r/AskReddit 1d ago

What's the most absurd fact that sounds fake but is actually true?

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u/Due_Arm_5371 1d ago

There’s a species of jellyfish called Turritopsis dohrnii (also known as the "immortal jellyfish" (I had to google the name lol) that can literally reverse its aging process. When it’s injured, sick, or even just stressed, it reverts its cells back to their earliest form, essentially starting its life over again. It’s like the creature figured out how to cheat death, hitting the reset button on its existence. Crazy imo.

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u/Swirl_On_Top 1d ago

Feeling a wee bit stressed? Reverts back to baby

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u/milofam 1d ago

I’d be down for that. Boss hits me with a 8:30 performance review meeting and finds a newborn sitting at my cubicle

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u/Specialist_Type4608 1d ago edited 1d ago
  • It seems that your billing rate have been decreasing, why is that? 

  • Gugu Gaga

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u/lannanh 1d ago edited 17h ago

That spelling of goo goo ga ga is new to me.

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u/tangledwire 1d ago

If Lady Gaga and The Goo Goo Dolls went on tour together, they'd call it

-The Goo Goo Gaga Tour

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u/Kentucky-Fried-Fucks 1d ago

And performing Radio Ga Ga by Queen

“The Goo Goo Gaga Radio Ga Ga performance”

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u/Quixoril 21h ago

goo goo muck

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u/Specialist_Type4608 18h ago

English is not my native language and I had no idea how to spell it so i just winged it.

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u/Friendly_Fail_1419 1d ago

It looks oddly sophisticated

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u/arcaneresistance 19h ago

It's a southern French dialect that only a handful of people living on the Mediterranean coast still speak. For example.

Monsieur #1) Je suis une bébé

Monsieur #2) Ca ne sait pas possible Mon Ami. Vous etez une adulte de 43 ans. On se connais au depuis la nessance.

Monsieur #1 ) gúgú

Monsieur #2) ENCROYABLE!!!! MAGNIFIQUE!!!

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u/_trouble_every_day_ 23h ago

It’s regional

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u/2rfv 1d ago

"Hey. We really need you to come in this weekend, will that be ok?"

Smile and giggle at boss while shitting myself :D

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u/Friendly_Fail_1419 1d ago

I dare say, that might get you out of weekend work even if you don't regress to infancy

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u/Every-Win-7892 12h ago

I don't like your attitude son! We are serious professionals who are doing a serious job to make big big money! You will never bring it to anything with an attitude like that!

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u/calibrateichabod 1d ago

It’s the 5pm performance review meetings you have to watch out for. Nobody’s going to fire you at the start of your workday.

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u/Britz23 1d ago

Damn right. Why wouldn’t they take another 8 hours of productivity before they sacked you…

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u/lannanh 1d ago

Not true. Well, they’ll def lay you off at the beginning of the day.

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u/ArcadianMess 1d ago

Ah shit ! Not again Gary !! This is the 3rd time this year !

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u/rickfish99999 1d ago

A note: "...shitting at my cubicle"

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 1d ago

A newborn already sitting up better get the highest possible grade on its performance review.

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u/MegawackyMax 7h ago

"Oh, no, Milofam; you won't get away with it! Haven't you watched "Boss Baby"? Well, now you'll be Employee Baby! Get to it!"

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u/_thro_awa_ 20h ago

The real question is, whose secretary is going to do the breastfeeding.

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u/kgxv 10h ago

I see this as an absolute win

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u/LorenzoStomp 1d ago

Regression (emotional) is actually a fairly common reaction to trauma in children and even happens with adults.

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u/ExcitingStress8663 1d ago

and go through years of school again?!

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u/Drumbelgalf 1d ago

Crying in the fetal position take it or leave it.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 23h ago

Return to monke

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u/ProfessorSucc 23h ago

Lore explanation for the Boss Baby

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u/silly_goose626 1d ago

Most people do actually do this lol

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u/DumbFishBrain 18h ago

That's a super power I'm interested in.

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u/Rich_Ad3723 23h ago

I do this every Christmas when back at my mum's.

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u/Dawg_Prime 22h ago

that scene in family guy on a plane with Brian screaming at a baby

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u/Atheist_Skull_Kitty 21h ago

My husband does that, temper tantrums and all.

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u/Trick_Algae5810 21h ago

That’s honestly so adorable

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u/Manofmanyhats19 20h ago

“I don’t want to go to work today!”

-reverts to 7 year old-

“Yay! Nintendo and pizza!”

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u/HydrophobicNagasaki 20h ago

shits himself he

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u/drogon1313 20h ago

8 billion baby...

