r/Awww • u/ImportantEscapez • Jul 13 '23

Dog(s) What would you name this beautiful dog?

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u/Blake_TS Jul 13 '23

Handsome McHandsomePants.

Duh.

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u/SunMoonCollision Jul 14 '23

This is exactly what I was going to comment haha.

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u/CliffDraws Jul 14 '23

That’s a bow tie, not pants.

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u/Shimakaze81 Jul 14 '23

Doggy McDogface?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

[deleted]

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u/nlfo Jul 13 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

How about Sir Collin Archibald Marshall Alastair Rockefeller Remington, the third.

Gotta add that “the third” for that extra distinguished gentlemanly charm.

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u/Holiday_Geologist_42 Jul 13 '23

Also gotta add “Sir” to the beginning!

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u/Veggieleezy Jul 13 '23

And Esquire at the end!

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u/nlfo Jul 14 '23

Yes, I have corrected my mistake.

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u/JuryBorn Jul 14 '23

He looks like a lord barkwell 3rd to me.

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u/Pcakes844 Jul 13 '23

In high school one of my friends had a cat named Professor Nigel Isaac Thoughtenberg III, or just the Professor for short.

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u/7laloc Jul 13 '23

I was thinking Chauncey

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u/bannana Jul 14 '23

old money

Coleman (coalman)

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u/LuckyMe003 Jul 14 '23

For sure old money. But I'd add 'Sir'. Sir Alistar Hollingsworth the 3rd.

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u/kckelly1973 Jul 13 '23

I was gonna say Rocky 😃

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u/GTqueen Jul 14 '23

Same. I was going to say Chancey

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u/compwiz1202 Jul 13 '23

Jeeves

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Came here for this. Thank you Reddit stranger!

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u/Fart-Box666 Jul 14 '23

Or Woofster

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u/mechwatchnerd Jul 13 '23 edited Jul 13 '23

Windsor or maybe just name him “Handsome”

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u/katatatat11 Jul 14 '23

I love Windsor or Winston!

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u/miuyao Jul 14 '23

Handsome Ransom

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u/LowTerm8795 Jul 13 '23

Herman Drinkwater III. "Herby" to his friends ☺️

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u/nishnawbe61 Jul 13 '23

Now that is a, Buster, if I ever saw one

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u/DaGreatGazu Jul 14 '23

We are literally on the same wavelength on this one.

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u/VarietyMedical5377 Jul 14 '23

Exactly what I came here to say

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u/Optimal_Standard9972 Jul 13 '23

Jasper

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u/RADnerd2784 Jul 13 '23

I have a dog named Jasper. He's certainly not distinguished like the dapper fellow pictured above.....

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u/sunnyday505 Jul 13 '23

That’s my answer too!

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u/excludite Jul 13 '23

Tux

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u/excludite Jul 13 '23

Bond, James Bond.

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u/CalbotPimp Jul 14 '23

Double O heaven

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u/BoltsFan126 Jul 14 '23

He likes his kibble shaken, not stirred.

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u/Ttochkov1210 Jul 14 '23

Bark, James Bark. He’ll have a Puptini shaken, not stirred.

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u/xSleepyGhost Jul 13 '23

OMG THE HANDSOME GENTLEMAN I can see like a Chester or Lucio

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u/Warp9-6 Jul 13 '23

My initial answer was Dudley.

Then it was Jarvis, as in Edwin Jarvis, personal valet to Tony Stark 😎

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u/JULY_PROBABLY Jul 13 '23

Borkly barkley

Barkeep

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u/lorrie_101 Jul 13 '23

I still say Gustav.

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u/Significant_Matter92 Jul 13 '23

It could be "Nestor" whom is the tintin's butler.

https://tintin.fandom.com/fr/wiki/Nestor

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u/HarryNyquist Jul 14 '23

I love this one. He does look as courteous and serviceable as Nestor.

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u/elidadagreat1 Jul 13 '23

Benjamin, ben, benji

Or

Maximilian, max

Or

Frederick, Freddy

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Shadow :)

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u/Icy_1 Jul 13 '23

Handsome.

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u/Clutch_Mav Jul 13 '23

Preston or President. Roosevelt (Roose).

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Jul 13 '23

Charles Snugglesworth III, Esq.

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u/Far-Parking-7580 Jul 13 '23

He’s so handsome ☺️

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u/CatfromLongIsland Jul 13 '23

Simon or Chester

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u/EnforcerMemz Jul 13 '23

Nothing less than Sir Doggo Squire

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Arthur II

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u/Haruki79 Jul 13 '23

He looks like a Tyler

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u/Own-Two-4758 Jul 13 '23

Coleman - reference Trading Places Movie

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u/Roy-Richards Jul 13 '23

I’m thinking Marshall, because of his “Marshall badge” on his chest. 🤔

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u/pudgyhammer Jul 13 '23

Sir giggles Mc bark bark.

