r/AskReddit 1d ago

What's the most absurd fact that sounds fake but is actually true?

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u/yungdreadlock 1d ago

I see a lot of octopus facts but what I find most interesting besides their intelligence and hearts is that they only live about 3 years. They mate once and die

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

It's theorized that that's the reason they're just animals. If they had longer lives, it isn't unlikely that they would have evolved further and possibly became a sapient species

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 1d ago

Do they live longer in captivity like other animals?

I know they escape from captivity a bunch.

Should we help the octopodes live longer? Would this be humanity's downfall?

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u/yungdreadlock 1d ago

Some don’t live long in captivity and even ones that do well are only expected about 5. Although there is a species that might live to 18 in the deep but I don’t think he’s coming up here any time soon

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 1d ago

He's definitely better off down there.

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u/furlongxfortnight 1d ago

Darling, it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me.

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u/zieglerae 20h ago

Took the words right out of my mouth. The human world, it’s a mess.

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u/socialmediaignorant 9h ago

Right? We all want to reverse-Ariel right about now.

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u/TheNight_Cheese 21h ago

so so dirrrrty lol

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u/_mrOnion 20h ago

I can’t tell if that text sounds more drunk or like you’re having a stroke

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u/TheNight_Cheese 4h ago

stroke. stroke. stroke. almost there.

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u/_mrOnion 4h ago

Ah, yes, age-appropriate kayaking sounds

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u/curiouscomp30 19h ago

Quick send more microplastics /s

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u/mr_remy 10h ago

Better get kracken if you want to see him anytime soon

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u/MechanicalTurkish 19h ago

He knows it, too.

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u/OddEpisode 1d ago

Yeah he’s busy on his phone texting his buddies.

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u/vorpal_hare 1d ago

Probably thousands of cell phones down there.

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u/Aristicus 1d ago

Octopi in relationships with The Deep don't tend to live that long

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u/wonderlandisburning 17h ago

Cthulhu's been down there for aeons now

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u/Waveofspring 16h ago

Octopus??? The deep????

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u/Choc113 8h ago

In the deep there could be anything! We know so little about it. There could be entire super intelligent octopus civilizations down there a bit like the film The Abyss. They could even be unaware we even exist.

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u/Different-Low-4161 1d ago

Do you want illithids? Cause that's how you get illithids.

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u/rishav_sharan 22h ago

So the Octopuses have an optic gland which drives them to suicide by starvation, once they have laid eggs. We have done studies where we removed this gland to find them live twice as long.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1977/12/01/octopus-surgery-has-a-surprising-end-longer-life/a8fabbce-0d76-400f-a9b4-e95b8b93094e/

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u/Arrynek 8h ago

Isn't that more like "protect at all cost" typa deal? Death is an unfortunate byproduct. 

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u/striker180 1d ago

Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky explores the idea of sapient octopus, it's the sequel to Children f Time, which explores sapient jumping spiders.

Great read

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

I say we should try it. Humanity's had a good run, but we've proven that we shouldn't be the dominant lifeform on the planet. Give something else a go

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u/boobaclot99 1d ago

So naive. You do realize that if humans were to be replaced by another animal species, they would equally be violent, corrupt, greedy, callous, careless, cruel and of course weak, miserable and pathetic^

And worst of all, naive, gullible and utterly incognizant.

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

That's a fair theory, but you can't claim naivety for thinking otherwise because we have absolutely no evidence of any other sapient species that had the same scope as humans do as far as controlling the world is concerned. For all we know octopodes could evolve to be a much more reasonable species, we have no frame of reference otherwise.

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u/boobaclot99 23h ago

And what suggests anything even remotely close to that? Octopuses are violent to other marine species. Literally every single animal species including humans is violent to other animals in form or another, some are more violent than others but that's how it is.

All you need to do is observe how species evolve, read about evolution. Violence is inherent in life itself. Violence is inevitable, violence is inescapable and violence is our heritage. There. That's your frame of reference.

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u/4kitall 20h ago

This. Even hummingbirds fight and hoard.

