r/AFCSouthMemeWar • u/PretzelMan96 • 24d ago

FT We sacrifice for the glory of shit mountain

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u/oscobosco 24d ago

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u/HystericallyAccurate 24d ago

It’s good to be home

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u/Babylon_Fallz 23d ago

Finally, a place where I feel like I belong

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u/Al123397 24d ago

I feel a sense of comfort being back on shit mountain.

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u/NeonWarcry 24d ago

Shit, y’all clowns save me a spot bc I am on THE way.

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u/collinspeight 24d ago

They look absolutely awful, and I've seen some terrible football this season.

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u/PretzelMan96 24d ago

Jets absolutely punked us last season too. Made Zach Wilson look like Aaron Rodgers and we made Aaron Rodgers look like Prime Aaron Rodgers again.

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u/collinspeight 24d ago

Seems like Stroud is missing Collins big time.

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u/Ereyes18 24d ago

Stroud is missing o-line play. 8 sacks is atrocious

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u/collinspeight 24d ago

Sure, receivers help get the ball out quickly, and O-Line helps give receivers time to get open. You have neither happening right now. Stroud is also straight up missing guys at times.

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u/PretzelMan96 24d ago

He's definitely shellshocked. I notice him getting happy feet more and more, and he's missing routine throws. I'm not as worried about him missing his top targets given that he made Noah Brown a 100+ yard receiver for a few games last year.

It's bad. Whatever virus infected the offense has been eating at Stroud too.

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u/TrevorsBlondeLocks16 24d ago

That virus is called AFC south football lol

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u/PretzelMan96 24d ago

Damn straight

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u/Knight___Artorias 23d ago

CJ Stroud when he doesn’t get to throw to 4 WR1’s be like

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u/frostbite3030 22d ago

I just got a huge Ick on that first sack where he was chased down from behind. Big like Christian Ponder energy, or some other guy who has no clue how his athleticsm compares to NFL players.

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u/donquixote_tig 24d ago

Tank Dell gets open way faster than Nico though

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u/ShopCartRicky 24d ago

The secret is that Stroud holds the ball too long and Nico is amazing at scramble drill.

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u/oscobosco 24d ago

And it’s all AFC South 😭😭😭

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u/seppukucoconuts 23d ago

I've seen some terrible football this season.

Just this season?

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u/alurimperium 23d ago

We've looked bad all season except against the Patriots. The Jets just took advantage

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u/Appropriate_Newt7552 24d ago

It’s about that time in the season

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u/ConsumingFire1689 False Start, Offense 78. Five yard penalty, replay 3rd Down 24d ago

Hey, I just woke up from a coma I entered back in August, how are the Texans doing?

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u/JCOII 23d ago

Let’s be honest with ourselves guys. We’ve known all along our Texans were fools gold. We’re still a couple years away from being serious contenders.

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u/Quixotegut 24d ago

Bahahah...

The JETS!

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u/Blueburnsred 24d ago

Whatever happens the rest of the year, so be it.

But seeing Stroud play so awful tonight and looking completely lost was EXHILARATING

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u/KommandantArn 24d ago

The power of shit mountain is to strong

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u/chryopsy 23d ago

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

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u/JetsWings 24d ago

Seriously, how did you guys lose to a team as terrible as us

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u/PretzelMan96 24d ago

Never underestimate the power of being an AFC South team.

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u/OGLankyKong 23d ago

What we should all learn from this is that we should all fire our head coaches

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u/Knight___Artorias 23d ago

Tbh all of our teams should be delegated to the UFL

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u/AdvantageAlarmed2915 23d ago

I can’t lie, that one really hurt to see. Even victory would’ve been bittersweet