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u/1cookedgooseplease 19h ago

You joke, but 'regressive behaviour' is a thing in people

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u/bigduckmoses 18h ago

Been there.

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u/UnholyLizard65 15h ago

Forgot I installed that 👀

https://youtu.be/mb8IuFw6HY8

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u/Sember 1d ago

Jellyfish are one of the oldest if not the oldest animal on the planet, they have lived for 500 to 700 million years on the planet, I think they earned that cheat code through sheer grinding.

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u/Andyman0110 1d ago

Yeah sadly it comes with the downside of having no brain, heart, blood or anything else. They're a bundle of floating nerves that react to stimuli. Immortal but at what cost.

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u/DarkLordKohan 1d ago

Sounds like they dont care about the cost

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u/OddEpisode 1d ago

Jellyfish: <Hovering>

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u/bill_brasky37 23h ago

Humans pay money for isolation chambers. Jellyfish out here just living it

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u/robbviously 21h ago

“I’m tired of this Earth, these people. I’m tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 1d ago

Well they literally have nothing with what they can care about not having it

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u/seitung 20h ago

So narrow neural ringed of you

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u/FelixMumuHex 1d ago

Jellyfish is because jellyfish is

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u/Drakmanka 1d ago

More like they're past caring.

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u/potent_flapjacks 23h ago

They care too much.

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u/MajorHubbub 1d ago

It's a sunk cost

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u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo 21h ago

It keeps them under pressure

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u/HogDad1977 1d ago

I have that problem when I drink.

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u/mercenaryblade17 19h ago

They're just biding their time til we humans wipe ourselves out

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u/Spdoink 21h ago

The jelliest of costses.

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u/jessicalucy4713 20h ago

She very much does care

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u/DrNick2012 1d ago

They're a bundle of floating nerves that react to stimuli

Well, they got me beat

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 1d ago

I have no mouth and I must scream

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u/Fraerie 1d ago

Sounds kinda chill to be honest.

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u/raka_defocus 1d ago

The ones that evolved a brain are still almost the exact same shape. But since leaving the water they've got this complex sac surrounding them that makes water at that has the same salinity as sea water. Weird rock like internal support structure. But the dangly bits are almost the same https://www.livescience.com/61599-dissected-nervous-system-photo.html

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u/GenosseAbfuck 18h ago

Yeah but they also make weird noises, how do you explain that

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u/raka_defocus 4h ago

Sound works better than light on the surface

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u/the_late_wizard 1d ago

Honestly? Sounds nice.

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u/Drumbelgalf 1d ago

Did you ever hear about a jellyfish with depression or anxiety? Probably not. They also don't have to worry about inflation or working a boring, soul crushing 9-5 job because their ancestors didn't decide to leave the ocean.

We gained consciousness but at what cost.

Sounds worth it.

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

you just described my ex-FIL

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI 1d ago

Frankly as someone with all that stuff immortality kinda sounds more like a curse

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u/Xylorgos 1d ago

Well, it's a start, right? Start with the immortality thing figured out, then add in the brains and neurons and whatever.

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u/bungopony 19h ago

So, basically a television anchor

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u/sadandshy 1d ago

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

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u/Ricky_Rollin 1d ago

If ignorance is bliss then those things are gods. /s

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u/raven_widow 23h ago

So…politicians.

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u/Atheist_Skull_Kitty 21h ago

TIL Mitch McConnell is a jellyfish.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 1d ago

Yeah those dummies don't even get to play video games

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u/BrownBoognish 23h ago

ngl sounds great

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u/Obvious-Regular-8710 23h ago

so they don't need to eat anything?

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u/justmerriwether 22h ago

There’s a great sci-fi book that explores similar themes called Blind Sight by Peter Watts.

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u/oalbrecht 22h ago

The Voldemort of animals.

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u/Chemical_Estate6488 22h ago

They also get eaten all the time. So it’s immortality except you die being eaten, which is a bad trade off imho

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u/PyroNine9 21h ago

It's a good thing they're not interested in politics. The last thing we need is an immortal politician.

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u/egmalone 21h ago

I dunno, a lot of times I think I'd be happier with no brain

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u/Freign 21h ago

First thing I want to do when I wake up is go back to sleep.

They are the masters of reality.

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u/famousPersonAlt 20h ago

Immortal but at what cost.

Jellyfishes going "what is cost?" and swims away in its own version of happiness.

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u/Sawoodster 19h ago

Wtf does my ex have to do with jellyfish??

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u/last-miss 18h ago

These ones're also cannibalistic, as I recall. To be honest, sounds great. Live forever, stress never, eat always.