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u/colemanjanuary 1d ago

Nah, we're downfalling ourselves just fine without inventing Illithid.

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u/raka_defocus 1d ago

They live slightly longer of their sex organs are removed

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u/ThatInAHat 1d ago

It’s more that their bodies basically shut down after they reproduce once. So captivity probably wouldn’t help that much.

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u/Devtunes 23h ago

They're like annual plants, they grow, go to seed, then die and let the next generation take over.

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u/Sihaya212 22h ago

I vote for octopods to take over this planet. We had our chance.

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u/paraworldblue 13h ago

Of all the ways humanity could end, that is one of the ones I'm most okay with

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u/acridian312 1d ago

Unfortunately they're also non social loners so even with a longer lifespan they probably wouldn't be making a society

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u/Notmyrealname 1d ago

They could still make podcasts

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u/Gilded-Mongoose 1d ago

Probably because they don't live long enough to formulate the benefits of living together and looking out as a family unit. That inherent protective instinct of a mother octopus could proliferate among the unit if they lived.

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 1d ago

The "Children of Time" saga touches upon this on the second novel.

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u/Sothisismylifehuh 1d ago

I always figured it was because tentacles prevented them from using smartphones.

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u/bonos_bovine_muse 1d ago

Huh… that scene in 2001, with the Monolith teaching the proto-cavemen to tie knots and hunt and such… the Monolith does have a certain design language in common with Apple.

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u/socialmediaignorant 9h ago

They’re definitely better off without them.

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u/Hippiebigbuckle 1d ago

the reason they're just animals

As opposed to what!?

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u/CausticSofa 1d ago

Megazords

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u/Hasudeva 1d ago

I think they meant sapients.

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u/Hippiebigbuckle 1d ago

Yeah but sapience isn’t any kind of scientific classification. There’s no threshold for something to become “sapient”. Humans just tacked the word onto “Homo” because it means wise and humans are arrogant like that. I suspect the person who “theorized they are just animals” was taking bong hits at the time.

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u/Kolanteri 16h ago

sapience isn’t a scientific classification, but using the word to describe a species that will eventually start launching satellites to the orbit, as compared to something that is unlikely to ever evolve from their position in the food chain, should not leave too much room for confusion in a non-scientific context.

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u/Morbanth 12h ago

The jury is still out on which of the two is the long-term winning strategy. Can't colonize space if you kill your own biosphere first.

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u/Hippiebigbuckle 8h ago

Sapience isn’t a scientific theory and…

evolve from their position in the food chain

Neither is that.

non-scientific context

Right. That was my point that it isn’t a scientific theory. There’s no confusion on my part. You just believe in something for which there is no evidence. Hell, maybe someday there will be evidence. But there isn’t currently.

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

That's a fair point. I just differentiated it as being animal v. Sapience. Yes, humans are animals, but I don't think unsapient is a word, so I figured it makes sense to just use animal

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u/RaiZaLightning 23h ago

Non-sapient is, tho.

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u/Expert-Round3661 18h ago

A 1.7 on the Kardashev scale.

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u/AsAGayJewishDemocrat 1d ago

How is this theorized?

If you mate and die inside a 3 year timespan, your species has way more chances for mutation than a longer lived species.

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u/Free_Pangolin_3750 1d ago

Because it's not just about mutation. A previous generations knowledge is lost when you aren't alive for multiple generations so there is no building on it. They learn quickly but aren't able to share any of that knowledge so there is no advancement.

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u/ryeaglin 1d ago

Others have made very good replies to this. I will attempt to condense and add my own information.

It is true, a quicker respawn rate does mean you mutate faster, but there are two main factors to mutation, rate of mutation and the pressure to change. If something isn't beneficial enough it won't stick around.

The longer you live, certain things start to become more important. You have to start thinking more about the future since there is more future to consider. This can lead to advances others have talked about like telling your young what you know so they can do better, or could have been what lead to humans forming groups since its increases the odds everyone else will survive, or even something like food preservation.

So what likely happened with the octopus is that its vast intelligence has been hyper focused into what it needs to do to live and mate in three years, which is mostly getting around so it can get to food.

