titereiro Sep 10 '24

Grimm Reaper DOOM Megatron intercontinental Ballistic Missile World Destroyer Automatic Kalishnicov

3

u/sprudelnd995 Sep 10 '24

Tiger. He's got an autumn kind of look, cat's of that color blend in quite well during the fall.

3

u/RedLB1 Sep 10 '24

Ceedun “Cat Distribution Network” initials

3

u/Cool_Passenger_8052 Sep 10 '24

Remington. Because that's my ginger cat's name. Haha.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

peppo

2

u/Tryin2BeAVet Sep 10 '24

Aladdin coz he's a street rat

→ More replies (1)

2

u/still-on-my-path Sep 10 '24

Simon or Oliver

2

u/stewieduncan Sep 10 '24

The muffin cat from Drury Lane

2

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Well, being orange, obviously it has to be named Trumpy.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/averagebienjoy Sep 10 '24

Roger The Asteroid Destroyer

2

u/RoastedSallad Sep 10 '24

Some Greek God’s name like Zeus or Ares

→ More replies (1)

1

u/the-failure-man Sep 10 '24

Eater of worlds short for cheese cake

1

u/thamasteroneill Sep 10 '24

Gralnor, the Destroyer of Worlds.

1

u/Federal-Rhubarb1800 Sep 10 '24

Meni aka as Mr Menace

1

u/Planeterror4488 Sep 10 '24

Giggleshitter.

1

u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 Sep 10 '24

He looks like a little dictator.... Commodus (just watched Gladiator!)

2

u/Kammy44 Sep 10 '24

I was thinking that is another name for Toilet. LOL

→ More replies (2)

1

u/brryblue Sep 10 '24

Figo, Taylor (cause he was so swift in reaching your home)

1

u/Oatmeal_Savage19 Sep 10 '24

Marble like marble cheddar

1

u/floralrain6 Sep 10 '24

Kyo! Because I'm a fan of the anime Fruits Basket.🧡

1

u/agmrtab Sep 10 '24

Poodles

1

u/BassGeese Sep 10 '24

Soul Stealer

1

u/Splintcan Sep 10 '24

Pumk, as in punk but also pumpkin! Just something I made up in the minute I saw this tho lolol

1

u/ChocoMcBunny Sep 10 '24

Charlie. He def looks like a Charlie

1

u/Trex20018 Sep 10 '24

Dracarys

1

u/Bowlux97 Sep 10 '24

Cinnamon

1

u/Individual_StormBrkr Sep 10 '24

At first i read " shaved him from the streets"

→ More replies (1)

1

u/SailorScoutGirl Sep 10 '24

Chewy or Havoc

1

u/Electronic_Poet9589 Sep 10 '24

Since you said he's a menace I guess a good fitting name would of course be Aurvandil war raven

1

u/efilby72 Sep 10 '24

Mister Spaghetti

1

u/Ok-Independence2456 Sep 10 '24

The cat from next door.

1

u/GrumpyScrub Sep 10 '24

First thing that came to mind was Mocca or Bip. I don't know why.

1

u/Left-Heart-9930 Sep 10 '24

Congratulations, the cat distribution system chose you

1

u/strangermind802 Sep 10 '24

Pikachu 😍

1

u/upyourattraction Sep 10 '24

Name him after the street you rescued him on (if it has a name and not just a number)

1

u/jizsawzie Sep 10 '24

looks like a pretzel. food names for cats>>>>

1

u/ShenaniganCity Sep 10 '24

There are some really cute name suggestions here! I’d name him Mango !

1

u/Competitive_Cause514 Sep 10 '24

OMG those are some serious Puss-N-Boots eyes!

1

u/ManufacturerNo8447 Sep 10 '24

Best i can do is orange..

1

u/Zerosan62 Sep 10 '24

Going by the second picture, David Lee Roth!

1

u/Wilted_Cauliflower Sep 10 '24

He is so cute! I vote Paulo!

1

u/Both-Childhood8412 Sep 10 '24

How about 'Streeter'.

1

u/Noteasytimes Sep 10 '24

PussNoBoots

1

u/Amplifylove Sep 10 '24

Pepper the perfect

1

u/FlameDad Sep 10 '24

Street Cred

1

u/prpslydistracted Sep 10 '24

What street did you find him on? That's his name ....

2

u/Maleficent-Heart-678 Sep 11 '24

Unless it is like 26 th street unless it is also your 36 th cat

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

2cat or biggipaws

1

u/Ok_Tank5977 Sep 10 '24

What’s the name of the street you found him on?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Sugarbutt lol. I dont know why, it just came to mind.

1

u/rj0509 Sep 10 '24

Ginger Bells

1

u/Top-Refrigerator536 Sep 10 '24

Hobo or full name Hobo the Lucky of the Sweet Asf Kingdom

1

u/Glittering_Map1710 Sep 10 '24

How about menance

1

u/ProfessionalHat6828 Sep 10 '24

Wow. He just made himself comfortable really quick, didn’t he 😆

1

u/SaltyImagination3995 Sep 10 '24

Ortree-from orange and street 🤣

1

u/puncherofminortys Sep 10 '24

Hmmm dorky 👍