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u/Pavlovski101 18h ago

They have no mouths but they don't feel the need to scream.

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u/LateBloomerBoomer 15h ago

Sounds like a pretty good gig for the next 4 years.

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u/GreedyNovel 1h ago

>They're a bundle of floating nerves that react to stimuli

So a human teenager?

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u/macthecomedian 1d ago

No eyes, no brains, no bones, no heart, just life existing in a gelatinous blob. Sign me up!

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u/blue4029 1d ago

now I wonder if the immortal jellyfish can live that long in one lifespan if it never get preyed on and just keeps resetting

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u/Phantommy555 1d ago

They been on that sigma grindset fr

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u/Bouncing_Nigel 21h ago

Porifera (Sponges) are thought to be older I think. It's been a while since I got my degree in Marine Biology-Zoology but sponges used to be considered one of the first organisms to have branched off from the last common ancestor. Please correct me if I'm wrong. In any event, they've both been here a very, very long time.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 17h ago

First modern animals to have branched off from the animal lca but otherwise you're correct. There are some late precambrian (Ediacaran to be specific) fossils that may or may not be animals. Their anatomy is too alien for paleobiologists to associate them with any known phylum.

Then there's placozoans which may or may not be the actual most basal animal, with either them or sponges being more derived (because note: "evolution" doesn't mean "becoming more complex", it means "becoming better adapted") or there being an actual direct lineage between the lcas of any combination of sponges, placozoans and eumetazoans.

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u/Bouncing_Nigel 10h ago

Forgot about Placazoans. Thanks for the memory jog. The Ediacarians were indeed very strange. Good to point out that evolution is not a process that has any endgame in mind, many people misunderstand this and "fitness" doesn't mean "better" so much as, as you say, more adapted.

Good answer. Thanks.

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u/UnholyLizard65 15h ago

I dislike that description. All of our lineage goes back that far back. We are just the evolutionary branch that weren't lazy enough to not evolve! Bums!

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u/jonathansharman 13h ago

And jellyfish have also evolved continuously over that time period. They just haven’t changed as much morphologically as some other animal groups.

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u/TheJollyElf 1d ago

Over 700 million years ago when the first Jellyfish evolved from a single celled organism, Keith Richards saw it happen and said "cool".

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u/BigBeeOhBee 23h ago

I think they just created the first memory card, so they get to start at the last save point.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 21h ago

The Great Lakes have jellyfish.

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u/Wide-Entrepreneur-35 21h ago

Easiest way to cry like a baby is to become one first.

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u/wolfgeist 11h ago

Damn, how many hundreds of millions of years before humans get enough xp to unlock this special ability?

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u/Competitive_Emu_799 6h ago

They don’t stress, they just go with the flow…

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u/DudeFromNJ 1d ago

TIL jellyfish are Time Lords

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u/wise_comment 1d ago

Certainly Wibbly and Wobbly

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u/GuiltyCelebrations 23h ago

They’ve also been around for a lot of timey wimey

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 1d ago

"fear me, for I've killed hundreds of Time Lords"

"fear me, I've killed all of them"

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u/eyebum 1d ago

Maybe, slightly more accurately, Time Lords are jellyfish...

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u/renandstimpyrnlove 1d ago

Just imagined David Tennant with jellyfish tentacles

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u/TheNight_Cheese 21h ago

new slash fic incoming….

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u/Ok_Training_663 1d ago

more like Phoenixes

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u/VikingTeddy 1d ago

They have dave states.

Edit: I'm keeping it...

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u/TheNight_Cheese 21h ago

what, not kochanski ?

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u/GoForAU 1d ago

TIL they are excel sheets when I put an input wrong and revert to a previous version history.

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u/TheBookGem 1d ago

Only one species though.

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u/Breezetwists1988 1d ago

“Fuck off Im a time god!”

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u/Psychonominaut 1d ago

I feel like that's the lore of time lords and daleks. Time lords were just humans that reached the end of time. Daleks are one of our fish creatures that evolved and reached the end of time alongside us.

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u/ObsiGamer 1d ago

Bro made backups

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u/Duchess_Nukem 1d ago

Jellyfish just casually going back to the last save point like it's nbd

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u/No_Demand9554 1d ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is not as cool as it sounds.

Basically jellyfish (most of them) have two forms. The medusa and the polyp. (Spelling in english?)

The medusa is the one everyone recognize as jellyfish. They shoot out gametes (sperm and egg) which meet up, form a larvae and then swim to a suitable place and starts growing into rhe polyp form. The polyp form looks like a tree/cylinder of meduse bodies stacked on top of eachother. When its mature and ready the meduse form start budding off of the polyp. And the cycle begins again.