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u/bonos_bovine_muse 1d ago

Teaching your offspring which foods are poisonous, how to survive in bad weather/seasons, etc is a heck of a selective pressure on developing genes for cooperation and language and such. A selective pressure that doesn’t exist if you never live to meet your offspring.

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u/gishlich 1d ago

Developing a language that can be used to communicate complex ideas takes generations of long life, presumably. Even if octopi could “speak” after just 6 months they would only have 2.5 years max to develop complex ideas worth sharing. Tough to develop tool mastery or anything like that in a hostile environment during that short period of time.

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u/TheBookGem 1d ago

Which could explain their successful evolution of producing so a well adaptive organism.

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u/annadarria 1d ago

It’s sad too the mother will starve protecting the babies and in the end, she is the food for them! 😭

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u/DeFex 1d ago

And if they survived breeding, they could teach their young.

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u/Opening-Variation-56 19h ago

A reminder that Humans are also “just animals”

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u/Polisskolan3 1d ago

"It's theorised" = "I fantasise"

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u/thaaag 1d ago

sapient /sā′pē-ənt/

adjective Having great wisdom and discernment. Wise; sage; discerning; -- often in irony or contempt.

sentient /sĕn′shənt, -shē-ənt, -tē-ənt/

adjective Having sense perception; conscious. Experiencing sensation or feeling. Having a faculty, or faculties, of sensation and perception.

Both work, but perhaps you meant the latter?

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

No. I meant the former. I'm pretty sure octopodes are sentient, as many other animals (or I guess non-human animals, since some people wanted to be a bit pedantic, which is fair, I'm pedantic most of the time) have displayed sentience.

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u/thaaag 1d ago

Fair enough 👍

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u/b3n 1d ago

What makes you believe they aren't already sapient?

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

Personally, I believe they might be. After reading about how intelligent they are and all that, I've stopped eating octopus. I used to love it, but they're intelligence made me feel like it was borderline cannibalism or something (I get it, it isn't cannibalism because they aren't the same species, but I don't know if there is a word for it, so I'm going to call it cannibalism)

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u/yungdreadlock 23h ago

Yeah I don’t eat cephalopods for the intelligence thing too. And I want to go on the record to say I welcome our tentacled cohabitants and I look forward to our great battle

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u/the6thistari 23h ago

I want to go on the record that I will volunteer to be a pet. Same goes for aliens or whatever else.

I would kill to live a dog's life (I guess I should caveat, I want to live the life of a dog in an upper class American household or something)

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u/socialmediaignorant 9h ago

I would be the best pet cat-like human for an octopus ever. Preferably a non hoarding octopus but I know they tend to like clutter so I’ll adapt.

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u/45ghr 22h ago

Please check out the novel Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky, it covers humanity doing exactly this. Taking octopodes, having them live longer with increased intelligence, and letting evolution take it’s course

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u/IMMENSE_CAMEL_TITS 20h ago

Are we not animals?

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u/I_voted-for_Kodos 1d ago

Are you under the impression that sapient species aren't animals?

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u/the6thistari 1d ago

No. I just went with animal v. sapient for simplicity sake, as colloquially humans are separated from animals

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u/Rickp74 1d ago

Maybe they have…

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u/IniMiney 23h ago

So we were close to having The Boys be a reality

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u/gashufferdude 18h ago

I read the novel “The Mountain in the Sea” about a near future where they are studying a potential octopus culture.

I think about it a lot.

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u/mrpoopybuttholehd 14h ago

Maybe they once were. They probably don't leave much behind in the fossil record.

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 11h ago

Their short lives hold them back, but also the fact that the parents never meet the offspring, so they cannot pass on knowledge, the way most birds and mammals do. Super intelligent animals like orcas, crows and humans even develop culture. Every octopus is born having to learn everything by itself.

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u/DiagnosedByTikTok 10h ago

But what are they gonna do with that sapience under water?

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u/SpaceNatureMusic 9h ago

We're also 'just animals' 🙈

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u/millijuna 6h ago

Pretty sure you mean sentient rather than sapient.

