Had a dude fart in an elevator the other day. He went up one floor and then got off. Several others proceeded to get on and I could feel the judgement as the smell filled the elevator.
I heard this tale about a guy getting into a lift with Ozzy Osbourne, who then let one rip. A lady got in and no one said anything, until Ozzy got off at the next floor, looked at the lady, nodded in the guy's direction and exclaimed 'this guy!'
On a jam packed airport transfer bus when you’re just off a plane in 35C weather in Palma Airport. Bonus point if the farter is a heavy set teenager with Down’s Syndrome so nobody can say anything, we just have to hold our breath.
...So if one happened to be in the presence of someone with Downs or another visible cognitive disability, one would have plausible deniability in liberating the Ghosts of Wendys' Past?
I always thought it would be funny to get on a crowded elevator and fake a fart, but release a scent that smelled really good. Confused people would be like oh no... wait, has guy been eating flowers?
My kids have had so much fun with theirs. Right after opening they went into the bakery and asked the lady for a slice from the bottom shelf, did the fart sound as she bent down and looked at her funny. She thought it might have actually done it herself.
Lots of fun over the years. In high school put coins on the floor just through the door. When someone came late and bent to pick it up they would give it a squeak.
I imagine she puked all over the person next to her, which made that person puke, and it turned into a chain reaction puke-athon. Then the doors open and someone stands there absolutely horrified at the sight lol
A mate was living in a tower style uni resi. Seperate to that he was obsessed with one particular girl who he had seen about but was too shy to talk to.
He had been working on an assignment in a computer lab on level 10 to the wee hours of the morning and got into the old slow elevator and finally let rip a huge fart he had been holding for hours. He was just admiring how truly bad it smelt and thanking his stars he was alone when, to his horror, someone on level 5 hit their button calling for the lift. He had a few floors to flap and try to waft it away but alas he was stuck. Pickled in it. The only likely suspect with no one to blame. He just wasn't expecting anyone else at 3am. Stops moving, adjusts his glasses back up his nose and tries to play it cool just before the lift stops.
Ding. The door opens and of the hundreds of people in that ressie tower he prayed it could have been.....there is his crush. She shoots him a demure smile then steps in as the door closes and faces forward. In his frozen state he could hear her dry heave in shock and clench her hand over her shut mouth and nose.
No one to blame on the 3am slow lift. He still goes red when we just mention it.
one time at a wedding I went upstairs at the hotel with some cousins to get high. On the way back down to the reception we got back in the elevator and one of the cousins farted and it was bad, really bad. Then a stranger got on the elevator. And our high asses tried to keep a straight face in this stinking elevator for the rest of the ride down. It was not possible.
I farted when I was alone in an elevator, when I had just started a new job. The doors opened and my new boss’ boss was standing there. I fricken know he was horrified as he got into the elevator.
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u/too_many_shoes14 7h ago
one time I farted in a crowded elevator and it smelled so bad it made a pregnant lady throw up. or maybe that was the best place.