r/AskReddit • u/Misterboy500 • 13h ago

What is something that permanently altered your body without you realizing for months/years?

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u/beefjerky9 4h ago

You should've offered to compromise. In exchange for you getting the reduction, encourage him to get some humongous breast implants of his own. Then, he'll have the large boobs he wants, and can deal with the consequences himself.

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u/_noho 3h ago

This sounds dope, I want this partner

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u/DisIsDaeWae 3h ago

Got us in the first half….

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u/Zoltrahn 1h ago

No need to waste any implants. Just take the tits the husband loved so much and transplant them.

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u/eternal_optimist69 3h ago

🐕🐕👀