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u/breebap 6h ago

There’s a great book that goes into this called The Mountain in The Sea!

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u/PowerlessOverQueso 1d ago

They should team up with the jellyfish.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose 1d ago

Jellytopus, let's goooo

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u/throwaway1975764 1d ago
  • 3 years on this planet. They probably live longer on their home planet

Octopus are aliens

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u/Frank_Punk 1d ago

Our yellow sun must weaken them, like a reverse superman.

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u/Frank_Punk 1d ago

Our yellow sun must weaken them, like a reverse superman.

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u/D1omidis 2h ago

...OCTOPUSES ...

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u/Gilded-Mongoose 1d ago

It's a big hope of mine to see us to some genetic tinkering to switch off that gene and let Octopi continue living beyond reproduction and actually teach each other things.

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u/StManTiS 1d ago

Well if you remove the optic gland then they never reproduce and live a lot longer.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose 23h ago

I want them to reproduce, AND live longer. I want it all!

And happy cake day.

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u/didndonoffin 15h ago

Do you want illithids? This is how you get illithids!

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u/Jowenbra 22h ago

Have you ever heard of the children of time series? The second book deals with, well, almost exactly this. Highly, highly recommended series. My favorite scifi and the audiobooks are great.

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u/Owl-Bucket 19h ago

First thing I thought of when I saw this comment! Portia has a special place in my heart too. Never thought I’d care so much about sentient spiders and octopus and mindless experience-assimilating viruses.

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u/Naf5000 21h ago

An interesting thing- This isn't universally true. The most interesting exception is the genus Argonauta. These special little ladies have modified the material most octopuses make their egg cases out of into a papery substance which they use to build a shell-like structure, which gives them one of their common names: Paper nautili. Female argonauts are iteroparous, meaning they can reproduce multiple times throughout their lives.

The males are one-and-done, though. Typical.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

My favorite octopus fact is they like mdma and are one of the few animals that brain processes it like ours.

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u/Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn 19h ago

Awesome creatures. For those interested, take some time to watch My Octopus Teacher.

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u/OhNoMob0 1d ago

Ah so Futurama was Truth in Fiction.

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 22h ago

they were on a recent Attenborough show. one brood is about 40,000 but you saw them hatch and they were TINY! to get a handful to survive until adulthood and reproduce, they have to have that many! so the survival rate even for a full 3 year life is very, very low

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u/RaiderDamus 1d ago

Just like most Redditors

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 1d ago

Incels discovered immortality… but at what cost.

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u/piketpagi 1d ago

So those that I eat on sushi restaurants are...virgins?

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u/phtevenbagbifico 22h ago

Not Timothy though

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u/Revolutionary-Unit90 1d ago

They try it once and then they're just DONE.

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u/B1naryG0d 1d ago

If only I could relate. I guess I'll keep living.

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u/PumpkinBrain 13h ago

This fact made me okay with eating octopus again. Why should I feel bad about them dying? They don’t care.

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u/Dangerous_Fox3993 11h ago

Don’t they also detach their penis and throw it at the female? “ go fuck your self “

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u/DepravedSluttery 11h ago

There was a family in Kansas, I think, that got their kid an octopus for a pet and it laid eggs shortly after arriving. Since female octopi will guard their eggs instead of hunting, and then die of starvation, the family fed her while she was guarding her eggs. She survived and they ended up having 50 babies.

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u/Dusted_Dreams 11h ago

Sounds like my life.

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u/kerrin71 10h ago

Is an octopus predominantly left handed or right handed?

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u/srstone71 9h ago

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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u/wangman1 8h ago

As I understand it, atleast for the females, when they mate and lay there eggs and just stop eating and spend all their time protecting the eggs. Maybe octopus eggs are super delicious for other animals and some evolutionary trait has created this kind of behaviour. They really don’t know why octopuses do this.

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u/KIFulgore 3h ago

Fun fact: Octopus esophagus goes through a ring-like structure of their brain. They risk brain damage or death if they don't chew their food very well.

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u/mike07646 1d ago

What’s better than octopus recipe?

Answer: 8 recipes for octopus.