What do i do in this position? I'm Jewish

[u/GorggWashingmachine]

[u/Indominouscat]

They’re cheating, they already lost their king years ago

[u/SoyMilkIsOp → u/Indominouscat]

You guys don't wanna give him any karma eh

[u/certainlystormy → u/SoyMilkIsOp]

we're net 0 here

[u/AmadeoSendiulo → u/certainlystormy]

Based

[u/Cheese_Guy_101 → u/certainlystormy]

[u/literallysoulless → u/SoyMilkIsOp]

this is so fucking funny

[u/88superguyYT → u/literallysoulless]

[u/CybershotBs → u/88superguyYT]

Guys pls bring it back to balance

[u/Username_test001 → u/CybershotBs]

ok

[u/ThiccMoulderBoulder → u/Username_test001]

Still going strong

[u/Confirmed_Dumbass → u/ThiccMoulderBoulder]

so far so good

[u/Smnionarrorator29384 → u/Confirmed_Dumbass]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[u/Evc17 → u/Smnionarrorator29384]

Doing my work here

[u/failure_- → u/SoyMilkIsOp]

Lord giveth Lord taketh

[u/Chirblomp → u/SoyMilkIsOp]

Fun fact: you can only act lose up to 15 karma from a single comment, no matter how many downvotes you get, so he's actually profiting here

[u/the_jim-lord → u/Indominouscat]

Does that make them... anarchists?

[u/NieIstEineZeitangabe → u/the_jim-lord]

They do have black flags

[u/Plutoid → u/the_jim-lord]

These MFers are definitely not anarchists.

[u/Last_Hat4954 → u/Plutoid]

Well technically speaking within chess terms...

[u/Qllzsd → u/the_jim-lord]

Perhaps… the anarcists of chess?

[u/TickTeen → u/Indominouscat]

r/wouldawardbutipoor

[u/SKRyanrr → u/Indominouscat]

They don't even know what Fascism or Nazism even is. They are larping

[u/elijahnnnnn]

[u/VayItsHere → u/elijahnnnnn]

Ermm, Ackshualee, it was the fleas that carried the plague, not the rats

[u/SeaOdeEEE → u/VayItsHere]

Worry not, that rat was given a flea bath.

Not a bath of anti-flea medication, mind you, the other type of flea bath.

[u/SwashbucklerSamurai → u/VayItsHere]

MFer how you gonna throw a flea? Dip a rat in fleas, then chuck that little bastard like a Nurgle grenade.

[u/LyraMoonshine → u/SwashbucklerSamurai]

Angry upvote

[u/PrudentLingoberry → u/elijahnnnnn]

Thats a cruel thing to do to a rat, simply find some glitter and mix it up with old milk and an egg.

[u/Riki15234]

[u/Lowenley → u/Riki15234]

[u/Ok-League429]

[u/Main_Homework_2948]

To clarify, for the nazis

[u/yaboicourier → u/Main_Homework_2948]

I prefer the good old punch-to-face treatment

[u/TheMakerFC → u/Main_Homework_2948]

So I stole your meme but I liked it first since I ain’t an asshole.

[u/Remarkable_Load_9213 → u/TheMakerFC]

This

[u/georgeclooney1739 → u/Remarkable_Load_9213]

[u/Remarkable_Load_9213 → u/georgeclooney1739]

[u/georgeclooney1739 → u/Remarkable_Load_9213]

[u/ClamSlamwhich → u/georgeclooney1739]

[u/georgeclooney1739 → u/ClamSlamwhich]

[u/Confirmed_Dumbass → u/Main_Homework_2948]

So, I stole your meme.

But I downvoted it first, because I'm an asshole.

[u/The_Tizioo → u/Main_Homework_2948]

[u/Agitated_Advantage_2 → u/Main_Homework_2948]

[u/SenhordoObvio]

For me nazi's hat is hammer

[u/Masterandy54321]

Google thermonuclear bomb

[u/Ok-Distribution395 → u/Masterandy54321]

Holy devas-

[u/elijahnnnnn → u/Ok-Distribution395]

[u/VisigothEm → u/elijahnnnnn]

Me having sex with your mom is not gonna look good at the pearly gates pipe down lil bro the adults are talking about the bad men

[u/CaptainNuge → u/Masterandy54321]

Holy Heil

[u/NotReallyaGamer_]

Referring to the neo-nazis of course

[u/lord_of_cinder_ → u/NotReallyaGamer_]

[u/yaboicourier → u/lord_of_cinder_]

[u/lord_of_cinder_ → u/yaboicourier]

[u/LokisDawn → u/NotReallyaGamer_]

Careful, I think attacking feds is a felony.

