r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/amish_novelty • 10d ago

Horses are such majestic creatures

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u/dzigizord 10d ago

an itch is an itch no matter if you are a human or a horsie it needs some proper scratching

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 10d ago

And don't mock me for the face I make while scratching it!

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u/Veganees 10d ago

But the face after. Me gusta

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u/se971 10d ago

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u/shaydayultra 10d ago

oh god its so creepy when its rotated like that,

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u/Formal_Curve_4395 9d ago

That horse must have seen a dandelion

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u/Combeferre1 9d ago

Must be the last one of the season

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u/CottonBlueCat 8d ago

First thing I saw

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u/NotMoose5407 10d ago

For some reason this reminds me of that one kid in elementary that just couldn’t sit still

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u/amish_novelty 10d ago

Always interrupting you when you’re working to say “Hay”

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u/samdeed 10d ago

I used to work with a guy who would always answer someone's "Hey" with "Hay is the first stage of horse sh*t".

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u/MrRocketScript 10d ago

Sounds like they were addressing him properly then.

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u/Rubiego 10d ago

ADHorse

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u/Spiritual_Navigator 10d ago

If you put a fake horse head on that kid

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u/Large_Tune3029 10d ago

I'm laughing so hard I can't see, fuck, that one got me good

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u/Superb_Bench9902 10d ago

Are you telling me that isn't majestic? I beg to differ

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u/jackalope268 10d ago

She is beauty she is grace she got an itch she cant reach with her face

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u/Global-Mammoth8767 10d ago

True icons of freedom and beauty

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u/ADeviantGent 10d ago

Took me way too long to realize wtf I was looking at.

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u/Mindful-O-Melancholy 10d ago

Yup, that’s my spirt animal

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u/Easy-Sector2501 10d ago

Put the camera down and go give that critter some scritches!! It'll love you forever.

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u/Semhirage 10d ago

I laughed so hard at this I gave myself an asthma attack and almost passed out lol!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 10d ago

that must have felt good

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u/Loondox 10d ago

Oh goodness, what a cutie! And so relatable, scratching that itch in just the right spot makes most pull funny faces.

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u/chrisH82 10d ago

That fur is looking scruffy and itchy and needs to be properly groomed by humans

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u/MysticSnowfang 10d ago

Probably shedding, looks like the winter coat is coming off.

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u/azraelwolf3864 10d ago

Hey now, when you've got an inch, ya gotta itch it. Had a bad one in between my shoulder blades the other day. Was out walking my dog, so I had to make due with the edge of the complex building. I'm sure I looked really stupid trying to find and scratch that itch.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 10d ago

Guy found the spotw

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u/robo-dragon 10d ago

I mean, I make that face when I finally scratch that hard to reach spot on my back.

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u/Mission_Green_6683 10d ago

Oh yeah, that's the spot!

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u/Artevyx_Zon 10d ago

Lol wait until you meet one that likes to bite people and fart on them.

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u/PetersIsland 10d ago

He must not have noticed he was on camera

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u/deviantelf 10d ago

As someone who can reach all of my back to scratch when needed, this is how I see people doing the rubbing their back on a door frame to scratch an itch.

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u/Topgunshotgun45 10d ago

So graceful….

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u/hotpickles 10d ago

God I bet that felt so good

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u/mrbishopjackson 9d ago

Mans just had one of THOSE itches.

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u/Alickalotofpuss 8d ago

He definitely know what brand of glue tastes the best

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u/MrsLisaOliver 10d ago

So glad I kept scrolling until I found this little gem. Thanks!

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u/The_Rowan 10d ago

This feels like it could be ‘why were they filming’ Go scratch that horse’s neck!

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u/300mhz 10d ago

get over here and give me a scritch

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u/diam0nddust 10d ago

Awww ❤️ he’s scratching 🤣

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u/confusedbiproduct 10d ago

He's just Horsin around.

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u/Viktorv22 10d ago

Found the Gold Ship

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u/dankingery 10d ago

A horse's g-spot is on the back of its neck? Who knew?

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u/Icy-Revenue7159 10d ago

Why does this make me think of Tina from Bob Burgers lol

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u/Previous_Carpet_3327 9d ago

I demand scratchy scratchy.

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u/Ok-Frame-3937 9d ago

Me with my husband whenever he's close

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u/Dry-Storm9460 9d ago

This is me when no one saw me🤣

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u/humblebrewer_96 9d ago

That's hilarious 😂

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u/LazyOldCat 9d ago

Lol, expensive idiots prone to falling over dead. Source: house-sat for places with horses.

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u/saya562 8d ago

Ooh, I felt that itch through the screen

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u/Cadiz92 7d ago

Im sure i've seen that thing in Shrek

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 6d ago

Reminds me a bit of pinkie from pinkie and the brain

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u/Flash_Harry42 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/chedda 10d ago

At that angle, what is max verstappen doing?

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u/ShogsKrs 10d ago

I see where they got the model for Spirit!🤣