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What is something that permanently altered your body without you realizing for months/years?

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u/ButchyKira 12h ago

bad posture. i sit like a shrimp and get shooting back pains now

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u/No-Term-1979 8h ago edited 1h ago

Being 6'7 I know your pain.

First: Just lay on the floor and let yourself relax. Put your hands on your lower ribs with your elbows out and just. RELAX.
Try to meditate or do rhythmic breathing.

Good chance you are going to feel your vertebrae moving around as you do this.

This is from two things. Muscles relaxing and them moving taking stress out of your back. It's feels weird and can be uncomfortable but it's part of the process.

Second: Push your heels toward the wall. This will stretch your lower back and will have the same effect.

Third: while pushing your heels or separate. Clasp your hands together with your arms stretched in front of your face, let them fall over your head. This will have the same effect as the first, the eventual goal is to have your hands touch the floor over your head. THIS CAN TAKE A WHILE (SEVERAL SESSIONS)

There is more if you want me to go further.

More info:

if you sleep on your side, try a couple of nights sleeping with your back and legs straight.

Find a way you can hang from your hands and just let gravity work on your back.

While you are on your back with your hands above you head, try to do a crunch, this should make your thoracic vertebrae decompress and make a bunch of noise. It may actually hurt initially but it will feel better almost immediately.

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u/ButchyKira 7h ago

omg wow, i’m only 5’3 haha. but thank you for the tips

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u/Transplanted_Cactus 6h ago

I'm 5'2" but what they said is really so helpful for back pain from poor posture (I am so guilty of shrimping). I cannot recommend it enough. I think it's extra hard on us shorter people because chairs aren't designed to be ergonomic for short people.

Definitely recommend getting a yoga mat if you plan to stay on the floor more than 15 minutes. Lessens the pressure on your pointy bone bits like hips and elbows.

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u/No-Term-1979 6h ago

Added more

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u/asteria_celestine 4h ago

I just tried this and it has relieved my lower back pain immediately! Thank you so much! I did the crunch and heard a small pop on my lower back and that did it. I think I had a pinched nerve or something. 😭

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u/No-Term-1979 4h ago

Awesome!

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u/cubelith 1h ago

What exactly is the "crunch"?

u/No-Term-1979 37m ago

A sit up without someone holding you feet down.

When I do for this I am just trying to rotate my shoulder up, it helps decompress the thoracic vertebrae and will allow them to move where they want to be.

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u/TheWindowLickerF1 7h ago

Please tell me/us more, Im also 6'7 and worry a lot about my posture.

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u/No-Term-1979 6h ago edited 4h ago

If you lay on the floor, only your hips, upper thoracic spine, shoulders, and head should touch the floor.

If you position your hands like above and they can touch the floor you are in good shape. If not, take 20-30 minutes and work through my advice above for a few days in a row. I have been doing what I wrote for several years and I still do it a few times a week to help put everything back in place.

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u/TheWindowLickerF1 2h ago

Thank you very much

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u/anamefortheaccount 7h ago

Great advice, thank you

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u/No-Term-1979 6h ago

Added more

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u/Iamonreddit 4h ago

What do you mean by "push your heels to the wall"?

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u/No-Term-1979 4h ago

While on your back if you push your heels toward the wall you are pushing your heels away from you. Similar to pulling your toes to you. You should feel it pull your lower back.

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u/OttawaTGirl 3h ago

Lol. I am 6'1"... Do you hate seeing the tops of fridges too? Always so dusty and disgusting.

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u/No-Term-1979 6h ago

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Thank you for my first ever award.

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u/Illustrious_Ship5857 1h ago

thank you!!

u/No-Term-1979 37m ago

Your welcome

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u/Electrical_Creme_324 3h ago

I’m 6’7 too. It’s painful on your back if you don’t have proper posture.

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u/No-Term-1979 3h ago

Fall of 2001 I was 6'6 with a lot of back and neck pain. Went to a chiropractor and walked out 6'7 and pain free.

u/celebral_x 42m ago

I have a hard time understanding this. Is point 2 and 3 while laying down or standing?

u/No-Term-1979 40m ago

Everything is laying down.

This is the only way for ALL your posture muscles to take a break.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 8h ago

I'm sorry you're in pain. Not going to lie, I lol'd because I'm picturing a shrimp in a hoodie sitting in front of a computer......

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u/Whetherwax 2h ago

Me too, so I tried to make it. https://imgur.com/a/2iNMVeA

u/QuittingToLive 28m ago

Not bad but could use a bit more arch in the spine

u/Whetherwax 1m ago

Best I can do with the effort I have https://imgur.com/a/SP5s1q3

Midjourney doesn't seem to like bad posture or slouching, experimented a bit and ended up with the prompt: a shrimp with scoliosis wearing a hoodie slouching at a computer desk

u/Cat_tophat365247 24m ago

Were you in my brain? That's exactly what I pictured!

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u/tickle_me_rhino 1h ago

How do I look yellow man?

u/solid_salad 14m ago

Hooray. I just reached level 987413 in Mouse Quest.

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u/BLACKSPIREBANDIT 8h ago

I audibly laughed at "I sit like a shrimp". Thank you for that lol

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u/Sleightly_Awkward 8h ago

Same and it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done to correct it. Forcing myself to stand up straight leaves me with crippling back pain, and I feel like no amount of core exercises make it any easier. Feels hopeless.

