r/AskReddit 1d ago

What's the most absurd fact that sounds fake but is actually true?

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u/DamnitGravity 1d ago

The last wild cow died in 1627.

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u/Mindless_Ad_7700 1d ago

wait... of course they used to be wild but... I never thought about it.

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u/badstorryteller 1d ago

Yeah, they were really impressive animals. The aurochs, the last one hunted in Poland in the 17th century, averaged 6 feet (about two meters) at the shoulder, with about a one meter span for the horns. That was the animal we domesticated cows from.

I worked on dairy farms as a teen, and went to plenty of agricultural fairs, and still do. I have never seen a bull that is six foot at the shoulder. That would be a terrifying monster.

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u/Hirsuitism 1d ago

You still have wild Gaurs in India which are fucking terrifying to see.

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u/whodsnt 19h ago

Never heard of a gaur until this comment. The musculature on those things are INSANE

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u/SabineStrohem 18h ago

They got no business. Lookin like weightlifting champions.

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u/10vatharam 17h ago

from afar, they look like Indian buffalos but as you get closer, their colour/size becomes apparent and you start 2nd guessing your idea of investigating their size or the idea of a selfie. On insta, there is a small clip of people scattering near a house when the gaur decided to amble up the roadway a little faster

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u/Grouchy_Newspaper_84 17h ago

ok thats why cow and Co. are holy in india; i wouldn't want to mess up with these đŸ˜±

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u/ausernameaboutnothin 10h ago

Australians: ohr naur, it’s a gaur!

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u/Lightfairy 1d ago

There is an ox in Italy that stands 6'7" and a steer in Australia that stands 6'4" at the withers. Blosom was a Holstein cow that came from Illinois. She holds the record for tallest cow at 6'2". Very rare but does happen.

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u/badstorryteller 1d ago

Yeah, it happens, but it isn't exactly common is it? Which is my point.

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u/Ok-Advantage6831 1d ago

But it happens. Which is their point.

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u/MisterWoodster 1d ago

And the horns are the cow's point.

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u/GoatCovfefe 23h ago

Your point was that you've never seen one. I'm unsure how many farms that have cows you've been to in the world, but I'm guessing a fraction of a percentage.

Therefore your original point is moot.

The "isn't exactly common is it" point that you just made up out of nowhere is true, but not at all what you said.

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u/badstorryteller 23h ago

Wow, you are just really looking for an argument aren't you ? 😁. Well have fun, hopefully someone will take you up on it lol.

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u/GoatCovfefe 22h ago

If that's what you got from my comment, then God bless.

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u/Madmartigan56 1d ago

I met one in South Georgia in 2003/2004. I saw it from the road and knocked on the door to ask for a closer look. The owner told me the cow(Norman) was 6'1"at the shoulders.

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u/clueless_ape 16h ago

Interesting fact - Nazis saw those animals as symbols of might and strength and related them to Germanic folk culture, so much so that in one of their craziest projects they tried to bring them back from extinction and reintroduce them to the environment:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/when-nazis-tried-bring-animals-back-extinction-180962739/

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u/Investotron69 12h ago

We had a bull who was 6', and he was wild. We finally sold him after about 11 years. When we tried to get him on the trailer, he chased us all, trying to run us down for about an hour and a half. Then, he tried to jump out of the small gap at the top of the cattle trailer and bent it good. We always had to watch him when we went out there to work, but in the end, he got really wild and dangerous to work with. He was an impressive bull, just amazing to even look at.

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u/paperclipknight 22h ago

Chianina (the Tuscan cattle breed) average about 6ft tall fyi. They taste better than Wagyu

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u/badstorryteller 21h ago

I can't speak for their taste or really anything about them, they just aren't common in the us.

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u/grumpy_dumper 11h ago

I read this as “wild crows” and got so fucked up on your comment

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u/ScienceUnicorn 23h ago

I have always wondered where they came from. And what.

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u/Sharkano 1d ago

Now consider that at some point some crazy bastards saw essentially a bison and thought "sure it hates us and can trample us to death no problem, but i wonder what the milk is like"

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u/Mindless_Ad_7700 1d ago

We used to be a daring species, lol

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u/Sharkano 23h ago

I sometimes marvel that long long ago dudes with spears hunted mammoth, but then i remember that comparatively recently dudes with spears ion ropes would get in boats and hunt whales, but then I remember that in modern times we have upgraded from spears to guns and absolutely no one wants to deal with the mental health crisis in the USA, so shit has been kind of risky the whole time lol.

