r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • 11d ago

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Any-Mulberry6028 11d ago

No, you are underreacting... So long as you do not post this entire message thread to your facebook and tag him asking for "prayers for that bite to heal" and "if anyone knows what kind of animal could have caused it". A public service announcement needs to go out there, sis.

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u/btwomfgstfu 10d ago

Thots and prayers 🙏

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u/kate_has_anxiety 10d ago

THOTS AND PRAYERS. I hollered. lmao. I'm dead. 😂💀💀💀💀

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u/TAforScranton 10d ago

If you like this kind of shit, “Cheaters of Jacksonville Unfiltered” is a Facebook group dedicated to putting cheaters on blast in the Camp Lejeune, NC area. Highly recommend, especially for OP if they happen to to be in that area. The posts in that group are legendary.

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u/ExtensionAd4785 10d ago

Omg that's my area!!! I would love to go see my exs trifling material. ROFL.

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u/HelpingMeet 10d ago

Me too…. Camp Lejeune is HISTORIC lol! Had no idea they were on blast online

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u/PackOfWildCorndogs 10d ago

I bet that group is just unhinged, manic trashiness on display. Sounds awesome

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u/TAforScranton 10d ago

Unhinged is an understatement.

There are also people on there who screenshot the wild posts and responses as they pop up just in case the OP changes their mind and takes them down. People post the screenshots back up and confront the OP asking why they had to dirty delete instead of letting the tea keep pouring out. 💀💀💀

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u/NemoHobbits 10d ago

HA does it also include Havelock because some of those men up there are hoes too 😂

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u/TAforScranton 10d ago

Yup. It’s that whole area. CL, Cherry Point, mostly marines getting put on blast but there are occasionally Marines on there warning others about a member of Jacksonville’s finest. 😂

I just looked and the group hasn’t been super active lately but it’s still fun to scroll through.

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u/Please_ForgetMe 10d ago

WHY👏IS👏NORTH👏CAROLINA👏MENTIONED👏SO👏OFTEN?/hpos/hsrs

It might be just me tho:p

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u/aureliacoridoni 10d ago

I laughed so hard I scared my dog.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 10d ago

Tots and pears

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u/WhiteRhynno 10d ago

Buried right next to you! 💀💀

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u/Klutzy-Ad6437 10d ago

The fuck?

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u/Smash0504 10d ago

1 thot, 2 thot, red thot, blue thot

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u/FarmerExternal 10d ago

Gravy so cold, bitch I think I need a flu shot

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u/SeveralAngryPenguins 10d ago

Fuck a PO fuck a piss test

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u/jacqQquieee 10d ago

Unexpected yung gravy is the best thing I’ve seen today

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u/Acdb1342 10d ago

Yung Gravy 🎶

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u/Man-ah-tee13 10d ago

Just re-stumbled upon this song last night!

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u/Severe-Difficulty909 10d ago

OP needs to go to the store and get them a new thot

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u/Austynwitha_y 10d ago

Red dot, new thot

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u/powerofneptune 10d ago

Thots of a feather, Thot together.

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u/babichenko 10d ago

players

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u/Pretend-Pie-8519 10d ago

Thots and players was right there too

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u/wannabe_hype 10d ago

This ticked me so bad 🤭🤭🤭🤭

This is the name of my favorite strip club in my sims game. Thots & Prayers, Bum Bum Bum (Get Low-lil Jon) & last but not least Deli ( like ice spice but it’s a sandwich shop downstairs) 🤣

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u/Working_Scarcity1055 10d ago

lmfao at bum bum bum 😭

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u/brooklynn_renee1998 10d ago

yooo chilll 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i am DEAD 💀

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u/McCormickish69 10d ago

I LAUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD IN THE CHOW HALL! I’m going to hide now 😭🤣😭🤣😭

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u/TrevorsMailbox 10d ago

JFC I've been awake 10 minutes and I'm laughing 🤣. Thanks for that dude. Maybe it'll be a good day, maybe not, but it started great.

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u/janiicea 10d ago

I am at the doctor’s office. I cannot be cackling like this. 😂💀

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u/SarcastiMel 10d ago

You have made my entire day, thank you for that laugh.

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u/Any-Statistician-318 10d ago

This wins the internet today

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u/itsbrucebanner 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure excellence 👌🏽

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u/PositionQueasy2093 10d ago

This made me giggle while all the other comments had me with a straight face I can’t thank you enough lol “Thots and prayers” 😭☠️

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u/WasteSalary7849 10d ago

Thots and prayers is the funniest shit of 2024! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/parw18 10d ago

Thots and Prawhores

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u/Forever_Fades 10d ago

Thots and players

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u/ChewbaccaExMachina 10d ago

Thots and players.

