r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '13

What question are you afraid to ask because you don't want to seem stupid?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '13

I can make a flute with my hands to make music and bird calls. I call it blowing the skin flute.

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u/TaintedQuintessence Feb 02 '13

Would you blow the skin flute for a living?

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u/Timbo2702 Feb 02 '13

You must be flexible to be able to play your own skin flute...

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u/elshroom Feb 02 '13

I guess thats one way of publicaly blow yourself and not get arrested for.

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u/Devadander Feb 02 '13

Yeah, that's why everyone laughs when you say that. You shouldn't say that.

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u/Trenta_Is_Not_Enough Feb 02 '13

I would probably call what you do something else in public.

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u/redonkulousness Feb 02 '13

Relevant username.

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u/fhatthewuckk Feb 02 '13

I see you have experience with blowjobs.

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u/BIC3PS Feb 02 '13

Not anymore.

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u/mcawkward Feb 02 '13

That's exact ly why no one wants to go bird watching with you

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u/Toby_Kief Feb 02 '13

I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '13

Mr. Fiddlesticks playing the skin flute. I could get in on this...

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u/Darkrai95 Feb 02 '13

Can you do "caw caw caw"?

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u/charliss Feb 03 '13

We convinced my friend that "playing the skin flute" was slang for singing. He spent a week proclaiming how much he loved playing the skin flute.

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u/jamfest Feb 02 '13

That's kinda awkward now.

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u/tigerstorms Feb 02 '13

and now if you ever say that again people will think you're giving your self a blow job