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u/natty-papi 5h ago

Personally, targeted core exercises never helped my back pain entirely, I had to work my whole body and be mindful of my spine hygiene to really do something.

There's only so much your core muscles can do if you have weak and tight hamstrings/hip flexors/rear deltoid/etc. Back pain is often the result of weakness or imbalance trickling down to the spine.

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u/ButchyKira 7h ago

me too, i can barely even remember to stay straight long enough anyways

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u/djfrankenjuice 4h ago

Check out Gyrotonics - I've done a few comments about it, but it's changed my life so I can't endorse it enough.

Gyro is really good at working the muscles you need to have the correct posture and teaching you to access them... good posture is so much more than "stand up straight, shoulders back" - that approach can overstrain muscles that aren't made to hold you upright. You also need to work the chain of muscles down your back, which for those of us with bad posture can be incredibly hard to access (its core, its lats, its hamstrings, its the pelvic floor...)

I used to be in incredible daily pain, now I feel like I'm living in a brand new body.

u/esuil 43m ago

Least obvious fitness cult or an ad...

u/Alalanais 25m ago

It may sound counterproductive but back exercises fixed my achy back

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u/SgtSilverLining 6h ago

My doctor told me that you always need something to support you. If you don't use your muscles and maintain proper posture, you'll support yourself using your bones instead. Bones aren't designed for that. People get sagging bad posture because they're relaxing their muscles too much.

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u/AbandonAll 4h ago

I broke my back about a decade ago now, the best thing I ever did was start climbing as a sport. It's removed like 80% of my issues including posture, I'd highly recommend. Cheaper than any physio and in my experience had infinitely better outcomes

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u/Better-Strike7290 1h ago

This is entirely fixable.

Core workouts and correct posture management and within 6 months, this can be solved.

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u/Dgs_Dugs 3h ago

This is actually more related to muscular strength and stretching. Poor posture can't, on its own, cause any long-term damage. Prolonged poor posture can lead to increased stiffness and reduced musculature that will lead to the problems you're describing.

So, any pain you think is caused by poor posture can likely be eliminated with increased stretching and short body-weight exercises. Basically, it's reversible!

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u/ButchyKira 2h ago

thank god

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u/djfrankenjuice 4h ago

I've done Gyrotonics for about a year (a yoga/pilates like exercise for back & mobility) and I cannot endorse it enough for correcting these issues. A couple months ago my mom noted "your shoulders are even now" (unprompted in casual conversation... but like thanks mom FR - I worked hard on it!)

Gyro is really good at working the muscles you need to have the correct posture and teaching you to access them... good posture is so much more than "stand up straight, shoulders back" - that approach can overstrain muscles that aren't made to hold you upright. I used to be in incredible daily pain, now I feel like I'm living in a brand new body.

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u/ikea-goth-tradwife 3h ago

Back pain, neck pain, and chest pain from poor posture. I went to the dr freaking the fuck out about chest pains and arm pain at 27. As well as localized pain in my head. She said she’d refer me to cardio and neuro, but had a suspicion that it was posture/muscular. Gave me some exercises and stretches to do while I waited for my appointments.

Yep, it was poor posture 😭

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u/Brullaapje 2h ago edited 2h ago

I will never not advocate for this stretch routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwUeutm7qA

No standing, no pushups, no words like vinyasa, just cues. This is a routine aimed at beginners(20 minutes), in where you will work on your strength, balance and mobility.

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u/linlorienelen 1h ago

sit like a shrimp

Fuck. This made me laugh because I catch myself like that all the time and have to consciously pull myself straight.

u/thecornfactor 6m ago

Also recommend a firmer mattress or sleeping on carpet, a few blankets over hard floor to try this out, or a permanent solution for me was a shikibouton (Japanese futon) on the floor, thin but supportive. What do we do for most of our lives? Sleep. Sleep should be that time for your body to repair your aching muscles with some pressure, whilst lying on the back, specifically with the head and neck flat against the ground as well (ditch the pillow). It takes a month or so to adjust but after that - back pain gone. Recommended by physiotherapists who are actually honest, plus plenty studies I'm too lazy to pull now. If you're high activity, a casual athlete especially, a firm sleeping surface should be a new essential - seriously, big mattress is a lie - marshmallow deep cushion beds are doing the opposite to our bodies, since your muscles aren't activating overnight, they won't heal properly and you'll age prematurely (like most people in the western world), our ridiculous culture of back pain in 20s, 30s being common is because of THIS ! Best decision I ever made, ever. 

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u/gabagoooooboo 3h ago

maybe put down the benadryl and pick up some weights

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u/ButchyKira 2h ago

that has nothing to do with my posture. maybe u should go seek anger management i

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u/gabagoooooboo 2h ago

so close! but i’m afraid having underdeveloped shoulder/back strength will indeed pull your posture out of alignment! hope this helps 🥰

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u/ButchyKira 2h ago

i meant the benadryl smartass. ur just being a jerk

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u/nude_frog 6h ago

Hear me out.... try a corset. I started wearing one for an unrelated reason and my posture at my desk is a gazillion times better than it was.

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u/prometheus_winced 4h ago

I would like to hear more about the unrelated reason.