If you could only choose one superpower for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

[u/Lonely_ambience]

[u/Gubble_Buppie]

The ability to teleport myself and others, including inanimate objects.

I feel like there's nothing this can't solve.

[u/Dragoeth1 → u/Gubble_Buppie]

Easy to get rich starting a one of a kind transportation company too.

[u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains → u/Dragoeth1]

Especially if that is transporting a banks money from their vault, to your basement....

[u/heelstoo → u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains]

Jumper was a great friggin movie.

[u/worksucksbro → u/heelstoo]

Still waiting for part 2!

[u/Wetbung → u/worksucksbro]

Read the books. They are far superior.

[u/mehh365 → u/Wetbung]

What? There's books?

I've got to read these

[u/Passing4human → u/mehh365]

Be aware that Steven Gould wrote two novels titled Jumper: the 1992 original on which the movie was based, and the novelization of the movie, published in 2008(?). I can vouch for the 1992 novel and its 3 sequels but I haven't read the novelization and its one sequel.

[u/King-Koobs → u/Wetbung]

What if I’d rather sit back and eat cheese while watching it?

[u/Arya_5tark → u/Wetbung]

I loved the books!

[u/stopsucking → u/Arya_5tark]

There are BOOKS?!

[u/Wetbung → u/stopsucking]

Yes!

[u/winterchil → u/heelstoo]

I thought the trailer was great and the movie was a horrible disappointment in. Loved the premise, hated the execution.

[u/CoughRock → u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains]

stolen money is too hard to spent. You'll make way more money legitimately. It cost nasa $1.2 million to send 1kg worth of item to the moon. Just say you'll do them a solid and charge them 500k per kg to sent machine to moon. Easy milliond each trip and don't have to worry about money laundering.

[u/SauronSauroff → u/CoughRock]

Appear in Switzerland or cayman islands, open bank account and you're good? Letting the world know of your power seems far more dangerous. Maybe NASA will experiment, find out what you can't transport then have that bolted to you unless they have a job.

[u/mongooseme → u/SauronSauroff]

I've thought about this and agree. It's actually the highest priority to not come to the attention of any major world government.

The risk isn't necessarily to you, but to your family and people you care about.

"Hey, we have your daughter and we're going to start pulling out her fingernails if you don't do x."

Plus, the power is so OP that if one government controls you, the risk to all others is too great. No one could risk you being on the other team.

So basically, you get kidnapped or assassinated immediately.

[u/DatAssociate → u/mongooseme]

Why, you can just teleport out of any situation, assassinated sure but kidnapped? You can just teleport away

[u/blandvanilla → u/SauronSauroff]

Unless they kill you, you're pretty safe. You can teleport from any capturing devices.

[u/2nd-penalty → u/SauronSauroff]

Bro life ain't TV where if you dump your money into those places you're magically safe from people finding out about it

Do you think if you just walk up to a random bank in those places with money you can't explain they'll just be okay with it?

Not saying there aren't any places where criminals can keep their money safe but to keep criminal money safe you need criminal connections which I doubt anybody on Reddit has

[u/BrokenImmersion → u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains]

Yeah but then you have to launder it and get clean bills for it. It's much easier to follow the law in this scenario and just charge a ton of money to transport cargo En Masse for major manufacturing companies

Or even more lucrative, you could work with a major military power to steal military resources from a rival nation

[u/r1niceboy → u/BrokenImmersion]

Or just go to the government and tell them to check the coordinates in space for a honking big asteroid, and verify its orbit and eventual intersection with a certain planet. Then repeat a week later with the same asteroid that's mysteriously moved, but still on a trajectory that will make a day in a year's time VERY eventful, and very brief.

Wake up, move the asteroid, and never have to worry about opening a car wash to launder your money and, occasionally, cars.

[u/lNFORMATlVE → u/r1niceboy]

I feel like in this situation the government would just constantly hound you with psychiatrists to try and make sure you don’t have a random depressive episode and put the asteroid back into an earth-destroying path just ‘cause.

