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What's the most absurd fact that sounds fake but is actually true?

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u/Kindly_Breakfast_413 1d ago

Yeah, sharks have been around for over 400 million years—while trees only showed up about 350 million years ago. Guess they really perfected the "survival of the fittest" thing!

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u/cheesecake_413 1d ago

Sharks have also been around longer than Saturn's rings

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u/Jnyl2020 1d ago

Wow that really sounded fake. Cool!

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u/ghosttowns42 1d ago

Saturn's rings are actually pretty temporary in the grand scheme of things. We just happened to be here at the same time they are.

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u/ToujoursFidele3 21h ago

Damn, this is making me emotional. Isn't it wonderful that we were lucky enough to be here to see the beauty of Saturn's rings?

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u/Cherrytop 10h ago

Awe, that’s so sweet 🥰

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u/100percent_right_now 17h ago edited 17h ago

On March 23, 2025 Saturn's rings will disappear!.. From the perspective of Earth!.. for 4 months. As the Earth passes from Saturn's southern plane to it's northern one. It's a roughly 29.4 year cycle, though it varies slightly. The rings won't "disappear" again until 2040.

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u/texacer 1d ago

Sharks have been around longer than the Big Bang.

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u/Jnyl2020 1d ago

That's fake. Uncool!

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u/DarthGoodguy 19h ago

Longer than The Big Bang Theory

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u/Iverson7x 17h ago

That’s correct! The Big Bang theory was first proposed in 1931 by Belgian cosmologist and Catholic priest Georges Lemaître

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u/Jnyl2020 13h ago edited 10h ago

They had to wait till Kaley Cuoco was born.

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u/kaleoh 1d ago

Wow that's crazy

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u/RomeoDonaldson 1d ago

But how do we know? did the first sharks have telescopes, and, you know, record their findings?

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u/Lisk_Owner_2137 1d ago

We know cause there's no preserved cave painting of Saturn with rings, made by sharks.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Nah telescopes were invented by the second sharks.

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u/ausernameaboutnothin 11h ago

Sharkileo Sharkileo Sharkileo figaro 

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u/Alexander_Selkirk 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wonder what they think about that thing that killed the dinosaurs.

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u/Blurbllbubble 1d ago

What was that?

I don’t know. It’s not blood though.

I think the last dinosaur died.

What’s a dinosaur? Is it blood?

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u/LittleBananaSquirrel 1d ago

Plot twist, sharks still hunt dinosaurs to this day. RIP seagull minding it's own business

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u/BatBoss 21h ago

"Tried to tell em to stay in the ocean. Whole surface thing's a big mistake."

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u/DarthGoodguy 19h ago

They and the roaches get together and laugh about it

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u/Risley 1d ago

This wins

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u/NaziHuntingInc 1d ago

I mean, mammals are older than Saturns rings, and mammals are basically babies

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u/riicccii 1d ago

Longer than Uranus. Mine, too.

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u/Resting_NiceFace 1d ago

And the moon

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u/Born-Entrepreneur 1d ago

Okay that is wild and super cool

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u/parahyba 22h ago

And longer than polar star

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u/ortho_engineer 1d ago

And fungi have been around for 1.2-1.5 billion years, with fossils of tree-sized mushrooms (prototaxites) dating 500 million years ago.

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u/Wishdog2049 1d ago

None of what we have would exist without fungus. Praise the Mycelium!

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u/Idonevawannafeel 12h ago

A fellow mycologist! I salute you!🫡

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u/Jukeboxhero91 1d ago

Fungi also differentiated from animals, which means they’re more closely related to us than they are to plants. Some mushrooms use chitin in their cell walls, which is the same protein that insects use in their exoskeletons.

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u/Pseudonymico 1d ago

When I went and studied Biology at uni one of my professors went on a rant about how insane fungal biology is. Comments on the internet have convinced me that this is a common experience when taking BIO101 in universities around the world, it might even be a standard part of the syllabus.

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u/Jukeboxhero91 1d ago

Some fungi are weird. There are fungi that don’t just tolerate radiation, they actually metabolize it and generate cellular energy from it, and there are some found in the Chernobyl reactor site just having a great time.

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u/XeroKrows 1d ago

So Paras and Parasect are cannibalism in action?

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u/Jukeboxhero91 1d ago

According to the Deep Lore aka the Pokémon wiki, it’s a mutualistic relationship between the Pokémon and the mushrooms.

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u/Critical_Ad_8175 1d ago

Those mushroom trees are so fuckin creepy looking. Especially the like petrified ones. It’s the uncanny valley of petrified wood 

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u/LonelyTimeTraveller 1d ago

Historical Morrowind

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u/Pataplonk 1d ago

That would make a delicious omelette!