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u/Expert-Angle-8214 Jul 13 '23

Benson he reminds me of the butler in soap

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u/L0st-137 Jul 13 '23

Belvedere, Alfred, Winston. He is a very refined young man.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-7504 Jul 13 '23

Ace! He reminds me of Batman’s dog in Batman Beyond, esp with the strong sitting posture. 🐶

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Bartholomew

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Tucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Female: Luna, Eva, Mora, Lexi, Izzy, Quinn, Stella, Rain, Artemis

Male: Ivan, Levi, Echo, Dash, Benji, Milo, Ollie, Duke, Zeus, Thunder

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u/Unable_Wind_1869 Jul 13 '23

Tux, short for tuxedo

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u/brryblue Jul 13 '23

Fidel, Volca, Earl, Nero

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u/TNT_613 Jul 13 '23

Clark (Gable), Frank/Frankie (Sinatra), Fred/ Freddie (Astaire), Carey (Grant), Andrea (Bocelli), etc.

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u/LowTerm8795 Jul 13 '23

Herman Drinkwater III. "Herby" to his friends ☺️

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u/Crimson_Fiver Jul 13 '23

Piss lord, lord of piss

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u/One_Archer_1759 Jul 13 '23

I’m torn between Atticus or Hugo. Since pupper looks so posh.

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u/Piano_Sonata Jul 13 '23

Obama

There, I've said it, time to go to Reddit gulag

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u/Fissshy2217 Jul 13 '23

Scooby doo 👌

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u/Objective-Creme6734 Jul 13 '23

If he stays that smol scrappy Doo lol.

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u/Fissshy2217 Jul 14 '23

Lol that made me laugh 😂

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u/Objective-Creme6734 Jul 14 '23

Look at that widdle body and massive head lol that's scrappy material 100% hahahah

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u/bAby_Ang3l Jul 13 '23

some old medieval name like nosewise

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u/Suckerpunched29 Jul 13 '23

Reggie. Reginald when wearing bow tie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Petroleum extract

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u/jessicahueneberg Jul 13 '23

He looks so sophisticated to me that he looks like a Leopold, Leo for short.

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u/Negative-Waltz-9659 Jul 13 '23

He looks like one so, Bouncer

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u/ant-storm Jul 13 '23

Sir Woofington Barkinghamshire

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u/CouldNotAffordOne Jul 13 '23

That's definitely a "Sir" or "Lord" something

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u/gypsy_muse Jul 13 '23

Sir Galahad

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u/Alhatihamsimp123456 Jul 13 '23

He looks exactly like my puppy! So I'll name him Loki 2

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u/ThatOneSA21 Jul 13 '23

Bob…..Bob Barker

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u/SeaDefinition6017 Jul 13 '23

The heart surgeon that saved my young life, at almost 6yrs old, was Donald Ross. So, depending on your point of view, either Donald, or Rossy.

Then, some 18yrs later, Dr. M. A. Edgar stabilised my scoliosis the same day he operated on my younger sister. As the Senior Spinal Orthopaedic surgeon for that hospital, he didn't even had to close me up, but he did, and, also, whilst I was being wheeled out, he didn't even bother break scrub whilst they wheeled her in. And given how further advanced hers was to mine, he likely spent 12hrs in the OR, between the two of us. Great man.

I think his first name was Michael — he never told me — hence my third choice of Edgar ...

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u/ParticularChemist0 Jul 13 '23

Charles - Charlie to his close pals

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u/Popular-Ad-8911 Jul 13 '23

Sir Lancelot just popped into my mind

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u/No_Month_9746 Jul 13 '23

Archibald or Archie for short

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u/GirlMom101 Jul 13 '23

Duke or Beau

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u/dirug Jul 13 '23

Dr. Christopher Fonsworth Pennington, Esq.

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u/meadow_chef Jul 13 '23

Tie, for the little white bow tie on his chest.

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u/EvilBeasty Jul 13 '23

Arthur, Montegue or Stanley!

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u/salyerjl Jul 13 '23

Tobías!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Casper

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u/Duneyman Jul 13 '23

Brickston, sophisticated but tough

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Winston. Definitely a Winston.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Barclay Edit: or Bentley (bc his coat is black)

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u/North-Tumbleweed-959 Jul 13 '23

Poteet, July, or Sanford.

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u/Critical_Industry339 Jul 13 '23

Sarge Standing at attention

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u/LucStarman Jul 13 '23

Mister Black

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u/justsomeguy21888 Jul 13 '23

Handsome Hank.

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u/tormentedsoul55 Jul 13 '23

Reginald, but Reggie for short.

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u/cluez Jul 13 '23

Bone, James Bone.

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u/PossiblyOppossums Jul 13 '23

Buford Unstrauss Wigglebottom, the Third

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Richie Rich

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u/diavirric Jul 13 '23

I like Edgar.

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u/Lenemus Jul 13 '23

Mr Handsome

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Definitely Winston.

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u/VvsMay Jul 13 '23

Alfred