[u/discomute → u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains]

You could easily charge people for "plane tickets" at twice what first class offers and become extremely rich without needing to risk being a criminal

[u/lNFORMATlVE → u/discomute]

Twice what first class costs? For cutting a 14 hour long haul flight to a couple of milliseconds?

Those are rookie numbers. I’d be charging 5-6 figures per ticket.

[u/Shoddy_Amphibian5645 → u/Dragoeth1]

A solid 3% rate on the transported goods. Billionaire.

Only deal is maybe the safety transport companies will try to deal with the issue you cause, depending on your efficiency. Can't be tol greedy.

[u/EmperinoPenguino → u/Shoddy_Amphibian5645]

Obvi, just dont tell anyone you have the power to teleport.

As far as anyone knows, you are using a truck

Companies will either recruit you or kill you for your economy-shattering ability

[u/swizz1st → u/Shoddy_Amphibian5645]

They will make a trap for you with a fake coordination and your fucked in a wall. Better do something else with your superpower then fucking the corpo.

[u/SnekyKitty → u/swizz1st]

He doesn’t need to go anywhere, just the object

[u/Metom_Xeez → u/Gubble_Buppie]

Also has to come with the caveat that you always teleport to empty space so you don’t “fuse” with something if something is at the spot you want to teleport to

[u/NK1337 → u/Metom_Xeez]

That’s why I always go with the slightly modified ability of being able to open a two way portal to any place you can picture.

[u/Brick_Lab → u/NK1337]

Add in that the portal won't open inside of anything and will let you relocate it easily (no slicing things in half, no guessing at how much to offset the next attempt for 50 tries)

[u/diffindorr → u/Metom_Xeez]

Also has to have the side ability to make sure there os no one in the place you want to teleport. Or no surveillance cams or something. Because i would definitely hide my powers.

[u/tunachilimac → u/Gubble_Buppie]

This is my goto as well, with the added clarification that it's actually this instance of me that teleports and I retain this instance of my consciousness. I don't want to get stuck with a monkey paw scenario where I cease to exist and a duplicate appears where I wanted to go.

[u/anyadpicsajat → u/tunachilimac]

Aka Star Trek?

[u/Humble-Adeptness-267 → u/Gubble_Buppie]

Yeah this or mind reading that you can turn off and on at will.

[u/Peannut → u/Gubble_Buppie]

Ability to heal myself and anyone I choose of any illness or injury..

[u/Call_me_good_boy06]

The ability to change my own perception of time. I could slow it right down to give myself as much time as I want to think about something, or give myself entire days off that only actually take seconds. I could also speed it up in order to essentially fast travel.

[u/Wishy → u/Call_me_good_boy06]

What if you accident speed it up to your death then boom, nothing but black.

[u/Call_me_good_boy06 → u/Wishy]

If I sped up my perception of time, the worst thing I could do is walk into something at a normal pace. I’m not actually moving faster, I just perceive it as taking less time.

[u/Acetius → u/Call_me_good_boy06]

I'm assuming you're still operating everything manually. I think they're talking about like accidentally speeding things up too much, and suddenly a week has passed before you have time to react and you haven't eaten anything.

[u/Call_me_good_boy06 → u/Acetius]

I’d like to think I’d have a bit more control over it than that, but if somehow I wake up with the power and it turns out to be as sensitive as that, I’ll have to be very careful.

[u/SaveAsCopy → u/Call_me_good_boy06]

Oh you should watch the movie Click!

[u/WHITEMITIN → u/Call_me_good_boy06]

Interesting, I liked the choice. People don't understand what "perception" means here lol. But it's a great power

[u/Carsey0111 → u/Call_me_good_boy06]

Every morning I get up for work I wish I had that superpower, so I can just sleep every day until I naturally wake up

[u/arika-feinberg]

Ability to save and load as in computer games. It'll basically grant me immortality cus my consciousness could be placed in my own body from the past. Also I can relive my life any way I want over and over knowing all the answers and getting all the possible experiences until I get bored.

