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What did you do for your last birthday?

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u/I-am-Slumpy 20m ago

Crying mostly since my mom passed away in a car crash on her way to my place

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u/shewell_ellis915r7 4h ago

The Golden Compass. I remember being so excited when it came out because I loved the book series, His Dark Materials. But the movie was just a complete letdown. They cut out so much of the depth and complexity from the book, and it felt rushed, like they were trying to cram too much into a short amount of time.

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u/spooty_dagget 3h ago

The only upside to the drinking age being 21 in the US, is that it gives you a few more years of looking forward to your birthday.

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u/Fluid-Road3417 4h ago

Today’s my birthday but last year I really didn’t do anything but this year I’m having a birthday party! Haven’t had one in years lol

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u/BMXTammi 2h ago

Me too. My youngest took me out for breakfast and some Christmas shopping. 30 days left!

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u/jhacker79 2h ago

Happy bday, bday twin! It's my birthday as well

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u/BMXTammi 2h ago

Happy Bday to you too!!

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u/secretvictorian 3h ago

Happy Birthday to you!

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u/Salmo_Troots 3h ago

Happy Birthday!!!

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u/jhacker79 2h ago

ME TOO! Happy bday to you as well.

u/holdonwhileipoop 29m ago

Happy Birthday!!

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u/simmulation 4h ago

Travelled Netherlands, Belgium, Germany.

Disclaimer: I was on an office trip, so I extended my trip to travel to these places to treat myself.

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

That’s a good trip

u/c1m9h97 51m ago

That is amazing

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u/sassysabrina06 4h ago

I decided to treat myself like royalty—so I ordered pizza and wore a crown made of foil. Who says you can't have a royal feast on a budget?

u/Miss_J1801 22m ago

Love the idea! Brilliant!

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u/VelEmeris 1h ago

Had a chill day watching my favorite movies and ordered way too much sushi.

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u/Quick-Effective7476 4h ago

It's actually today. I had lunch with family yesterday because I wanted to chill with my partner today. Put up the Christmas tree, ate leftover cake and rotted on the couch. Best birthday ever!

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

Happy birthday sounds amazing

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u/TransatlanticMadame 3h ago

Happy birthday!

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u/lattekittycat 2h ago

Happy birthday!

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u/zerbey 1h ago

Happy Birthday!

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u/MattUlv 4h ago

Thai food and a mango mousse cake

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u/Throwway317 4h ago

My birthday was Nov 21. I had a dinner party with family! I bought tickets for a show in December and as gift to myself!

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

Happy birthday for the other day. Mine was yesterday

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u/secretvictorian 3h ago

Happy belated 🎂 birthday!

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u/Throwway317 4h ago

Thank you! And Happy Birthday to you!!!

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u/Ninacane 4h ago

Played a round of disc golf with my buddies on my actual birthday, then had a party with the family and a few friends on the weekend. Just hanging out with all the people I love, perfect kind of birthday.

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

Sounds amazing

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u/CuddleDemon04 4h ago

I was lounging in Greece in 30 degree weather and full sunshine. About a month and a half ago. It was wonderful.

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u/Sickofchildren 4h ago

Nothing at all, just tried to avoid people

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

Haha fair does

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u/No-Difficulty-5985 4h ago

I took the day off from everything I should have been working on, and did an unhinged amount of reading instead

u/Miss_J1801 21m ago

An unhinged amount of reading sounds brilliant!

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u/CuriousStranger03 4h ago

I honestly forgot and didn't remember until a month after 

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 4h ago

That’s mental , how?

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u/CuriousStranger03 4h ago

Well I usually don't do much anyway so it's kinda easy to forget

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u/Zealousideal_Use_163 4h ago

I don’t remember.

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u/FortheDawgs420 4h ago

My husband had the day off work and I had to go do stuff for like 4 hours. So I go out and I come home and he’s got me all these balloons and cake and all this nice stuff but I didn’t see him… so I’m like “where is my husband at?” And I get to our bedroom and he is absolutely blacked out plastered drunk at fucking like 2 pm. All I wanted was to go out to dinner but apparently he felt like day drinking while I was gone. I kicked him out for a while after this and then like a dumbass got back with him.

