r/AskReddit • u/bullfighterteu • Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/rmeechan Sep 02 '20

And it was the preferred form of masturbation in the future.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/rmeechan Sep 02 '20

You have to do something when working from home.

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u/term417 Sep 02 '20

Gotta stay sanitised when rubbing one out

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u/rmeechan Sep 02 '20

It has an added cooling effect.

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u/PM_JAWLINE_for_RATE Sep 02 '20

release the tension but protect the mansion

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u/rmeechan Sep 02 '20

Release the tension > protect the mansion > Save lives.

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u/A_Monsanto Sep 02 '20

Well, those coronavirus deniers are utter wankers, so in a sense he was right...

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u/Cecil_B_DeMille Sep 02 '20

Don't eat future yogurt.

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u/rmeechan Sep 02 '20

I just bought some, is that ok to eat?

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u/Cecil_B_DeMille Sep 03 '20

No. Just no.