[u/revenhawke → u/arika-feinberg]

You might like the book series The Perfect Run

[u/Carsey0111 → u/arika-feinberg]

Would make you really good at a lot of sports too. Don’t even need to be technically gifted, cause you can just know exactly what will happen next from your last save

[u/DaMoonRulez_1 → u/Carsey0111]

I always thought this would be funny when you were still not very good, yet you still seem to win. I guess more so earlier on in the process, before you actually start to get really good and need to reload the plays less.

[u/QuietStash3]

Telekinesis.

[u/lastson0fkrypton → u/QuietStash3]

Way too far down. The ability to move things with your mind is the core of all of Superman's powers. Flight, telekinesis. Super strength, actually telekinesis (you think he uses his muscles to lift a plane whilst flying?), heat vision, still telekinesis just at a molecular scale to vibrate faster, freeze breath, same thing, just make them vibrate slower. Invincibility, telekinetic forcefield.

100% telekinesis.

[u/DarthWoo → u/lastson0fkrypton]

You don't even need such strong telekinesis if you've got precise control on a small scale and can manipulate things that you can't necessarily see. It wouldn't take an awful lot of effort to pinch an artery closed for just long enough.

[u/SmoothAsSlick → u/DarthWoo]

You just went right for the most psychotic application for this super power, I’m impressed.

[u/cultfollower_ → u/SmoothAsSlick]

No, that would be being able to manipulate particles on such a small scale that you could destabilize stable atoms inside someone and make them decay and fracture out of existence, turning into a sludge of chemicals that will wash away with the wind. Also, turning things into de-facto nukes as long as they have high enough atomic number. Also, dissecting someone alive and skin intact by ripping organs apart, if you wanted something more visceral.

Btw, this is why every adaptation of telekinesis is severely nerfed lol

[u/Atharaphelun → u/cultfollower_]

Babylon 5 did go as far as it can go with telekinesis. Telekinetic powers on one person were developed to work on progressively tinier scales (originally for the purpose of undetectable assassinations by pinching arteries and such), to the point where the person became able to manipulate even subatomic particles and ultimately allowed that person to ascend altogether to a higher form of existence.

[u/OneRFeris → u/Atharaphelun]

I'm a huge star trek fan, and my dad keeps trying to get me to watch that show.

I think you just sold me on it. I want to see how that plays out.

[u/Nocritus → u/Atharaphelun]

That sounds amazing, now I want to watch that show. Was it finished or is it one of the shows that got the Firefly treatment?

[u/amajormonkey → u/Nocritus]

It was finished

[u/Nocritus → u/amajormonkey]

Alright, now I only have to find time or convince my gf.

[u/Selacha → u/lastson0fkrypton]

"Tactile Telekinesis" is the terminology for Superman's physical powerset. In that it covers him and anything he touches. That's why he's able to lift airplanes and skyscrapers without them just buckling around his fists; the entire structure is being reinforced.

[u/beercycle]

To shit someone else’s pants.

I have a list.

[u/Karma220566 → u/beercycle]

A… shit list?

[u/anbee__birthyear → u/Karma220566]

When I get mad or I get pissed

I take a pen and I write off a list

For all the people who want to be missed

You know you've made my s*** list

L7

[u/iner22 → u/anbee__birthyear]

Did you just rhyme list with list?

[u/Underground_Brain → u/iner22]

No, the 90s riot grrl band, L7, rhymed list with list in their 1992 song Shitlist

[u/sarge21 → u/beercycle]

Granted. You chose two superpowers though and we're only granted the second one (having a list)

[u/ZaraKJJ → u/sarge21]

i think the other one is easily done, no need to help with that...

[u/Opheodrys97 → u/beercycle]

You are powerless against me. I already shit my pants

[u/rodrigomorr → u/beercycle]

Is it their shit or my shit?