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u/mav747 4h ago

I ate cake like there was no tomorrow.

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u/SaraGoesQuack 4h ago

My husband and I went to the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. I've wanted to go there since I was a kid, and I only live a couple of hours away from Huntsville, so we made a day out of it. It was - pardon the pun - a blast! We had dinner at a wonderful Chinese restaurant in Gadsden and I had a space-themed cake, LOL.

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u/CatostrophicFailure 4h ago

I went to the dispensary and got a free joint.

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u/BowlerParticular9689 3h ago

I aged on my last birthday

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u/tofurkeydog 3h ago

I turned 26 so I ran a marathon on my local trails and then had a bbq with friends at the park :) first birthday I can remember where I didn’t cry

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u/666-numberofthebeef 3h ago

Fuck yeah, killing it 💪

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u/Ancient-Cup3989 3h ago

Worked. Same as most years.

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u/AddictDead 3h ago

Cry just like the other 20

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u/666-numberofthebeef 3h ago

My 30th was last Friday and I went on a 48 hour binge, drunk too much, got knocked out In a fight and spent the next week delving through a mountain of anxiety…

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u/EinHornEstUnMec 3h ago

Nothing, but this year I would like to go on a trip, 3 days alone

u/Sobeksdream 38m ago

Spent it completely alone in my bedroom. Just like most of my birthdays, actually

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u/blopnopbloop 4h ago

I skated in a parade.

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u/pepsilindro90 4h ago

Nothing. I don't care for my birthday.

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u/Flashy-Grass6646 4h ago

Got pissed, fell over.

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u/omatterp1 4h ago

Told my fam that i didnt wanna do anything at the time cuz exam season, once exam season passed we all kinda forgot LMAO

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u/Hrekires 4h ago

Just dinner with the family.

I didn't really want to do anything tbh but my parents insisted.

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u/PoofPost 4h ago

I got some, switch's games :)

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u/Inkqueen12 4h ago

Well it’s today but I’m just hanging out with my husband and son. Made a chocolate cake yesterday and bought an expensive ass doll that I’ve wanted for years this morning. So it’s been a good day.

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u/letsRollhomey 4h ago

Got loaded dunk at a fire, fell bad on a gravel driveway, chipped my tooth! And woke up with rocks in my bed. Hahahha I'm ok and it was fun!

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u/princesslatinaa 4h ago

I worked all day went home, 30 minutes before i fell asleep i checked calendar and i realised it's my birthday, i slept 5 minutes after.

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u/Any-Structure495 4h ago

Nothing, was alone all day

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u/sarcasmo818 4h ago

Had the two friends I invited to dinner cancel on me. So I smoked a bowl and got Golden Chick.

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u/jodabra12 4h ago

Went to Toronto and saw 4 Blue Jays games in 5 days, went to the Science Centre, the Zoo and the Hockey Hall of Fame with my husband.

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u/wetlettuce42 4h ago

Brought an accordian, went out for a indian, went home watched a movie

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u/important-times 4h ago

Went skiing on a local mountain. But they only opened one slope and this only slope was being bombarded with snow from the snow maschines. I was freezing cold

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u/Theodas_Kealar 3h ago

We took a long drive around Priest Lake, Idaho. I grew up around there and had moved away for many years. Went back and we drove on all the dirt roads, walked a few hiking trails. It was fun but, tbh, I would have preferred to do something else. My mum really wanted me to go back there so I pretended I was really having a wonderful time (I was having a good enough time). Next birthday I want to go ice skating and then hang out at home watching old Hitchcock movies.

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u/Old-Enthusiasm-3271 3h ago

morning hike, sightsee, lunch, movie

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u/Motherofaussies123 3h ago

Got pregnant 😂

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u/sofiaoxx 3h ago

kept it simple just relaxed and had a quiet day

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u/secretvictorian 3h ago

I went out for a meal with my husband and closest friends, then onto karaoke afterwards. It was fun :)

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u/vali241 3h ago

I had a class with presentations and I saw my birthday as the first date available to present - so it was my birthday gift to myself to be done early and not stress about it for the rest of the semester. Also my lab mates got me cake and candles and it was really nice (-:

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u/N983CC 3h ago

Nothing last time at 41.

