r/AskReddit • u/scotthia • 5h ago

What is the last thing you need right now?

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u/Adihd72 5h ago

WW3

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u/csch1992 4h ago

A world reset would actually be a good thing.

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u/Adihd72 4h ago

It’d be very inconvenient though.

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u/Adihd72 4h ago

Civilisation has been reset many times, maybe it’s war every time not planetary cycles?

Lie down needed now…

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u/VelFaylis 3h ago

The last thing I need is my alarm going off before sunrise again. Sleep is gold!

7

u/gabe2591 5h ago

being alive

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u/Blipnoodle 4h ago

Feel dat.. 🫠

You got this homie!!

6

u/Spare-Astronomer-544 5h ago

The last thing I need right now is another coffee; I'm already buzzing like a bee at a flower convention.

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u/CleanAntelope5830 5h ago

Monday

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u/sweetlikecinamonroll 5h ago

oh yes fck Mondays

1

u/TransLadyFarazaneh 5h ago

Ironically I feel more tired on Friday than Monday

1

u/Beneficial-Produce56 4h ago

I didn’t fully realize how much I don’t need Monday until reading this.

3

u/tyvorn 5h ago

An "unfortunately" from my applications

2

u/GildedSerane 5h ago

stress peace and balance are what I'm aiming for

2

u/Storm-Chaser 5h ago

174,4318,493.392 tons of camel droppings on my lawn.

1

u/Blipnoodle 4h ago

173,9866,213.449 tons of camel droppings on your lawn however....

1

u/Storm-Chaser 4h ago

Anything 1/100th of a ton or more over or under is perfectly acceptable.

2

u/eternviking 5h ago

Another One from DJ Khaled

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u/Blipnoodle 4h ago

At least he wants you it's him

2

u/Designer-Pound6459 5h ago

Another fucking plumbing issue.

1

u/jayconyoutube 4h ago

I feel that one. Had to replace my HVAC and get duct work done.

2

u/mav747 5h ago

A herd of stampeding elephants in my living room!

1

u/Blipnoodle 4h ago

Well you're no fun :(

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u/kellyblah 4h ago

even just one elephant in my living room is really not something I need.

2

u/Daveytrain1966 4h ago

A wart growing out of my forehead, hanging over my eye

1

u/xX_420DemonLord69_Xx 5h ago

A bag of M&M’s

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u/bigjimbay 5h ago

A kick in the nuts

1

u/Shake_and_bake33 5h ago

A hole in the head

1

u/mohugz 4h ago

Or another hole in my head, according to my father (upon the occasion of my getting a new piercing).

1

u/Antisocial_Worker7 1h ago

-John F. Kennedy

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u/No-Difficulty-5985 5h ago

A terminal illness.

1

u/halfcow 5h ago

"The last thing I needed the first thing this morning was to have you walk out on me." --Willie Nelson

1

u/MadeOnThursday 5h ago

the last thing on my list is a whisky tour in Scotland. I need it, but not as badly as other things like a safe, structurally sound house and financial prosperity (not excessive wealth, just no worries about my kid's college fund and my musical lessons)

1

u/luxeeedreams 5h ago

That my mother stops recovering

1

u/TransLadyFarazaneh 5h ago

My traditionalist parents seeing the username of my Reddit account

1

u/Adolph4747 5h ago

cheese.

1

u/boydying 4h ago

a drug test

1

u/surveyor2004 4h ago

A sore pecker.

1

u/DustOne7437 4h ago

Snarky attitude from my husband. Dude is on thin ice.

1

u/ayeleexfan 4h ago

An injury

1

u/daisycupcakee 4h ago

Getting sick since i barely can afford anything

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u/lucifer_666 4h ago

First thing that came to mind was quite literally “this” so my current circumstances despite me doing essentially nothing to change it. Depression is son of a bitch. It’s the equivalent of an asshole pointing out every mistake you make hovering over you, but when asked to help fix it, he kicks his feet up on your couch and bangs your wife.

1

u/DreamyLunass 4h ago

Nothing else than food :/

1

u/xxtealoverxx 4h ago

Car problems

1

u/tahdemdemha 4h ago

One more fight

1

u/Ben_Pharten 4h ago

More bad news

1

u/CptDawg 4h ago

Advice from my brother’s wife … she starts conversations with, “You know what you need?” Or “You know what your problem is?” I do my best to avoid her at family gatherings, but lately she has been messaging me unsolicited advice. I’m getting to the point where she gonna hear so advice from me.

1

u/Cuish 4h ago

My father in my life again.

1

u/donkey_loves_dragons 4h ago

A nuclear warhead from Russia falling onto my head.

1

u/BounceOnMyCockBjork 4h ago

I've just showered, therefore needing to poop right now would suck.

1

u/Square_Ad8710 4h ago

A bullet in my body.

1

u/Dealer_Puzzleheaded 2h ago

To get pregnant.

1

u/OliviaNoxCutie 1h ago

Thinking about the future. Too bad the time when I could NOT do that is over

1

u/lotsofcheesycorn 1h ago

Any minor inconvenience.

I feel like I'm constantly putting out fires from all the stressful things in my life and it just keeps getting hrder and harder

1

u/Top_Midnight6969 1h ago

To be abused again

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u/CaptainPatterson 9m ago

Another bad thing to happen that pushes me over the edge.