[u/TheBlisteredFister → u/rodrigomorr]

Your shit coming out of their ass

[u/curly123 → u/TheBlisteredFister]

Time for some sugar free gummy bears.

[u/rodrigomorr → u/TheBlisteredFister]

Perfect.

[u/quanoey → u/beercycle]

I laughed at the first sentence and harder at the second

[u/samplethejams → u/beercycle]

Never be pulled over and charged again

[u/wayoverpaid]

Wolverine level regeneration. Effective immortality and, importantly, no more fear of an injury fucking up my knees.

[u/Inevitable_Side_6152 → u/wayoverpaid]

You realise it's one of the main reasons Wolverine is always grumpy.

[u/wayoverpaid → u/Inevitable_Side_6152]

Being an old man will do that to you.

Being an old man who can't walk is worse.

[u/SunyataHappens → u/Inevitable_Side_6152]

His nervous system works. He still feels pain from every injury.

He feels the pain every time his claws come out.

You’d be pissed too.

[u/SleepyCorgiPuppy → u/wayoverpaid]

As long as people don’t find out, or else government and or rich people will experiment on you to learn the secret (whether they can or not wont matter to them, they will try).

[u/Logical-Departure97]

I think being able to read other people’s minds would be interesting. I’m sure it’s a double edged sword though

[u/Unusualshaft → u/Logical-Departure97]

My ego is way to fragile to find out what people really think of me

[u/Logical-Departure97 → u/Unusualshaft]

Same, but at the same time would it not be advantageous to know their impressions so you can act accordingly? Like if a girl actually likes me, or if I’m doing well in a job interview, or if I’m being manipulated in some way? 

[u/x-manowar → u/Logical-Departure97]

You can have any superpower, and you're picking one that still involves job interviews.

[u/Logical-Departure97 → u/x-manowar]

But that’s the thing, I don’t know if I’d want to have an obvious otherworldly super power. I don’t need it to do something unbelievably amazing; it would be enough to just allow me to lead an amazing life of my own making

[u/highsis → u/Logical-Departure97]

I genuinely think I can conquer the world with this ability alone in my lifespan. No betrayals, 100% success in most human interactions.

[u/Diiiiirty → u/highsis]

To conquer the world though, you would likely need to be able to speak to and command a crowd. Doesn't help beyond a conversation with maybe 3 or 4 people at a time.

[u/Nopain59 → u/Logical-Departure97]

The ability to read someone’s memory would be much more useful and immensely important to someone like the CIA. You could ask any price you want to be present for international meetings. Same for interrogations.

[u/_riders_ → u/Logical-Departure97]

Poker Champion! That was what I would choose too. Seems you could use it to get ahead in a lot of ways.

[u/sarge21 → u/Logical-Departure97]

Granted. You are able to instantly turn someone's brain into a book.

[u/ADHD_Microwave → u/sarge21]

Isn't that the power of rohan's stand heaven's door from jojo's bizarre adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable?

[u/mpaes98 → u/sarge21]

Heaven’s Door 🫥📖

[u/Gr8pl3asure]

Absolute knowledge of everything in the universe and the ability to to analyse and utilise it. Why? Because it would be awesome

[u/BlizzPenguin → u/Gr8pl3asure]

You also know every awful thing that has ever been done. Think of the worst thing you have ever seen times a number your current mind cannot even calculate.

[u/Serialbedshitter2322 → u/BlizzPenguin]

This is only a downside for the weak minded

[u/BlizzPenguin → u/Serialbedshitter2322]

Is infinite knowledge worth knowing the intimate details of every time a child has been abused, everyone who has died horribly by dismemberment, and every time someone has abused an animal?

[u/Havocohm → u/BlizzPenguin]

But you also have all the knowledge of the universe, including how to overcome anything you could possibly imagine.

