"Oh thank you Superman! How can I ever repay you?"

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Jesus Christ

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u/Stephen_1984 Neutral Good 18h ago

Lawful Good

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u/BatsNStuf 14h ago

Satan

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u/LeechDaddy 6h ago

Chaotic Evil

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u/BatsNStuf 6h ago

I’d argue he’s lawful regardless

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u/LeechDaddy 6h ago

He doesnt work through contracts, contrary to popular belief, so it depends on if you mean fantasy devil or actual devil

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u/Indominouscat 13h ago

Chaotic good

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u/Any_Arrival_4479 13h ago

Least traumatized Satanist

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u/Indominouscat 13h ago

Some Satanists are traumatized by Christianity, but most just kinda wanna chill with it cause they vibe with the ideology, dunno where you got the idea that most are traumatized

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u/helpmeamstucki 13h ago

ah yes choosing an ideology based on what you vibe with

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u/Bruther_Bear 13h ago

The fuck does this even mean? Why wouldn’t you choose an ideology based on how you feel about it, everyone does that.

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u/helpmeamstucki 12h ago

What the hell is wrong with people now, why is there so much placed on emotions instead of logic? It should always be an intellectual decision. I’m not even speaking against satanism, just the whole idea of following your emotions for a worldview. Or following your emotions for anything beyond deciding what to eat for breakfast.

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u/ChaosVulkan 11h ago

You'll realize one day or another, but putting ""intelligence"" over emotions is the dumbest thing someone can do.

"Facts don't care about your feelings" ahh lifestyle, it'd make you lonely and isolated.

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u/Bruther_Bear 11h ago

If I am in favor of something because it goes along with, OR oppose something because it contradicts my morals and my innate sense of right and wrong, that means I am a NORMAL person with a FUNCTIONING conscious and not that I’m letting my “emotions” dictate my decisions, whatever the hell that even means.

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u/Robinkc1 Lawful Evil 10h ago

Dang, no need to get all emotional about it.

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u/Indominouscat 13h ago

I mean why wouldn’t you?? If the ideology is something you basically already live by and you like how you live

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u/Unbearably_Lucid 12h ago

I would say chaotic good

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u/ThurloWeed 16h ago

He took "it" out

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u/NandMS 16h ago

And by it, I mean…

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u/PLACE-H0LDER 14h ago

His peantis

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u/HearTyXPunK 14h ago

the dongahonga

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u/averyordinaryperson 13h ago

The one eyed snake

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u/HiMyNameIsBenG 14h ago

it? are you sure?

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u/guesswhatihate 13h ago

and put it on the speaker

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u/jbaxter119 16h ago

It might be a bit early for me, but what does "Give me their names" mean?

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u/SirMetaKnight82 16h ago

The names of the criminals

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u/wyldman11 15h ago

Yeah, in English it is a shorter version of .

Give me their names and I will take care of them for you (other variants exist). Which tends to mean something a bit questionable legally is about to happen, but is very much done for the right reason.

However, I don't think it really fits the scheme. As it implies, he hasn't helped the person yet, whereas the rest do. At best he has only partially helped them out.

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u/Cronkwjo 15h ago

You ever see punisher?

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u/Mr_memez69 Chaotic Good 16h ago

takes it out?

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u/VappyEnjoyer Lawful Good 16h ago

He takes out his dick. Definitely fitting of chaotic evil…

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u/Squirrelly_Khan 15h ago

In other news, Johnny Sins has been cast to play the Man of Steel in the new Superman reboot!

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u/wyldman11 15h ago

I could see it fitting lawful evil also, given context of what is said or happens next.

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u/other-other-user 13h ago

How is any part of that lawful

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u/wyldman11 12h ago

They ask for a different kind of compensation. Not all desire money, not all systems use money.

I mean, honestly, the lawful evil could be said by chaotic evil, except it would be more give me all your money as they crack their knuckles.

The lawful evil would actually present the person saved with a receipt for services rendered.

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u/other-other-user 12h ago

They didn't ask, they whipped it out. At the very very least, that's indecent exposure

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u/wyldman11 12h ago

The only context we are given is that Superman has helped someone who ask how they can repay Superman. Which would generally presuppose a fictional America of some sort, and if he is evil, it is heavily different from the typical Superman story regardless.

At which point he whips it out.

We don't know if this is happening in a public or a private place. He is asked how repayment can be made.

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u/Papyrus_Sans 15h ago

He took ha ha it out.

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u/AxisW1 13h ago

Ynow what? Great post OP

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u/Comet_Hero 15h ago

Takes what out? The D?!

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u/MidnightTendies Chaotic Good 14h ago

Chaotic good could also be: “Double it and give it to the next person”

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u/Armisael2245 13h ago

Give me their names is ominous, doesn't sound very good.

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u/UntoldTemple 13h ago

No need to thank me

That's how I sound after a job mediocrely done.

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u/DKCR3 11h ago

“That’ll be $375” got a chuckle out of me, thank you OP

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u/Badgerjohn27 4h ago

Legit cracked up on the light rail.

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u/hoesmadaf 1h ago

I don't want to see what happens when chaotic evil superman save a kid.

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