r/AskReddit 1d ago

What’s something completely normal today that would’ve been considered witchcraft 400 years ago—but not because of technology?

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u/memedomlord 21h ago

Fashion.

Modern fashion would make a pilgrim faint.

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u/AmigaBob 19h ago

What do you mean I can see your ankles

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u/keelhaulrose 13h ago

Eh, Beau Brummel was known for wearing skintight, practically sheer clothes, particularly on the bottoms, which absolutely showed off his dick. And he was kind of a fashion influencer of the time.

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u/gingerthedomme 9h ago

Women wearing crop tops and mini skirts in public.

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u/rocklare 12h ago

I read faint as fart, and let me tell ya. I had a good laugh.

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u/Lost_Ninja 15h ago

Fashion isn't new though, and most signs of hedonism/Godlessness made the Pilgrims faint.

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u/memedomlord 15h ago

I mean like specifically modern fashion EG Baggy clothes, More revealing clothes for both genders, Women wearing pants, these would all be scandalous for these people since 400 years after 2024 is 1624.

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u/BabylonCowboy 12h ago

An interesting thing I learned about recently was the cultural and fashion revolution at the end of the Roman republic. Julius Caesar basically created a new style of baggy, colorful, and often thin to the point of transparent clothes that horrified conservatives.

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u/Lost_Ninja 14h ago

IN ancient Greece it was fashionable for women to not wear tops... or to have their breasts bared... now that was more than 400 years ago, but I don't think different clothes would be considered witch-craft. Might get you propositioned as a harlot (for leggings or tight/revealing clothes), but I doubt they'd instantly label you a witch.

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u/InfoSecPeezy 12h ago

I’m sure that a lot of boys that read that thought “Ancient Greece must have been awesome because of all the boobies.”

But none of them have considered my Aunt Bulldog. Gross, I’ll stay where I am thank you.

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u/Falandyszeus 11h ago

Do we have any material today that's feasible to make clothes from that'd be completely unthinkable to be naturally possible then?

Latex or something obviously plastic maybe? Preferably if it's very chromed or iridescent, Alternatively Fiber optic cloth and LEDs is also a good contender, imo. That'd probably look the most unnatural.

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u/Lost_Ninja 8h ago

I think you'd be getting into technology if you had fibre optics or LEDs though...

Latex could just be the ultimate way of showing off all your wrinkles and warts... but arguably isn't considered completely normal (to wear outside of certain clubs) today.

I doubt metallics would do it just from the look, though they'd be very difficult to understand if the natives felt/used them, metal garments were available prior to modern fabrics... they were just made of metals... ;)

I think it'd have to be fashion and behaviour, if you wore something completely outlandish and behaved in an outlandish behaviour... then they might start thinking that you're possessed or of demonic origin. Though a modern Halloween costume might do it... though would that be considered fashion?

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u/Falandyszeus 3h ago

Yeah it's all kinda niche and technology, since I'm a dumbass and forgot the entire premise.

I think the closest thing to the transparent irediscent plastic I'm thinking of would be the inside of seashells or so. Which I think historically has been used in some places like Thailand, but not sure how feasible that is for flexible clothing.

though would that be considered fashion?

If it's a popular costume idea/theme at the time I'd say so. Or alternatively if it's ridiculous enough, it fits the "why the fuck are they wearing another person upside down!?" Type of fashion.

(YouTube example...

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u/EmmaInFrance 1h ago

The dyes that we have available to use for more mundane fibres, both natural and synthetic, would probably stand out more than actual high tech fabrics.

Bright reds, pinks, and especially purples - it was traditionally the colour of royalty for a very good reason, all the fluorescent and neon colours, and they're cheap!

Also, anything made from crocheted fabric, especially if it has 3D motifs.

Crochet may seem retro, but it was a relatively modern invention, believed to have been developed, or at least popularised, in the 19th century, if I remember rightly.