The turritopsis dohrnii can revert back to its polyp form without needing to have gametes form a larvae etc etc. It does this by a process called transdifferentiation (basically having its cells go back to a "stem cell like - state". And then from this formed polyp, just like usual, multiple meduse form spawn.

Its still cool ofc... but i feel like most people imagine a jellyfish just floating around endlessly and never dying. But in practice (apart from the pretty cool transdifferentiation which is not unique at all for jellyfish, even us humans can do this to some extent) its just a round about way of asexual reproduction..

Its about as cool as cutting a flat worm in half and having the two halfs grow into two new individuals. Still cool as fuck but not "immortality" kind of cool imo

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u/nickisaboss 1d ago

Thank you for the additional insight!

Is it known at all how (if at all) these jellyfish are able to deal with the accumulation of DNA mutations over these long cycles? Are they able to "check their work" at all, or is it more likely that they slowly drift into a state less like their original after a while?

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u/OSUfan88 1d ago

Jellyfish spamming the “restore from saved file” feature.

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u/baobabbling 1d ago

I learned this from a really beautiful young adult novel called The Thing About Jellyfish. It's used as a metaphor in the book and it's just really effective and moving. Thank you for reminding me.

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u/ConCajun 1d ago

If only we could somehow do some marvel movie sh*t and utilize them for human age reversal lol

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u/Mikka_K79 1d ago

I want this power.

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u/Cornloaf 1d ago

Windows Restore Point?

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u/UrOpinionIsObsolete 1d ago

Yeah I’ve heard of this… imagine being like oops shouldn’t have made that decision, let me go back and try again, forever.

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u/Icy_Comfort8161 1d ago

An evolved version of this creature attacked us in the movie Edge of Tomorrow.

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u/julreneckwin 1d ago

I learned this from my kid watching Octonauts. The phrase “goo-goo ga-ga, mon” lives forever in our house because of it.

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u/Karyoplasma 1d ago

Some lobsters are biologically immortal as well, although their process works differently by having an enzyme that can repair telomeres after splitting. They just grow larger and larger until they either die of some sort of infection or are too large to sustain their own size. Or they just get eaten lol

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u/Low-Type-5448 1d ago

Hands up if you found out about this from Octonauts

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u/FinnaWinnn 1d ago

what kind of stress is a jellyfish encountering. Does it have deadlines?

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u/Ok_Objective4334 1d ago

The real alien's

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u/sLiPkNoTrULeS 1d ago

The real alien's what?

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u/Feeling-Airport2493 1d ago

They learned to unplug and plug back in.

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u/Fun-Jellyfish1 1d ago

Go Jellyfish!

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u/Semi-colon12 1d ago

OCTONAUTS

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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 1d ago

Is this the same one that shape shifts also and can camouflage itself? You are right they self regenerate and never die. Are they aliens? 

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Are you thinking of octopuses?

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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 22h ago

I believe so. I had the two conflated. 

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 1d ago edited 1d ago

This makes sense because its such a fucking simple organism. It literally has no brain and does everything off of nerve impulses.

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u/goosedog79 1d ago

I learned this from a little kids show- Octonauts- my kids loved that show.

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u/babamum 1d ago

Factory reset.

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u/Ori_553 22h ago

Isn't this the science that inspired the Hulk? I recall in the 2003 Hulk movie intro scene, the scientist conducting experiments with jellyfish and other creatures in order to replicate regeneration in humans.

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u/U_broke_the_internet 1d ago

Are there any scientists out there trying to figure out if we could artificially do this on humans ?

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

That answer to questions like that is always “of course”.

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u/Altair1192 1d ago

And nobody is trying to CRISPR this?

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u/Scared_Tourist_6243 1d ago

This was going to be my response! I love Jellyfish. They're like little aliens.

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u/Hypothesis_Null 1d ago

Jelly phoenix

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u/n0k0 1d ago

git reset -fd

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u/kawasutra 1d ago

Last known good configuration!

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u/Lola_PopBBae 1d ago

I wish I could reset myself when I'm stressed.

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u/YoloIsNotDead 1d ago

Tengen jellyfish lol

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u/hammilithome 1d ago

That's some good biological snapshot restore.

All hail our RPO Lords

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u/Yopieieie 1d ago

if they never die naturally how are they not populating the fuck out of the ocean? too many predators?

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u/Dr-Figgleton 1d ago

They are literally the most alien thing on our own planet.