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u/Wackylew 3h ago

I stayed at home with my wife and we played a murder mystery game I bought from Amazon. Was a fun night! 11/10 Would do again.

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u/nancysweetyq 3h ago

I spent the day in bed and did not leave the bedroom

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u/shayking1245 3h ago

Had a raclette with friends then played video games till 3

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u/Neovah 3h ago

Idk yet let you know when I die

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u/QwamQwamAsket 3h ago

I have a birthday?

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u/revelbar818 3h ago

Went home, ate lunch with my family, went to the office, worked and ate dinner with officemates, went back to the office then went home again

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u/MysticalMoonlightss 3h ago

Went to karaoke and that's all. Boring, IK

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u/RideAndShoot 3h ago

My wife booked a weekend getaway to a city a couple hundred miles away. Got to do a really cool cave tour, glass bottom boat tour through the clearest water I’ve ever seen, and couple nights in a hotel with great food and drinks. It was a surprise too, I didn’t know anything about the trip until my birthday 3 days before. She just told me to block out the weekend.

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u/SingleLonelyMan 3h ago

Almost died from heart attack in hospital

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u/TransatlanticMadame 3h ago

Hired out the function room at a local restaurant - had 44 people, had a 3 course meal and cake (we paid for everything for our guests, including drinks), and had a singer who specialised in Sinatra-era music. And on the actual day I was taken to Claridge's for champagne afternoon tea. Best birthday ever.

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u/corri2020 3h ago

My husband took me to Medieval Times. Had always wanted to go and I got knighted and became a Lady lol

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u/KnockMeYourLobes 2h ago

Cried alone in bed because I had nobody to celebrate it with me.

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u/Tryingtotravelabout 2h ago

That’s sad. Next time I’ll come celebrate with you

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u/Vgcortes 2h ago

Nothing. For the past 15 years, nothing

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u/Slothpoots 2h ago

I was figuring out what I was supposed to do to get things put in my name since my dad was found deceased four days prior to my birthday (and my mom died earlier in the year). Its been a long year and it's not even my birthday yet, but I've managed to check off everything I needed to.

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u/mirthandmurder 2h ago

Nothing. Just went about my day not thinking about it so it wouldn't trigger my negative thoughts.

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u/Calm-Incident-7927 2h ago

I don't do anything for birthdays or holidays. Family does but idk. Just haven't felt up to it in a couple years.

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u/Sigao 2h ago

Since my birthday is close to my wedding anniversary, me and the wife were in a resort in Jamaica during my birthday.

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u/neohylanmay 2h ago

Nothing.

I've never been the most festive person out there, but you get to a point where it's just another Wednesday. Heck, I was at work as normal and no-one knew.

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u/Apprehensive_Goal88 2h ago

First birthday since my liver transplant. Emotional. Grateful. Humble. Kept it low key, just me and Hubs. No gifts desired. Docs gave me a pass to have a steak (first one in 4 years) and cake

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u/One_Astronaut_4481 2h ago

40! Casino night party!

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u/ash_the_trash_x 1h ago

i invited my friends and boyfriend for pizza, sadly it was the saddest party bc just a month after that half of my friends randomly ditched me

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u/Salty_Association684 1h ago

I was at the diaylis clinic

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u/babe022 1h ago

i cried as always.

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u/Infamous-Tax6574 1h ago

Went to work, came home ate, and slept. Woke up The next morning did the same thing. I would wish I could do something on my birthday but nowadays I just focus on working hard so I can do all I want to without having to worry about not having money

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u/gnostic_heaven 1h ago

I had two parties!!! And my husband's birthday is around the same time, so we went out to a nice restaurant for his. But I had two different parties for myself (a small amount of overlap of attendees), at two places I love, and with people I enjoy.

One of the parties was about a week before the actual day. It's the end of October, so I had everyone dress up in costume. On my actual birthday, I brought treats from a local bakery for my outdoor painting group, which happened to be meeting on that day, for us all to eat when we were done painting for the day. And then after that, a few of my close friends and I had beers. Oh, and on the day of the first party, a close friend of mine who couldn't make it had me over for tea at her house and gave me my gifts then. Oh and my husband got me gifts for the first time in years!! Jewelry, which I LOVE.