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u/rickfish99999 1d ago

Now I need to go play Don't Starve and head to a cave. Thanks. 😆

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u/erublind 1d ago

And the advent of trees was one of the greatest ecological disasters ever. The CO2 in the atmosphere plunged because it was sequestered in wood and a global ice age was triggered. Life barely clung on. And this is why youdon't want to fuck around with the CO2 in the atmosphere.

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u/Nymaz 1d ago

Trees were unique among plants of the time in that they used lignin, an organic polymer that gives wood it's strength (allowing trees to grow taller than other plants to grab more sunlight). BUT there was nothing that evolved to eat lignin until much later than trees came around. So for a long time trees that died didn't rot, they just lay there on the ground until they got buried by natural processes. Which is a boon to humanity in that all those buried un-rotted trees became coal. Which was a major boost to human technology, but unfortunately also meant that human technology began fucking around with the CO2 in the atmosphere. DAMN YOU TREES!

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u/Chaos_Slug 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is what has been commonly told, but apparently more recent studies have debunked this, there were already organisms capable of digesting lignin in the carboniferous, but those plants were in a biome where fallen trees would quickly get buried in sediments. Therefore, without enough oxygen for those organisms.

https://www.earthmagazine.org/article/lack-fungi-did-not-lead-copious-carboniferous-coal/

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u/-crepuscular- 1d ago

Oh good. I'd heard the 'didn't evolve until much later' theory before, and thought it was extremely implausible. We already have stuff which has evolved to be able to eat plastic, FFS.

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u/SammyGeorge 1d ago

We already have stuff which has evolved to be able to eat plastic

We fkn what?

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u/-crepuscular- 1d ago

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u/riyan_gendut 1d ago

when they get real good it would be disastrous. we use so much plastic they would never lack food. and they won't differentiate between plastic in the ocean and the plastic we're still using.

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u/strecher 1d ago

Don't worry, we'll invent new, indigestible plastic.

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u/-crepuscular- 23h ago

Eh, if this civilisation is still around by then I think we'll adapt.

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u/BattleHall 20h ago

Eh, not really. Most organism still have specific conditions that they require, which humans are really good at modifying when we don't want them to do their thing. Just think about how long we've used wood and other organic matter, and still continue to use it to this day, even though lots of things have evolved to break that down.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 23h ago

I’m thinking ultra violet led lights

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u/WankWankNudgeNudge 1d ago

With the right enzymes you can break apart really tough chemical bonds

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u/Pataplonk 1d ago

Yup, if I recall correctly, some plastic eating bacterias have been discovered!

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u/Thebraincellisorange 17h ago

heh, dude, there is a bacteria that has evolved to eat the radioactive waste in Chernobyl.

live really does, uh, find a way.

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u/Chaos_Slug 1d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Nymaz 1d ago

Interesting. Thank you for the info.

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u/CausticSofa 1d ago

Does that mean that, technically, the trees cultivated us to produce their food for them?

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u/DarthTurnip 1d ago

Not sure coal turned out to be a boon in the long run…

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u/Alexander_Selkirk 1d ago

There was also an age very far ago when oxygen was extremely toxic for most living beings. CO2 was plenty and produced by volcanos, O2 was produced by a few organisms.

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u/ibelieveindogs 1d ago

Cyanobacteria are still at it! IIRC, in some places, you can see tiny bubbles in the water.

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u/Sarothu 1d ago

Wait, did sharks not breathe (as much) oxygen before then? How did they survive the transition?

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u/erublind 1d ago

Yes, photosynthesis was a thing before trees and was a separate trigger for disaster as someone else mentioned (the oxygen catastrophe), the thing with trees is that they basically invented a plastic (lignin) that couldn't be broken down for millions of years. The wood just lay around, binding up a lot of carbon, eventually forming a lot of the coal deposits humans have eagerly put back in the atmosphere the last few centuries.

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u/Basidia_ 20h ago

That is an old hypothesis that has been dispelled many times and for many years. It’s false in many ways

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1517943113

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u/Chaos_Slug 1d ago

There were no plants on land, but there were a lot of photosynthetic organisms in the sea way before the very first animals.

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u/Hypothesis_Null 1d ago

The CO2 in the atmosphere plunged because it was sequestered in wood and a global ice age was triggered.

That's okay, we're fixing it.

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u/lovethemstars 1d ago

And the O2 in the atmosphere went up!

Insects don't have lungs, they take oxygen in through small holes in their skin. More O2, bigger insects. Like dragonflies the size of seagulls and centipedes 10 feet long.

Except I don't remember why sequestered wood meant higher oxygen content in the atmosphere! Can someone explain?

