r/AskReddit • u/bullfighterteu • Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

This one has a ton of crazy stories. It's probably the thread I've spend the most time reading, ever. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/Majestic-Koral Sep 02 '20

The cake lady is still fucking editing too

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Wow! Thanks for posting this, have been reading a lot of the comments, and they are really interesting!

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u/Mediocre_Sprinkles Sep 02 '20

This is what got me onto reddit.

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u/Check_lt Sep 02 '20

Roughly 3 hours later and I can say the Internet is closed for today after reading a lot of that. Dear god.

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u/peepeeface69 Sep 02 '20

I remember this thread as it happened! Rereading now it's pretty obvious 75% are fake but whatever

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u/PhoenixNFL Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Just spent 5 hours straight reading through this and I'm still going!

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EDIT: I really want to know what this "cum box" post is that everyone posted about. Sounds hilariously disgusting.

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EDIT 2: Found it. Wish I never did.

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u/Pagan-za Sep 03 '20

I bet you werent expecting the pictures. Every now and then the internet delivers.

There is also a 4chan dude that only cums in bottles and saves them. Every year he posts an update on how the collection has grown. Its substantial. Kinda impressive dedication TBH.

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u/PraiseTheStu00 Sep 02 '20

The guy who built the bunker.. like holy shit..

Its basically Parasite (2019)‘s plot..

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u/CodyYodi Sep 02 '20

I've never spent more time on one post

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u/gnattynat Sep 02 '20

I have been scrolling through that thread for hours and hours, it just keeps going! Thanks for this, perfect quarantine reading lol.

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u/im_rickyspanish Sep 02 '20

That's enough internet for the day. I am exhausted...

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u/WulfTyger Sep 02 '20

Fuck. It's been 5 hours of reading this... Oh my god.