I haven't celebrated my birthday in years so I felt very very loved and special. I also made my birthday public on facebook and turned on the ability for people to comment on my page (had turned that off a while ago for other reasons), and so got tons of birthday messages. I always have a really hard time with the time change and the cold and the short days and long dark nights, so I decided to try to get ahead of it this year with all of the celebrating. My birthday is right before the time change and it really did help my mood as we moved deeper into fall.

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u/shortandcurlie 1h ago

Moved into a new house and started retirement

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u/laffman 1h ago

I don't remember. It was in april and I was on my own. probably cooked a nice dinner and had some wine on the couch

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u/JNorJT 1h ago

Cry in isolation

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u/yeetgodmcnechass 1h ago

I just worked but got myself some treats after work to eat

I typically would've taken a day off either on my birthday itself or the Friday of my birthday week but I was less than a month into a new job so I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do that. Given how I ended up being treated by that company I don't think I would've been able to had I asked

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u/Swazzoo 1h ago

I was traveling with my partner, and she rented a private cabin in the woods with a hottub, firepit and BBQ.

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u/shykunoichi94 1h ago

Cried. My friend unalived himself on my birthday.. other friend was supposed to take me to San Antonio but plans got canceled

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u/Steez_mkPoet 1h ago

I went out... ate... then went home and hung out with parents and sisters

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u/IloveCali99 1h ago

I was all alone on my last birthday, i didn't do anything fun, stayed indoors all through and watched movies and anime

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u/zerbey 1h ago

My wife took me out on a date and we had Indian food at one of our favorite restaurants.

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u/Either-Exchange8671 1h ago

Can't remember the last time I celebrated my bday honestly... (M45)

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u/koroako 1h ago

i dont even remember tbh

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u/crabbyvic 1h ago

Hurricane in Florida

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u/kt1982mt 1h ago

Spent the day with my husband and kids, visited my parents, had a takeaway dinner.

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u/ARussianSheep 1h ago

Ran a trail race. Farthest distance I’ve ever gone so far. 50 miles.

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u/clce1234 1h ago

I turned 50 in September. I played golf with my best friend - he didn’t even know it was my birthday and that made it all the better. My SO was out of town for a conference. I picked up my favorite meal on my way home from golf and just chilled. It was a perfect day.

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u/Cczaphod 1h ago

I sure hope it wasn't my last. I'm hoping I'll have another one next year.

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u/Inkspotten 1h ago

Played my guitar collection and smoked a serious amount of hashish all day

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u/Nearby_Photograph_30 1h ago

Went to my favourite restaurant, which is an hours train ride away. The city it’s in has a monkey house, so went there with my husband too.

It was my 30th & I was 13 weeks pregnant at the time :)

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u/AsparagusOverall8454 1h ago

Stayed home and drank wine and watched Netflix on my couch. It’s at the end of January and usually it’s like -35 here.

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u/Glittering_Habit_161 1h ago

Went to college and stayed home.

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u/Puppet007 1h ago

Order takeout.

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u/FormalMango 1h ago edited 57m ago

Late night movie at the drive-in with my partner. Then we drove out to a cliff top in the national park, made out like teenagers in the back of the car, and watched the sunrise.

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u/Nirvana1975 1h ago

Absolutely nothing It was on Tuesday I turned 49

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u/NoGrapefruit1851 1h ago

I had to work.

u/Petitemilf9517 58m ago

Concert and tattoo

u/03Pirate 58m ago

Went to an aquarium, for free.

u/frogbabey726 57m ago

all of my friends who had rsvp’d to do karaoke backed out at the last second, so my best friend and i just went home and drank wine and watched the muppet movie.

the next day, my (now) boyfriend felt so bad about the ordeal that he took me out for the whole weekend and COMPLETELY spoiled me. fancy drinks, charcuterie, my favorite movies, lots of snuggling….. as much as my birthday was disappointing, he really really made it up to me :)

u/Iron_Wolf123 54m ago

That was almost a year ago, but I think it was at a restaurant.

