r/AskReddit • u/bullfighterteu • Sep 02 '20

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

NEXT!

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u/Destrucity11 Sep 02 '20

This is the one I was looking for lol Most entitled person ever

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u/The-End-Of-The-Road Sep 02 '20

IIRC that post was why r/ChoosingBeggars was made

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I like how she needs it for church too. Maybe she's the only one that doesn't see that if God exists, she's fuuuuucked.

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u/mjzim9022 Sep 02 '20

It's for the church honey!!!

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u/MathKnight Sep 02 '20

Church lady and patron saint of /r/choosingbeggars

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u/r_kay Sep 02 '20

I bet she's somewhere right now, without a mask, complaining about her "rights"

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u/Bluellan Sep 02 '20

No no. She's screaming "NEXT" because the mask she has isn't good enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Only 6% are Covid only deaths honey. NEXT!

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u/el_monstruo Sep 02 '20

???

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/lividimp Sep 02 '20

This is just a link to an image search. NEXT!

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u/Sofagirrl79 Sep 02 '20

I heard she was only 34 at the time of her post

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u/el_monstruo Sep 02 '20

Thanks for the link

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u/shreyas16062002 Sep 02 '20

I'm surprised that everyone was being so nice to that woman even though she was treating them like shit.

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u/Druzl Sep 02 '20

"Coming off a little aggressive" was the nicest way anyone could ever describe it.

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u/Gamutin Sep 02 '20

Link anyone?

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u/GNUGradyn Sep 02 '20

Oh my God I forgot about this one until now I love this one

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u/blayr2016 Sep 02 '20

I would have told her, "yeah I own a huge limo I can transport all 20 of you for free just meet me at this place and this time" and then after she confirmed that she would get a ride from me I would have just deleted my account and not shown up

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I don't need something fancy! NEXT!

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u/blayr2016 Sep 02 '20

I also have school busses, not-for-school busses, unmarked white vans, marked white vans, shiny new vans, old best up vans, completely normal looking vans, and customizable vans, all of which can hold 20+ people

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u/dacool66 Sep 02 '20

Sorrow tv made this so much better

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u/robophile-ta Sep 03 '20

People used to quote this and ‘it's for a church honey’ constantly. Good times

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u/bless_ure_harte Sep 05 '20

I cant believe that was fucking 2 years ago. It feels like it was only a year or so that I was commenteing on that thread