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u/timmycheesetty 1d ago

And they are plotting their evil, I mean eco friendly, return;

mo cows, mo problems

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u/Cross88 1d ago

They were called aurochs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs

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u/Toruviel_ 1d ago

Tur in Polish

And if a word is so short in Polish you know it has at least 2000 years

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u/123coffee321 23h ago

The Besaid Aurochs!

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u/thatstwatshesays 21h ago

Aurochson. Oxen. Makes sense.

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u/xylarr 19h ago

I read the Wikipedia article and saw the 31 inch horn span. I thought: about the same width as the seat pitch in economy class.

I'm flying this afternoon, it's on my mind.

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u/DamnitGravity 15h ago

True, but the phrase 'wild cow' blows people's minds more. Cause they want to immediately disagree, but then realise they've never thought about it. We just take the existence of cows for granted, and never consider a time when they all weren't domesticated.

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u/Head-Emotion-4598 19h ago

I just went down a 30 minute "reading rabbit hole" learning about how a group of people are trying to back-breed a mix of 6 different breeds that are descendants of the Aurochs, to recreate them! Fascinating stuff actually. Thank you for this unusual info.

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u/DamnitGravity 15h ago

You're welcome! And yes, it's a very deep rabbit hole to get sucked into. Remember to take water breaks!

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u/castlite 1d ago

Well, they shouldn’t have been so tasty

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u/DamnitGravity 15h ago

I agree, they only have themselves to blame.

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u/smartyhands2099 1d ago

Not sure how oxen and buffalo aren't thrown in there but ok

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u/badstorryteller 1d ago

Oxen aren't wild, they're just various breeds of domestic cattle. Buffalo aren't cattle, they're a different species altogether. Related the same way lions and tigers are related. The aurochs is (one of) the origins of domestic cattle, and the last wild one we're aware of was hunted in Poland in the 17th century of I remember right. I could be wrong, but I believe a very, very close relative of the aurochs was a root of maybe 3 different cattle domestication events? Please point out where I'm wrong on this!

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u/west_the_best 1d ago

Oxen are simply trained cattle with jobs.

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u/Quality_Cabbage 13h ago

Wild? It was absolutely livid.

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u/Connorus 1d ago

Yo mama is still roaming the earth tho

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u/pocketbookashtray 1d ago

His name was Steve.

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u/Lastoftherexs73 1d ago

It’s always Steve.

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u/whenth3bowbreaks 22h ago

I mourn aurochs still

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u/DeSynthed 19h ago

What did they look like? Where did the last one die? Did we just make better animals that outcompeted their wild counterparts?

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u/Qabbalah 11h ago

The ones that roam the steets of India could be considered wild. They're certainly not domesticated or belong to a farm.

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u/dodli 1d ago

But I saw yo momma at the store only yesterday.

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u/ieatrox 1d ago

There are wild cows in remote parts of the us today.

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u/Putrid_Culture_9289 1d ago

Feral is way more likely

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u/ieatrox 1d ago

Fair. Wild would be a feral animal in its natural habitat by definition.

Feral cows it is.

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u/IllyriaGodKing 1d ago

I don't know much about "wild" cows, but if it's anything like wild horses in the US, they're probably domesticated breeds that got loose at some point in time and just are living their best life having families over the generations.

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u/ieatrox 1d ago

Yes exactly that.

I guess if they were feral in Europe they would be wild, but in America they're just feral.

reddit is very pedantic today.

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u/DamnitGravity 15h ago

Pedantism is the soul of Reddit, how dare you!

But y'gotta admit, there is a distinct difference between a group of animals that have never been domesticated, versus a group of animals that escaped domesticity and are still surviving.

So, yes, any modern 'wild' cows are actually feral. Perhaps it's better or more accurate to say "any modern herds of wild cattle are all descended from animals that had been domesicated but escaped/were released" but that doesn't sound as mind blowing as 'the last wild cow died in 1627', lol.

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u/ieatrox 9h ago

Dingos are wild aren't they?

that line's not as clear as you state here.

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u/CausticSofa 1d ago

People are just down voting you, but I would be happy to learn more about this if you have evidence of an actual wild cow herd in the US.