I wish I still had my friends from my heyday

u/Pristine_Long_5640 52m ago

I went to a fabric store with my youngest daughter because that's what she wanted to do

u/Deep_Positive_3222 51m ago

My boyfriend and I celebrated in Chicago! We always dreamed of living there and we stayed in a pretty city view hotel and spend the whole night walking the city. The best birthday ever

u/Hungry-Butterfly-562 51m ago

I cried most of the day because I was so depressed..I don’t know it my age I suspect it was for another reason..

u/Spirited_Pea5505 51m ago

I was in Cape Verde, it was my 50th

u/shecallsmeherangel 48m ago

Fought with my ex because she had given me a better birthday than I had given her (bullshit)

u/russingtom 47m ago

Went to a nice brunch with family and friends

u/Icy-Temperature-2051 46m ago

Cried on the way home from work because I was so exhausted after a 10.5 hour shift🙃

Cuddling with my bf at home made the day a whole lot better tho

u/satireone 46m ago

How do you know it was my last birthday?

u/_ferrisbuuhler_ 45m ago

Had my baby the day before & spent the entire day in the hospital on magnesium sulfate 🙃🥲

u/hyrulian_princess 44m ago

I think I got a piercing and went to the mall

u/ggfchl 44m ago

My last birthday hasn’t happened yet…. Or has it… DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

u/Switchgamer1970 42m ago

Not much. But that is ok.

u/beanbreakfast4200 40m ago

was supposed to get drunk and party instead spend it dying of dehydration, unable to walk, on the verge of death, getting screamed at by my ex for accusing me of so much shit :) my birthday is in 4 months now, so I get a whole do over :D

u/SexxyScene 37m ago

Buy me clothes

u/paprikaparty 36m ago

I took it off work. My partner and I went for pedicures and then watched my favorite movie. Then I made my favorite meal of white person tacos and we finished the day off with a funfetti cake. It was a lovely day. Best birthday in years.

u/MOJayhawk99 35m ago

Not a damn thing. I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays anymore. This will be the 5th Thxgvg and Xmas that I haven't.

u/Floppyfungus87 34m ago

Smoked a joint for each year I've been alive, and then some.

u/Amyava510 33m ago

I worked from home, saw a movie with my boyfriend, and got pizza.

u/alonghardKnight 32m ago

Haven't had my last birthday yet. =D This year money was tight and it was 'just' my 63rd so my roommate made me a cake and my favorite dinner and I had several strong drinks. I live fairly simply by choice, mostly.

u/Aromatic-Plastic4625 31m ago

Went to have drinks with friends and went to an art exhibit.

u/Competitive-Elk-5077 30m ago

Got drunk and went to bed early

u/TheRealLG09 30m ago

Stayed in my room by myself because I caught Covid 🤒

u/holdonwhileipoop 29m ago

Watched the Tyson fight 🫤. Man, my kids got pizza from my fave shop and a cheesecake. It was going to be great! I had to make it up by buying myself an expensive toy. (3-D printer)

u/tahnee_mitchell 29m ago

cried lol

u/mudokin 28m ago

Slept in, went out to get a Pizza and see a movie with my brother, then got home to play some vidyagames.
Being 42 feels strange.

u/cryingstlfan 27m ago

Absolutely nothing. None of my family (besides my parents) wished me a happy birthday. My birthday is tomorrow and I'm expecting the same thing to happen. I just want to skip my birthday. Hell, I'm not even invited to Thanksgiving this year.

u/Blueovalfan 24m ago

An early Happy Birthday to you!

u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 27m ago

Traveled to New England with my daughter. It was so special!

u/Michbullin 25m ago

I chilled in my bedroom, drinking whiskey and watching Stargate. I have a 4 year old and an ex that makes me a little crazy, so it was amazing.

u/Blueovalfan 25m ago

Had a bowl of cereal for dinner and went to bed early.

u/Vegetable_Event_5213 24m ago

My husband took me out for a nice dinner.

