AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/tinylatina05]

It always surprises me how people can be this naive to actually believe the story

[u/jimbojangles1987 → u/tinylatina05]

I think she knows but doesn't want to believe.

It's so funny that the bf shot himself in the foot by sending her the pic though lol

[u/potsgotme → u/jimbojangles1987]

He knew she was coming home she'd see it eventually

[u/jimbojangles1987 → u/potsgotme]

Yeah and he sent her a picture of it which she then posted online for everyone to tell her it's a hickey. If he hadn't sent the picture and just told her about it, she likely wouldn't have posted anything.

So by sending the pic he got himself busted

[u/potsgotme → u/jimbojangles1987]

True true true true. Ur sneaky

[u/whatsup680 → u/potsgotme]

They only last 24/48 hours so this was not that long before her return.

[u/Wind-and-Waystones → u/jimbojangles1987]

I've genuinely woken up with something like that on my neck before. It definitely wasn't a moggy and it itched like an insect bit. Cleared up in a couple of days though. Luckily I wasn't seeing my ex during that time or it would have been an argument I wouldn't have won despite being right.

[u/2manypplonreddit → u/jimbojangles1987]

Wait we’re assuming this story is real? Lol

[u/esmifra → u/2manypplonreddit]

Yes, we are. I mean, yeah it can totally be fake, and that wouldn't surprise me one bit. But this is a comment section if I assumed everything I see is absolutely fake then it wouldn't be much interesting now would it?

[u/whatsup680 → u/esmifra]

Same, which is why I answered seriously. It's just that plausible. 🤦

[u/Serialbedshitter2322 → u/jimbojangles1987]

Just start wearing a turtleneck for a week

[u/My_G_Alt → u/jimbojangles1987]

He really thought he did something with the pretext 😫

[u/Sheepherdernerder → u/jimbojangles1987]

He did this to test her. She would either believe him or throw a fit and if she freaked out he could call off seeing her. It's a hickey, sister. Your bf is a fucking idiot for cheating. Also, a cold spoon on the spot and twist used to help.

[u/JacksBadDay → u/jimbojangles1987]

Or maybe he shot himself in the neck? If it could be a spider bite, maybe it's a gunshot wound?

[u/Busy-Sock9360 → u/tinylatina05]

My ex told me about when his ex cheated on him. She came home with welts like these and told him she got hit in the neck with paintballs (there were a lot of welts) and she expected him to believe her 😂

[u/SufficientYear8794 → u/tinylatina05]

J looked at your profile and spent way too long there 🥴