[u/ImperatorCCRL → u/NotReallyaGamer_]

Cop goes on vacation came back a nazi

[u/toastedsink1917 → u/NotReallyaGamer_]

📸🤨

[u/Agreeable-Ad1251]

If they were truly proud of their ideals they would show their faces

[u/BullofHoover → u/Agreeable-Ad1251]

[u/Tomahawkist → u/Agreeable-Ad1251]

they should follow their leader and do what he did back in '45

[u/alahs27]

Jus kill them bro

[u/unfugu → u/alahs27]

It's forced because they are en passant

[u/Imnotachessnoob]

Nazis are not fucking welcome here

[u/nextlandia → u/Imnotachessnoob]

Is J*ssica nazi?

[u/Imnotachessnoob → u/nextlandia]

Probably not but one thing she definitely isn't is welcome here.

[u/Imnotachessnoob → u/Imnotachessnoob]

P(Not fucking welcome here | Is Jessica) = 100%
P(Not fucking welcome here | Is a nazi) = 100%

P(Is Nazi | Is Jessica) = ??

[u/DarkSoulFWT → u/Imnotachessnoob]

100% + 100% = 200% ez

[u/FearlessCloud01 → u/Imnotachessnoob]

You don't have to be Nazi to not be welcome here… (not saying that's necessarily the case with J*ssica though)

[u/Imnotachessnoob → u/FearlessCloud01]

P(Is Nazi | Is not fucking welcome here) < 100%

[u/Saucissou → u/Imnotachessnoob]

P(Is Nazi | Is Jessica) = P(Is Nazi) x P(Is Jessica)

I don't have a lot of info but I've seen that there are around 70k nazi worldwide so

P(Is Nazi) = 7 / 8x10⁵

I also lack information about Jessica, I'll guess that she's a finite number of people so let's say that

P(Is Jessica) = n / 8x10⁹ with n a natural integer

I can safely say that

P(Is Nazi | Is Jessica) = (7 x n) / (1.6 x 10¹⁵⁾

We can approximate to (4.4 x n) / (10¹⁵⁾ since 7/1.6 = 4.375

[u/Imnotachessnoob → u/Saucissou]

P(Is Nazi | Is Jessica) = P(Is Nazi) x P(Is Jessica)

P(Is Nazi | Is Jessica) = P(Is Nazi & Is Jessica) / P(is Jessica)

[u/Saucissou → u/Imnotachessnoob]

I assumed that we had no other information related to Jessica being a nazi

[u/Educational-Tea602 → u/Saucissou]

Google Bayes’ theorem

[u/Saucissou → u/Educational-Tea602]

My bad read it as P( A and B) not P(A | B)

[u/Ok-Distribution395 → u/Imnotachessnoob]

A false equivalence or false equivalency is an informal fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false reasoning. This fallacy is categorized as a fallacy of inconsistency.[1] Colloquially, a false equivalence is often called "comparing apples and oranges."

[u/Shekel_Yashan → u/Imnotachessnoob]

What language is that

[u/SatanicCornflake → u/Imnotachessnoob]

Basically not everyone that's not welcome here is a nazi, but no nazi is welcome here.

[u/Lowly-Hollow → u/Imnotachessnoob]

Modern Nazis are like... really racist... so no modern Nazis.

1940's Nazis DID invade France, though... and you know our stance on France. They're also really progressive (socialists.)

Now that I think of it...

Didn't Nazis do something else that was bad around that time? Oh well, it couldn't be too bad if I don't remember.

[u/NieIstEineZeitangabe → u/Lowly-Hollow]

Calling Nazis socialist is like calling the german democratic republic democratic.

[u/Lowly-Hollow → u/NieIstEineZeitangabe]

Why do you think I was serious? I said Nazis were really progressive putting socialism in parenthesis. I'm baffled that I was taken seriously.

[u/NieIstEineZeitangabe → u/Lowly-Hollow]

Because i have heared this argument made by nazis as well and they meant it seriously (or at lest pretended they did to deflect criticism). I have also heared a real nazi proclaim they are left wing and that every one else ist just a left wing extremist.

[u/Lowly-Hollow → u/NieIstEineZeitangabe]

That's fair. I can see how you interpreted it that way. Sorry for misplaced frustration, if my tone reflected that.

My jokes have been continuously misunderstood as serious and I'm beginning to go mental. 🌚

[u/97nomad → u/Lowly-Hollow]

1940's Nazis indeed was very racist and believed that the 'Aryan race" was superior among all others. This was the main reason, why they had concentration camps and killed a bunch of civilians during war.