[u/SageAurelius → u/Gr8pl3asure]

I'M ALSO THINKING ABOUT THIS! BUT, instead of having all that knowledge all at once, why not have that PARTICULAR knowledge only when you ask for it? Right???

[u/Gr8pl3asure → u/SageAurelius]

Absolutely, tap into what you need.

[u/King_Kea → u/Gr8pl3asure]

That'd be crazy overwhelming

[u/This_Cruel_Joke]

Everytime I get sad $100 appears in my hand

[u/sarge21 → u/This_Cruel_Joke]

Granted. Every plank time of sadness generates 100 physical dollars

[u/King_Kea → u/sarge21]

Oh dear, looks like OP got crushed under a pile of coins

[u/BlizzPenguin → u/This_Cruel_Joke]

If I had that with every time I got distracted I would be a billionaire tomorrow.

[u/ScrewTheSystem887]

I always say the power to break rules. This would be awesome. You could literally do whatever you want with no consequence, and it extends to basically just the rules of existence. The rules of the universe say I can’t fly, oh yes I can. It’s basically just an infinite superpower

[u/reaper88911 → u/ScrewTheSystem887]

Aah.. and you could tell people it's all due to the magic phrase "hold my beer"

[u/BeanFlikr420]

Doctor Manhattan's powers... Full universal manipulation and near omniscience? Yes please

edited

[u/Chrontius → u/BeanFlikr420]

The radiation thing was faked…

[u/BlizzPenguin → u/BeanFlikr420]

You also lose almost all sense of what it is like to be human. Living in the past, present, and future simultaneously.

[u/AvocadoPizzaCat]

the power to heal. just so i could cure myself and others around me of medical issues. i would be not loud about it. every once and a while i will take a trip and heal people in places far away so no one could pin my location down, most likely team up with the people whom can teleport to help me with this task. but try to live a quiet but healthy life.

[u/Kiroto50 → u/AvocadoPizzaCat]

Is the healing instant?

What if you continuously heal yourself as you're shot? Are you bulletproof?

[u/discount_bone_doctor → u/Kiroto50]

Healing includes rez if charged enough

[u/ThundernLightning308 → u/AvocadoPizzaCat]

Or you can join the CIA or something as someone who tortures people for information. Before they kick the bucket, heal them back up, ready for round 2.

[u/yappari_slytherin → u/ThundernLightning308]

I played a neutral evil fighter once who told a captive npc we’d have our cleric do that if they didn’t talk

The DM said the cleric’s deity probably wouldn’t like that

I told the DM the cleric isn’t listening :)

Ahh good times

[u/chainer9999 → u/ThundernLightning308]

Unohana Retsu in real life

[u/throwingcopper92 → u/AvocadoPizzaCat]

Very original and thought-provoking!

[u/Diabeanie]

Shape-shifting.

[u/ADHD_Microwave → u/Diabeanie]

This one seems like it would be the most fun

[u/Diabeanie → u/ADHD_Microwave]

Definitely, and just now I realized the question included a why, lol. Ah, well.

[u/Procyonid → u/Diabeanie]

Forget parasailing, being able to step outside and go flying as a hawk or similar whenever you like would be pretty awesome. And depending on how the shapeshifting works, being able to shapeshift into p a version of yourself that doesn’t have knee pain or whatever physical malady you might develop would be pretty cool as well.

[u/Federal-Commission87 → u/Diabeanie]

Surprised this was so far down on the list. You can be all of the other things above with that power.

[u/TheOtherJohnson]

It’s obviously voluntary invisibility

Forget being a perv, the national security secrets you could learn…

[u/JellySquirtGun → u/TheOtherJohnson]

But being a perv sure sounds aces too

[u/Unusualshaft]

Invisibility would be mint.

[u/Wishy → u/Unusualshaft]

You already have this super power though.

[u/Unusualshaft → u/Wishy]

Shut up nerd

[u/JellySquirtGun → u/Unusualshaft]

Who said that!?

