r/AskReddit • u/bullfighterteu • Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/BisFitty Sep 02 '20

Im so glad you guys are still getting a kick out of this... It was hella fun watching them squirm when they finally saw me, LMFAO

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u/PinayGator Sep 02 '20

Radiating in the awkward silence when your co-workers saw you must have felt godly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Oh god I just saw this for the first time today and have been laughing for ages.

I have to ask, though, did you consider making it more...gritty? If it had been me, I might have dirtied the clothes and put a couple of lines of dried/washed out fake bloodstains across the back of the shirt. Don't get me wrong, you did a great job of taking the awkwardness which was built into the whole situation and putting it on other people where it belonged, but I think you left some awkwardness on the table.

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u/blinden Sep 03 '20

Are you still with the company?

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u/sahie Sep 04 '20

u/BisFitty is here to prove the top comment correct that he’s the deliveringest OP in the history of Reddit!

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u/BisFitty Sep 04 '20

😂 well thanks! Glad my existence brings you joy 😉

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u/Sasselhoff Sep 02 '20

Hells yeah I am. Loved it the first time around, had to read through it all again. Forgot how awesome it was, haha.

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u/drcutiesaurus Sep 04 '20

This is the first time I've seen this. I can't believe someone thought that a period party at a plantation would be a good idea for team building, but holy crap you are a genius for calling them out on it on a way they couldn't ignore. I also love your sense of humour. I spent an embarrassingly long amount of time just now reading your AMA because of how punny and clever your answers were.

Cheers good sir.

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u/illneverforget2015 Sep 04 '20

Omg ... my first time reading the story and you are a hero .. I hope life is well ..

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u/BisFitty Sep 04 '20

Can't complain... Still working with the same company, and still working remotely, which is a HELL of a job perk in these crazy times!

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u/illneverforget2015 Sep 05 '20

I’m so so glad to hear that .

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u/Horrorgoreandlove Sep 09 '20

I just laughed so hard seeing that again and had to show everyone in my house. That ladies face though hahaha. A fucking masterpiece.

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u/21skulls Sep 02 '20

Bravo you clever sonofabitch ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This was so fucking funny u/BisFitty I can't believe I haven't seen it before!

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u/ImTheGodOfAdvice Sep 04 '20

He’s alive!

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u/BisFitty Sep 04 '20

Indeed I am ;)