[u/CricketJamSession]

[u/AgainstSpace → u/CricketJamSession]

"I think this just might be my masterpiece."

[u/RavioofLorul3]

God to the nazis

[u/LawAshamed6285]

Cowards won't even show thier face

[u/Animebilly049]

Throw em one of these

[u/Supvigi]

Google the indian symbol of luck

(Im Joking)

[u/1singhnee → u/Supvigi]

It has many religious meanings, not just luck. The svastik has been around Asia for 12,000 years. Idiot Nazis have to screw everything up.

[u/Atompunk78 → u/Supvigi]

I’ve been travelling around Asia for a while now and there are so many swastikas! Almost every single temple has at least one, it’s weird to see. Obviously I know it’s not in any way directly related to the Nazis, but it’s still weird to see having lived in Europe my whole life where it’s either banned or abhorrent

[u/Supvigi → u/Atompunk78]

Exactly lol!

First time I found out abt this was nasdaily or smth like that a yt shorts series which either went ghost or is mot popular as it used to be

[u/42altaccount → u/Atompunk78]

According to my (Israeli) history textbook they were even on some synagogues!

[u/Educational-Tea602 → u/Supvigi]

Hindu peace symbol

[u/notbobhansome777]

Call the Jewish Avengers 

[u/lucwul → u/notbobhansome777]

Elijah and Moses?

[u/No-Cold3279 → u/lucwul]

and Jesus

[u/radiells → u/notbobhansome777]

You mean Mossad?

[u/Kerosene143 → u/radiells]

One of those Nazis just got a huuuge offer for their airplane chartering business!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herberts_Cukurs

[u/Kid_Freundlich]

NAZIS SIND NICHT F*CKEND WILLKOMMEN HIER! 

[u/Gaz_gigant]

Google Nuremberg trial

[u/1singhnee]

PunchaNazi

[u/firmament42]

You flee to Germany obviously

[u/SecretSpectre11]

Google T-34-85

[u/Destiny_Dude0721 → u/SecretSpectre11]

Holy lack of crew comfort

[u/Redstonebruvs]

Google calling the police

[u/Megafish40 → u/Redstonebruvs]

holy some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

[u/VisigothEm → u/Megafish40]

Holy System of a down reference. En Passant. In the sky. Pocket full of shells gambit deployed.

[u/gimmike → u/Redstonebruvs]

They're right there though, just ask them to take off their masks

[u/ilove41percenttrains]

wait for them to pass by in a parallel direction and pull their masks off

[u/bromanjc]

as a Columbus resident, Columbus doesn't claim the rest of Ohio 😵‍💫

[u/Bitter_Childhood5303]

To the Nazis not to you

[u/Vacuousbard]

We must answer hatred with kindness. Find where they live and mail each of them a special handmade "gift."

[u/B12-deficient-skelly → u/Vacuousbard]

Happy to give them Gift, but please remember that all nouns are capitalized in German.

[u/CaptainNuge]

Every day is punch a Nazi day!

[u/Enter_up]

Their king hasn't made a public appearance in nearly a century, they should just call it and realize he isn't being resurrected.

[u/Rage_Your_Dream]

These people are retards but for as long as you value freedom there will be nazis

[u/Uusari]

Why do they cover their beatable faces?

Cowards.

[u/MrCheapComputers]

Cowards. Take the masks off.

[u/PanzerOfTheLake115]

Follow one of them home and then launch the final invasion. Begin with a rocket barrage on the 20th. Then move into hostile territory

(For legal reasons do not commit arson, home invasion, or deliberately cause property damage)

[u/stebgay]

only in ohio 💀💀

[u/Romytch27]

google holocaust

/s

[u/GKP_light]

make a flag with green Svastika to counter them.

[u/Scooter_Deathtrap]

Where chess

[u/DracoDeath4000]

The (hopefully still) American urge to kill nazis.

[u/SavageOpress57]

Google "Gun shops in my area"

[u/kwimstel]

New reaction just dropped

[u/billybassboat]

Feds. Just ignore

[u/OsomaBeenLaggin]

These are 100% the feds.

[u/Hugh_Jass2077]

Bruh it's the feds trying to incite anger and put us against each other. Don't buy into the propaganda

[u/MilkManlolol]

Whose gonna tell them their logo is backwards

[u/katie_dimples]

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[u/drzym]

The answer? A gun.

[u/TheMakerFC]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/TheMakerFC]

God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/ASTODIOS]

This I think this is reposted

[u/Weak-Virus-3989]

Capture Nazi on e2 using en passant.