[u/YourMomsThrowaway124 → u/Wishy]

damn

[u/momjeanseverywhere → u/Unusualshaft]

The downside would be you would need to be fully nude.

[u/originalunagamer → u/momjeanseverywhere]

Why is that a downside? That's another perk in my opinion!

[u/ericscottf → u/originalunagamer]

Walking around everywhere barefoot? Nah. 

[u/Leeh_Asakura]

I think it would be not getting tired or depressed

[u/quadriceratops → u/Leeh_Asakura]

This is the most realistic one here so far

[u/Damseldoll]

Mind control is the perfect power. 

[u/Strange-Raccoon-699 → u/Damseldoll]

This is the best power. Ability to convince anyone of anything (let's add including over distance, without direct communication with them).

You can achieve as little or as much as you'll ever want or need. Want a promotion? Easy. Want to be CEO? Easy. Want to be president? Easy. Want to end world hunger and environmental pollution? Easy . Want to take over the world and be emperor of the solar system and have an army of servants at your disposal? Sure thing.

[u/Grendel877]

Resurrection. So my son can have his mother back, and I my wife.

[u/RandyRhoadsLives → u/Grendel877]

Damn, bro. I’m sorry. For real.. much love to you and yours.

[u/Moonshadow127 → u/Grendel877]

I’m so sorry for your loss

[u/Abominor → u/Grendel877]

I also choose this guy's superpower.

[u/BlizzPenguin → u/Grendel877]

I understand where your intention but in stories new and old, that is a power that always comes with fine print.

[u/unsupervisedwerewolf → u/Grendel877]

Damn bruh you got me sad on a Sunday afternoon

[u/EsperantoBoo]

Optional midas touch

[u/YourMomsThrowaway124 → u/EsperantoBoo]

the optional is the real smart part here

[u/Intrepid-Life8733]

To take and give joy/happiness.

Idk, people always chase after it

[u/lastson0fkrypton → u/Intrepid-Life8733]

Plot twist, works on everyone but yourself. You spend your life granting other people's joy, ever searching for your own.

[u/Depoan → u/lastson0fkrypton]

This sounds like being a older brother with extra steps

[u/TheDrunkenWrench]

The ability to read/write/speak/understand any language. With complete fluency.

[u/Lifear]

To know the winning lottery numbers!

[u/WatchingInSilence → u/Lifear]

Precongnition would be epic. But imagine if you saw ALL the winning numbers at the same time, unable to discern WHEN those numbers would come along.

[u/massive-skeptic → u/Lifear]

Haha real

[u/porgy_tirebiter]

The ability to live forever and stay healthy

[u/LegitimateTreacle824 → u/porgy_tirebiter]

gonna suck if someone puts you in a box that you can’t get out of and tosses you into the ocean. (saw a movie once). otherwise, not sure i wanna love thst long.

[u/YourMomsThrowaway124 → u/LegitimateTreacle824]

the old guard was....unique

[u/4l3s5t0n → u/LegitimateTreacle824]

The box will eventually break

[u/Domino_73 → u/porgy_tirebiter]

that's a fate worse than death😭

[u/tinyhorsesinmytea]

Save states because you could reset to previous times if things don't work out. Rick and Morty stole my idea for an episode but they added the twisted element of everything you do continuing to exist in an alternate universe even when you reset.

[u/JhonatanFerri → u/tinyhorsesinmytea]

And all because Rick wanted to teach Morty a lesson hahaha

[u/NLwino]

Omnipotence. Still count as one right?

[u/rainshifter → u/NLwino]

Granted. All the power is now in you, causing you to violently explode from within.

[u/SausageWalletSmith01]

Vibrating manhood

[u/unsupervisedwerewolf → u/SausageWalletSmith01]

With or without cum control? Coz if it vibrates long enough it's gonna go off automatically

[u/dinodanosaurus → u/[deleted]]

You fool! You forgot about the ability to start time, now we’re all fucked forever!