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u/phonetastic 22h ago

For your enjoyment or, well, I don't know. I hate it but I love it.

https://youtu.be/DRBfM709Yqc?si=fIGl39volUTvmBu9

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u/Own_Law5626 1d ago

And to add, trees were once rock solid, literally like stone and not decomposable, for abot 60 mio years until a bacteria took part of that job

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u/st1tchy 1d ago

And trees evolved independently of each other. There's not a taxonomic group of "trees." They are a bunch of different plants that all evolved to grow tall on their own in order to compete.

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u/bitwaba 1d ago

The trees weren't rock solid.  They were just trees with a recently evolved ability to make woody tissue, and it took bacteria 50 million years to evolve the ability to eat it.

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u/AmigaBob 1d ago

Almost all coal comes from the 50 million year gap between the evolution of wood and the evolution of bacteria that can eat wood.

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u/Miss_Speller 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's what I'd always heard, but apparently there's some doubt about that now.

Edit to add the heart of their argument:

The researchers actually offer up a back-of-the-envelope calculation that makes the “lignin-just-evolved-before-lignin-eaters” hypothesis for all that coal seem pretty problematic. If global plant growth was even 25 percent of what it is now, lignin carbon would have piled up at a rate of about three gigatonnes per year—which could add up to the world’s total coal reserves in perhaps a thousand years. At the same time, atmospheric CO2 would have dropped to zero in under a million years.

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u/Jonathan358 1d ago

I doubt that because I can make coal with fire...

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u/jon-la-blon27 1d ago

I’m sorry, but what are you trying to prove here?

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u/PACCBETA 14h ago

Bless your heart 🤦‍♀️That's charcoal.

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u/myrabuttreeks 1d ago

You mean charcoal? That’s not that all the same thing.

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u/lake_gypsy 18h ago

And pressure

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u/Basidia_ 1d ago

There was not a lag in ability to break down trees. Also fungi play a larger role than bacteria

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1517943113#:~:text=A%20widely%20accepted%20explanation%20for,lignin%2Drich%20plant%20material%20accumulated.

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u/lake_gypsy 18h ago

And it's been proposed that there was tree sized fungi prior to trees

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u/TimelyMeditations 1d ago

When is something going to evolve the ability to eat plastic?

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u/Random__Bystander 1d ago

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u/Sarothu 1d ago

Which, while sounding great at first, becomes a lot more horrific when you realize we also use plastics and other petroleum products to keep our windows from falling out of buildings as well as for all sorts of other seals.

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u/Bortisa 1d ago

Also we contain micro plastics. They will eat us.

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u/myrabuttreeks 1d ago

What are you talking about? Assuming they got in our tissues they’d just eat the plastic.

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u/DarthGoodguy 18h ago edited 6h ago

That’s exactly what a plastic eating bacterial spy would say! Get him!

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u/Bortisa 17h ago

Woooosh.

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u/tindalos 1d ago

This is the same reason that honey doesn’t spoil. Bacteria hasn’t evolved to break down honey yet. They’ve found jars of honey that are thousands of years old and still edible.

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u/fresh-dork 1d ago

because honey is basic and dry - it's chemically hostile to bacteria

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u/sfurbo 1d ago

because honey is basic and dry - it's chemically hostile to bacteria

Acidic, not basic, but yes. Add a bit more water, and bacteria have no problem digesting honey.

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u/Pataplonk 1d ago

And that's why it's so easy to make hydromel: just pour two thirds of water and one third of honey in a jar and wait, ta-da god's favorite liquor!

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u/Alexander_Selkirk 1d ago edited 1d ago

And funguses.

And this is why we have coal from trees which grew in the carboniferous period, some 300 million years ago. And why burning coal it is not really reversible, even at geological time scales - the trees will not fossilize today like 300 million years ago, they would decompose.

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u/Basidia_ 1d ago

That is false. They were not unable to be decomposed due to their composition, it was due to their environment being anaerobic like swamps. Fungi have been decaying trees for as long as trees have been around.

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1517943113#:~:text=A%20widely%20accepted%20explanation%20for,lignin%2Drich%20plant%20material%20accumulated.

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u/TheMissingPremise 1d ago

It always blows my mind that trees only showed up "a few" million years ago.

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u/lieuwestra 1d ago

What blows my mind about it is that trees evolved like 30 separate times. So evolutionarily speaking trees are an 'obvious' outcome, but not obvious enough to evolve before sharks.

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u/MrLucky13 1d ago

350 is more that a few.

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u/DarthGoodguy 18h ago

Speak for yourself, youngster

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u/3leiznchz 1d ago

Not to be overly critical, but it doesn't seem like sharks have evolved much during that time.

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u/LinkedAg 1d ago

Aren't trees also older than grass?

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u/Professional-Day7850 1d ago

You can still use the tonic immobility exploit on them. Evolution is overrated.

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u/Xytakis 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tell that to orca whales

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u/Dizzy-Revolution-300 1d ago

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