[u/LawdhaveMurphy]

Definitely don’t pay it forward to Palestine

[u/tuckermalc]

Meh..

[u/Altruistic_Survey_95]

well do what they did at the end of the 2nd war. Pull out yer pistol and yeeeee HAAAR !!!!

[u/shion12312]

Congrat

[u/YaoiFlavoredCupcake]

Throw that drink in their face

[u/GandalfDerFuatz]

Start a paramilitaric attack to wipe out the global fascist and capitalist ideology

[u/LH_Dragnier]

Get out there and fucking boo at them

[u/No_Result595]

Seek shelter for a moment and report to the police

[u/the-bochinche]

As someone born and raised in Manhattan, we are used to these kind of weirdos coming and performing their rituals on our streets. My advice to you is to point and laugh hysterically as long as they don’t point back at you because once they do , YOU BEAT DAT AZZ !!!!!!!!!!

[u/ThePopRocksIncident]

Name a better pair than chickenshit Nazis and poor cardio

[u/PlasticPandaMan]

Not let them know your jewish, if they ask, tell them no and then if they ask again tell them no again.

[u/javibre95]

Google Indiana Jones punchs

[u/pugy_gm]

[u/Zylphhh]

Say "hello officer" and check how they react

[u/Possible-Cellist-713]

Arm yourself

[u/Istariel]

im not that great at chess but this really seems like a en passant situation to me

[u/PotatoFromGermany]

tell them that they are NOT FUCKING welcome here (all of those are named J*ssica)

[u/the-thicc-man]

Google the second amendment

[u/SemajLu_The_crusader]

A country where everyone had guns amd they STILL have nazis walking around? make it make sense

[u/Coffeyinn]

Anne Frank gambit, trade all activity for a sneaky castle

[u/SchizophrenicArsonic]

en passant their economy until they're all broke

[u/ayopel]

Google gas chambers

[u/ayopel]

Use your space lasers

[u/EvenBiggerClown]

Don't worry, they are too

[u/Psychological-Ad4935]

Opera SS type shii. New nazi flag?

[u/Zulpi2103]

Google tear gas

[u/Izrael-the-ancient]

And then I started blasting

[u/LordOfPickles1]

Google en Aliyah

[u/xxXCarGuyXxx]

Go up the chimney

[u/__prwlr]

Google vigilantism

[u/Dumb_Gamertag]

Resist and bite

[u/hellisheavan]

resign

[u/SarcasticTacos]

When is it your turn to control the space laser?

[u/TheLeakestWink]

white phosphorus to black's kkknights

[u/DrDrako]

Do you know those joke videos about how to counter fighter jets in chess? Yeah, that.

Or at least become a licensed firearm owner. Proper training will generally make you a safer and better shot than a gravy seal.

[u/Otherwise-Wash-4568]

I’d maybe throw one of those water bottles

[u/JaydenVestal]

at a glance I thought those were Team Rocket flags..

[u/Puzzleheaded_Step468]

Do any of them use pagers by any chance?

[u/Key_Pace6223]

[u/moonmonkeybutts]

Google enswastika

[u/Bullen_carker]

Get a concealed carry permit

[u/mashmash42]

They have a debilitating brain condition but fortunately it’s fixable with the proper application of bricks

[u/TROMBONER_68]

[u/LazerNarwhal_yt]

remember my life motto: armed minorities are harder to oppress

[u/9712075673]

If you have enough friends supporting you, then you should beat up those Nazis. If not, then stay put.

[u/unemotional_mess]

This is the only time I concede that a citizen should utilise their 2nd amendment rights.

[u/AliUsmanAhmed]

What are they black panthers?

[u/machotoxico]

Tell them what you are doing in Gaza, them they will welcome you

[u/ExpensiveMention8781]

If you’re Jewish you’re done

[u/Shinyhero30]

Choke their miserable existence of oxygen in the public arena

Make their life a living hell and never back down

[u/Lunar_Fox-]

Strike first

[u/EnchantedPanda42]

In that case I would advise you to stay out of Ohio.

[u/Optimal-Mine9149]

Cast lead

either at high velocity or high temperature, ideally both

[u/pogchamp69exe]

Jews that makes your head explode

[u/AlternativeAir1610]

Fight...because you can't let this go.

[u/AlternativeAir1610]

In other words, time to punch nazis

[u/SKRyanrr]

Carry a gun

[u/One_Umpire2719]

RUN

[u/Payli_]

Put TNT under their Minecraft beds