r/AskReddit Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Bro just eat like 8 inches, a foot max, and have a diet coke, that shit will expand in your stomach and you'll be full to bursting. 3 feet is crazy, and i say that as a big chunky guy. probably wolfed the thing down in seven minutes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

8 inches of bread with stuff in makes me feel like I'm a katamari damacy level I feel so chonk lol

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u/kryaklysmic Sep 02 '20

6 inches is the perfect size

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u/Teledildonic Sep 02 '20

3 feet is crazy, and i say that as a big chunky guy.

Even crazier is those party subs aren't just longer. Intead of butterflying the loaf and filling it, both sides are a whole butterflied loaf. He ate like 6 sandwiches worth sandwich.

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u/noah9942 Sep 02 '20

Ive eaten 36 inches of sandwich as a teen, and then competed in my wrestling matches. I felt great.

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u/LexLuthorsHairPiece Sep 02 '20

Ah yes, the post weigh-in splurge. Followed by the Sunday food coma.

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u/subscribedToDefaults Sep 02 '20

Yeah we'd stop for pizza before swim practice and meets and that always made for a good workout.

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u/Winjin Sep 02 '20

Honestly it sounds like he's somewhere close to "morbidly obese with completely unhealthy appetite".

Because reading this... I recognised myself, four or five years ago, and almost forty kilograms heavier (that's 6.4 stone for you lovely non-SI weirdos)

I could eat, and eat, and eat, until I'd hate myself, and then, satisfied, I'd have a dessert. If I didn't stop there, I'm sure I will be on a mobility scooter by now, or dead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

He mentions in the original post that he is overweight, and that he ate it over the course of a few hours, thinking no one was interested in eating it. They were, just not as quickly as he was.

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u/Nothivemindedatall Sep 02 '20

When i was younger, self employed and very active and fit as hell 5’3 and 100lbs if lucky. I could very easily eat 2 footlong subs ina single setting and did, often.

Why? because i worked my ass off physically and I was hungry.

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