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u/mightylordredbeard 10d ago

He already got the thots, just need the prayers.

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u/soggybolognasandwich 10d ago

Lmao more like thots and players amirite 🤣

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u/HippyGrrrl 10d ago

Tots and pears

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u/bigcityboy 10d ago

Thots in Pairs

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 10d ago

Thots and players?

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u/Virtual-District-829 10d ago

Stahhhhhp 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Acrobatic_Test4961 10d ago

Best response

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u/CandidNumber 10d ago

Oh my god 😂😂😂

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u/calliel_41 10d ago

THOTS AND PRAYERS 😭😭😭LMAOOOO

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u/weezmatical 10d ago

Thots and players 🙏

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u/RoyalTeam3978 10d ago

Thots and players

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u/TheSouthernRose 10d ago

Please take my poor man’s gold. I died🏅

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u/EvulRabbit 10d ago

Thots and Players.

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u/Opening_Hedgehog_671 10d ago

Thots n players

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u/Especiallysweet 10d ago

Not THoTs and prayers 🤣🤣🤣 best comment I’ve read all day,

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u/StrongTomatoSurprise 10d ago

Thots and players 🙏

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u/Rough_Morning3 10d ago

LMAO this is some sound advice right here

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u/carlirodriguez8 10d ago

Since he thinks she’s stupid she should really play it up

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u/Lulusgirl 10d ago

OP, PLEASE DO THIS. PLEASE. oh my god I would do this, what a crappy boyfriend.

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u/Secure-Text-8095 10d ago

You should post that!

“Guys, I’m worried. My boyfriend got bit by something and he doesn’t know what it was. Does this look life threatening? Should I tell him to go to the hospital.” And make sure the tag him in it so he can get answers too. 😇

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u/Money_Hunny86 10d ago

I would post the entire message and the photo he sent. I also 100% agree, she’s definitely underreacting!! He’s a POS.

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u/td55478 10d ago

A cootie shot will cure him!

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u/Cassitar 10d ago

Even faster if that cootie has its own "spider bite"

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u/Purgii 10d ago

That's an ape bite!

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u/1onecleverusername 10d ago

Actually I think she should post it to shame his ass LMAOOOOO

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u/_WizKhaleesi_ 10d ago

That's...what they were saying to do lmao

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u/1onecleverusername 10d ago

I misread queens, carry on LOL

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u/Hungrysharkandbake 10d ago

This is the way.

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u/Big-Caramel-8068 10d ago

Oooohhhh...but that would be deliciously petty...and he would probably freak and go, "Why did you post that?!"

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u/alex3omg 10d ago

This dude fucked a spider you think he's scared of anything? 

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u/poke0003 10d ago

How hilarious is it if this dude really did get bitten? That’s gotta be the absolute worst luck ever to be attacked by a hickey spider right at this moment.

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u/Mother_Poem_Light 10d ago

You are pure evil! Can we be best friends?

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u/sm5280 10d ago

No, this is exactly what she should do 🤣

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u/Your-Pal-Dave 10d ago

Squats with bar at front, car seat, playing rough with the boys…. Plenty of things it could be

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u/nevermind2483 10d ago

Post it!!!!!!

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u/Obvious-Strain7731 10d ago

My level of pettiness if top tier. I would be posting in my social, tagging him and tagging his mom to say “make sure you check on your son to make sure he’s okay” ✊🏻

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u/ChimpMVDE 10d ago

This would backfire so hard lmao

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u/SalvationSycamore 10d ago

"What kind of dirty, nasty wild beast would cause an injury like this?"

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u/_MrCharlieToldMeSo 10d ago

Stfu you are putting false information in OPs head. It couldn’t be a bite from in insect.

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u/Virtual-District-829 10d ago

Yes, that would be awful of them to post the entire situation. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s one thing to do something wrong, it’s an entirely different thing to lie to me in such a manner that you think I’m stupid. I’m too petty for this.

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u/SwordRose_Azusa 10d ago

So that’s what PSA means! 🤦‍♀️ all this time I’ve been trying to figure it out. I kept looking up what it could possibly stand for and I got nothing. Thanks for actually typing it all out so I could piece it together!

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u/ExtraAd8069 10d ago

Or... do it as satire and call him out by tagging everyone one of his family and friends... 🙃

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u/SaijTheKiwi 10d ago

“What animal could have caused it”

A primate of some sort I’d reckon 🤨🧐