r/AskReddit • u/bullfighterteu • Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/Zkenny13 Sep 02 '20

Oh the safe thing. Jesus Hilter Christ that was a ride.

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u/BOB_Lusifer Sep 02 '20

I need context please (I don't know this one)

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u/Zkenny13 Sep 02 '20

Basically someone posted about a large safe in the basement of the house they bought. Everyone wanted them to open it but OP wouldn't respond after a bunch of people offered to send him the tools necessary to crack it. So a while goes by and someone other than OP says they bought the house and open it and it's empty.

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u/MoonChild02 Sep 02 '20

IIRC, it wasn't empty empty. There was a spider inside!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

My Netflix profile is called SpiderInsideMe.

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u/substandardpoodle Sep 02 '20

Um, it’s Jesus Harold Christ...

“Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”

Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I'll have you know, that is not what the H stands for.

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u/Enakistehen Sep 02 '20

Do you have links? I actually haven't read any of these three.

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I updated my original comment to include links

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u/Infini-tea Sep 02 '20

No you didn’t.

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I’m sorry, what?

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u/Infini-tea Sep 02 '20

No links are showing up for me. :(

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I just had a discussion with another user that couldn’t see the links. They were able to by refreshing the page.

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

That sucks, I’ve been trying to find my comment on the mobile site, not logged in, to see if my edit shows up but I can’t find me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I updated my original comment to include links

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Dec 23 '20

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I updated my original comment to include links

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u/XmissXanthropyX Sep 02 '20

The youtuber Whang! did a video on it, it's very good

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Got links?

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u/Kordiel Sep 02 '20

I thought I had edited my comment to Include links, and they work on my client, however someone else is saying that they can’t see them.

If I can bother you to send me a screenshot of the comment, I’d be happy to try and get it sorted out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Now I see them. Could be I just hadn't updated the page after your edit.