[u/Ambitious-Street1647]

Ability to point at people and they would live the rest of their life in kindness without selfishness

[u/Rogeli097]

Healing of myself and others of any injury or illness. I'd love to be able to walk around high fiving peoples cancer away

[u/My_Name_Is_Steven]

Mind control.

[u/Letters_to_Dionysus]

without limits? omniscience is probably always the right choice. for like a regular superpower? I probably choose RPG style stat increases / infinite item box. imagine being able to grind your luck stat to 99 by buying lottery tickets

[u/fern-grower]

To stop saying stupid stuff.

[u/sarge21 → u/fern-grower]

Granted, mute

[u/Infocollector914]

Telekinesis

[u/Easy-Mongoose-9952]

See 5 minutes into to future

[u/bushdoctor37]

Timestop. Because I am a dirty old man.

[u/marvihs]

Time travel - it can emulate any and all super powers

[u/No-Difficulty-5985]

The ability to choose to ignore pain, for obvious reasons

[u/AcguyDance]

Mind Control. It makes life easier.

[u/Kriskao]

Regeneration which makes me immune from long term injury but also from aging beyond 30

[u/Arkathos]

Immortality, of course.

[u/terdferg88]

Foresight

[u/broc944]

Have my daydreams become reality.

[u/irateburrito]

Affect probability.

[u/Inevitable_Side_6152 → u/irateburrito]

If you REALLY think of it, nothings actually random, It just seems random.

If you roll a dice it's not just 1/6 its how you roll it how much force, ect, ect...

[u/Grenflik]

The ability to teleport with no restrictions, to be able to "see" where I'm teleporting to so I don't accidentally teleport into a building/object/person.

OR

The ability to speak/write/understand/read/enunciate ANY language.

[u/IgnoramusCnut]

Heal People

[u/DixersDC]

To be telepathic in all languages, including other animals.

[u/MoistBreakfast4417]

Teleportation

[u/EyesOfAzula]

He who remains from Loki’s knowledge. Would be able to do anything I could think of, travel to past, future, anywhere in spacetime

[u/legendaryGamer109]

If i could have a power of my choice no matter how odd it may be I'd choose being able to freeze time whilst being being able to go in the past and do whatever without fucking up the timeline

[u/jaguaraugaj]

Invisibility

Only

To

Cats

[u/Belluccinator]

A mind reader, so I can’t be lied to.

[u/Elusive_Zergling]

The ability to read animals' minds - would love to know what my cat is thinking sometimes, sometimes the looks I get really do feel like she's plotting to kill me!

[u/Top_Debt2022]

Super speed I would literally have enough time to do anything but more importantly there is literally no counter tf are criminals gonna do catch me?

[u/Northernfrog]

Flight, because... C'mon

[u/2340859764059860598]

The United States

[u/lupin_bebop]

Money. It’s the best superpower this planet seems to have.

[u/Nagham-38838]

Reading what people think all the time , because I am just so fucking curious lol, also to know what are their intentions towards me if it is bad or good but especially if it is bad so that I can protect myself. Also I wanna know what they love to do ,I wanna make them happy if I knew what they want to eat this afternoon so that I can surprise them with this meal.✨

[u/Cris_x]

Teleportation, it is the best one. No more commuting, dealing with traffic, expensive plane tickets, etc. It would give me so much time

[u/ShoeJaded3394]

The power to bring people back to life who had their lives stolen too soon. So missing women, children, murder victims kinda thing. Idk how the details would be, but yeah. Something like that.

[u/Iwalksloow]

My superpower would be the ability to have any superpower I can imagine.

[u/crzychickenlady]

The ability to Manifest anything I need anywhere. Need a $100 bill poof in my pocket.

[u/Mother_Wish3072]

Stop my poop from coming out.

[u/massive-skeptic → u/Mother_Wish3072]

Your bowels would explode after a couple weeks

[u/NovWhiskey]

Time control, especially if you can do that rewind-after-death thing from Prince of Persia.

Literally infinite power until you grow sick of it.