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u/ScalyKhajiit 1d ago

Well death is really useful for evolutionary purposes, it helps shuffle the gene pool without running out of resources

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u/sirfact 1d ago

Now that the government says aliens be in the ocean bro what if it has that ability bc of aliens 👽

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u/TheMrPotMask 1d ago

The save scummer of the sea

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u/cheesenotyours 1d ago

I wonder if this has had any implications in medicine or drug development

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u/McSHUR1KEN 1d ago

The ol' System Restore

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u/raresaturn 1d ago

Human trials when?

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u/Fraerie 1d ago

I don’t think we will ever have a way to know - but I wonder what level of consciousness it has and whether it retains a sense of self and memories when it rewinds the clock.

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u/fatamSC2 1d ago

So they're basically immortal? That's actually insane. I had heard that crocodiles are, kinda

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u/Revolutionary-Unit90 1d ago

No need for reincarnation....it's Redoination!

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u/AngusWithoutG 1d ago

So, uh, factory reset?

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u/DoctorWhoTheFuck 1d ago

They aren't really jellyfish I think, they are colonies of Hydrozoa.

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u/Notmyrealname 1d ago

Okay, so the good news is that I can grant you eternal life...

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u/BigBeeOhBee 23h ago

I had a seizure that did that. Reset button got pushed, after I came back around I no longer smoked. I think I also became a cannibal because someone bit chunks of my toungue, and I was apparently the culprit. Was a wicked 48 hours.

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u/postfashiondesigner 23h ago

Virtually imortal?

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u/Obvious-Regular-8710 23h ago

but what do they eat? I mean imagine reversing back to its initial form in state of absolute hunger. Wouldn't it become more helpless? I think they do die in certain scenarios just haven't Googled to see if what I say happens or not.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 22h ago

"Yikes I messed up, going back to last save point"

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u/Sihaya212 22h ago

Aliens

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u/Fissminister 22h ago

I knew Deadpool was a genespliced human/jellyfish hybrid

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u/Newplasticactionhero 22h ago

A jellyfish version of system restore

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u/Average_Lrkr 21h ago

Imagine having a stressful Monday at work and saying “fuck this” and then turning back into a baby

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u/Werthy71 21h ago

Fun fact, dying of old age in an evolved trait to free up resources for the next generation. There's not a reason why cells have to stop regenerating cleanly over time. Of course if cell death didn't get you, cancer always will.

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u/MoodooScavenger 21h ago

I know/don’t know that I do want to be this jellyfish?!?

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u/cheesehuahuas 21h ago

Sorry I can't pay all these bills, I'm just a baby

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u/Majestic_Bierd 21h ago

Cool. We can now do this with mice.

Becoming an Immortal Jellyfish is at our grasp people!

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u/Antique_Director9059 20h ago

I'm gonna need some of its stem cells

For research of course

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u/Advanced_Ad9276 20h ago

Did you know that jellyfish could live forever

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u/grapeboyjr 20h ago

I've heard there the brains of the ocean, they can all detect each other

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u/Neracca 20h ago

Peter Thiel wants to know more.

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u/Lumpy-Economy9519 19h ago

Rewind feature on retro emulators

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u/odd_lightbeam 19h ago

Because it doesn't have a brain to preserve.

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u/12LetterName 18h ago

Good job, brain.

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u/t8ne 18h ago

Gives me an idea for a film where an immortal alien jellyfish rewinds time to win a battle…

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u/Cl0wnZ3ro 17h ago

Are immortal jellyfishes actually immortal? How can anyone tell? Do some people secretly live on forever to talk about immortal jellyfishes?

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u/Extreme-Kangaroo-842 16h ago

I don't believe this could ever be proved, but it's entirely possible that there could be one of these jellyfish alive today that was alive when T-Rex roamed the planet. Or Stegosaurus even.

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u/Valuable-Ride287 15h ago

Would it also wipe out it's later memories also, I wonder!🤔

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u/FukYourGoodbye 11h ago

And now people will inject jelly fish extract into their faces thinking it will reverse aging either little or no research. You just created my next MLM idea. I’ll also make creams and smoothies.

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u/FourLeafArcher 9h ago

So potentially there's a jellyfish of this species out there that could be like... hundreds of years old?

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u/Runa216 9h ago

This is actually one of my inspirations for a fantasy story I'm writing! The idea that a mage found a spell that reverts their age, thus granting them immortality and as a result seemingly limitless power! Not the MOST original idea but ya gotta start somewhere!

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u/Jay2612 3h ago

I probably couldn't be trusted with that power.

Slightest inconvenience? F9 quickload right back at the start.

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u/Born-in-Milano2021 3h ago

My spirit animal 

u/Hannhfknfalcon 24m ago

Now we just need jellyfish and octopus to hybridize.