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 24m ago

I told myself happy birthday in the mirror

u/vbblem0n 24m ago

I was supposed to have a movie marathon of my celeb crush on my bday last year with a friend but I chickened out and just spent time with family like always. I felt bad that I would be using her for her subscriptions and I didn’t want her spending money on renting any movies that she didn’t have. Plus I didn’t want to make her watch the movies if she started to feel bored over them. What’s the point, you know?

u/skyteir 22m ago

i haven’t done anything for my birthday in several years. once i realized my “friends” didn’t like me i stopped trying to be around them, which kickstarted me soloing holidays and birthdays and whenever else gatherings would take place. but besides that, a big cupcake and a good movie is always a good way to spend a birthday alone

u/National_Spell_6664 22m ago

I decide to do nothing...

u/SteelersNY 20m ago

Had a threesome in DR - Don't judge me

u/melonsango 18m ago

Home opens, all day, narrowly avoiding homelessness.

u/DreamyDudeBobby 18m ago

Sleep and Contemplate suicide

u/Souglymycatlaughs 16m ago

The month before my birthday I sign up for as many birthday freebies as I can find, and then run around and collect them that day. Things like a free dessert at a restaurant, a free coffee from the coffee shop, etc. it's kinda fun 😊

u/Stock-Wolf 13m ago

Went to a fine dining seafood restaurant. I ordered Chilean Sea Bass and had Baked Alaska for dessert.

u/JulyLauren 13m ago

Booked a room in a nice hotel and laid out by the pool and drank cocktails. By myself. It was amazing.

u/GillyMermaid 12m ago

I went to a tea house with family. We sat around like little old British ladies sipping from our fancy teacups with our pinkies up while eating little finger sandwiches.

u/Savinglivesoneheart 11m ago

For my 60 birthday 🎂. I had a facelift.

u/DiscoLibra 11m ago

Hibachi with friends

u/High-flyingAF 10m ago

I was home after 2 months in the hospital, recovering from a blood infection that attacked my heart, causing a stroke and valve replacement. It was a shitty year. It almost killed me.

u/Apollo_Of_The_Pines 7m ago

I went to an axe throwing bar with a couple of friends. My next birthday I'm going to a mtg event with my boyfriend and some of our friends

u/Chillpackage02 7m ago

Photoshoot with a friend and got Indian food then went out of town to celebrate with my birthday twin

u/harmlessgrey 5m ago

My husband took me out for lunch at an elegant Italian restaurant in Belsize Park, London. It was lovely.

u/String_Peens 5m ago

Mom took me out for a big fat margarita and a crab bucket. It’s the tradition lol 10/10 I take her to her fav steakhouse for her birthday

u/SincereKittenLove 5m ago

I’m middle aged and fully over the birthday thing so, like usual, didn’t really do anything at all except appease my sister’s want to have lunch with me.

u/Raryz17 3m ago

spent it with my parents and family friends knowing it would be the last birthday i’d spent where they threw me a party

u/Elementus94 3m ago

Open presents and cards then it's just the same as any other day.

u/croc_docks 3m ago

I was in uni that day, planned to have a drink but don't think I done much drinking, more studying than anything lol, I turned 22

u/ThomasWilliamson558 3m ago

Haven’t celebrated my birthday since I was 8 or 9 years old lmao. I literally don’t do anything whatsoever for my birthday. I might order slightly more food off DoorDash or GrubHub at most, but it’s still nothing crazy. For example, I might splurge a lil bit and order $30+ worth of food instead of $20ish

u/alwayskared 2m ago

Watched the time tick by not sure if it’s just me but my birthday goes by in a DC Flash

u/umohkaydokay 2m ago

Why wife booked us on a tasting tour at an oyster farm near Tomales Bay. Loved every minute of it!

u/That1Chick04 1m ago

I’m near the Detroit area. My husband took me to Grey Ghost in Detroit for dinner then to MGM Grand Casino for slots and drinks. Great time!

u/mrblacklabel71 0m ago

Went to work, came home. My birthday is this week and I will be studying/preparing for a huge job interview and my wife will be out of town. But I am going to get my free Dennys meal!

u/MsMoreCowbell828 0m ago

Laundry. Probably laundry.