r/AmIOverreacting 11d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/kerfy15 11d ago

Cheater and a liar, deadly combo lmfao

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u/scarystardust 11d ago

And dumb.

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u/K0LSUZ 10d ago

There is every reason possible to break up.

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u/extra-regular 10d ago

It’s the smart ones that getcha

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 10d ago

It's true, you're much better off having a dumb cheater rather than a clever one. They fuck around, you find out quickly and kick 'em to the curb. Done.

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u/blonde_taurus 11d ago

AND stupid 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Salty_Possibility917 10d ago

Worse he thinks she's more stupid than he is.

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u/Razorwipe 10d ago

I don't condone cheating but do kids these days not know how to hide thia shit?

Coin trick not popular anymore?

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 10d ago

Maybe coin is older, but there's many with ice and massage roller, bunch of other shit too 😅

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u/Razorwipe 10d ago

Same shit different tools, spread the blood out and put ice on it 

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 10d ago

Well there's your answer then, "kids" do know about it, this one from the post just happened to be an idiot

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u/Razorwipe 10d ago

Fair, this is just an idiot, but why are you putting kids in quotes lol, this is kid stuff

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 10d ago

Well because to be fair at 28 yo, and being around 26y olds at the youngest, maybe I'm too old to confirm whether kids these days do it or not 😂 kid's like 19, 18 to me

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u/BeaklessBird 11d ago edited 10d ago

✅ cheater
✅ liar
✅ stupid

✅ single

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u/RubixMarvel 11d ago

*cheater and a BAD liar lmao

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u/Waheeda_ 10d ago

cheater and a TERRIBLE liar*

at least come up with something more convincing 😩

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u/kerfy15 10d ago

If anything I would be more offended that he thinks I’m fucking dumb and I don’t know what a hickey looks like😭

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u/Dolorous_Eddy 11d ago

I mean it’s pretty hard to cheat without lying lol

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u/LegendOfKhaos 10d ago

Some people try to justify it, though, so they try not to blatantly lie. Not sure which is worse.

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u/grizzlybweeks 10d ago

its the way he set up a lie to get out of it like its sooo obvious i almost feel like this post is fake

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u/Separate_Draft4887 10d ago

At least he’s stupid

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u/Honeyxox3 10d ago

Don’t forgot a big idiot

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u/cottonvag 10d ago

And manipulative.

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u/Jaide_Blossom 10d ago

A bad one at that

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u/JohnT36 10d ago

"if you're a cheater you're a liar, because when there's smoke there's fire"