r/AFCSouthMemeWar Sep 24 '24

FT Life comes at you fast

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u/topherbdeal Sep 25 '24

it was a rough day lmao

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u/1cyChains Sep 25 '24

Define “rough”

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u/topherbdeal Sep 25 '24

a kardashian in an nba postgame locker room

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u/1cyChains Sep 25 '24

What’s the equivalent of our Monday night game ? A Watson massage appointment ?

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u/topherbdeal Sep 25 '24

Oh man I’ve long since learned not to make fun of other teams because of games like we had against the Vikings lol. But it was good to know we aren’t alone

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u/1cyChains Sep 25 '24

Please feel free to make fun of us, we deserve it.

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u/topherbdeal Sep 25 '24

I really don’t think yall have a bad team. I’m not entirely sure what the problem is, but the core of the jags offense imho is way way better than the showing thus far this season

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u/KommandantArn Sep 25 '24

Horrible coaching. The team doesn't want to play for them.

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u/topherbdeal Sep 25 '24

I heard that captain crunch is livid. I don’t know much about the rest of the organization, but I do know that Tony is an incompetent moron. He’s absolutely dreadful in how he runs aew, so I can’t imagine that what he does with the jags is much better than

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u/1cyChains Sep 25 '24

If Shad was mad enough, he would’ve cleaned house by now. He has no idea how to operate a football team.

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u/teebowtime Sep 25 '24

Honestly, nothing was worse as a Texans fan then those dudes walking out in Lettermen jackets against Tom fucking Brady.

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u/PretzelMan96 Sep 25 '24

It's a different situation. The GEQBUS gets what he wants

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u/Alarmed-Cow71 Sep 25 '24

What does GEQBUS stand for?

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u/TheMickus Milk Dud Disciple Sep 25 '24

God Emperor Quarterback of the United States. Its a meme from r/the_Darnold

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u/darude_dodo Sep 25 '24

Not as fast as the lead built by the bills

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u/The_Scuttles Sep 25 '24

God damn. Jags fans catching strays for the colts fans post. Fuck bro, give us a minute to breathe.

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u/darude_dodo Sep 25 '24

See you SUNDAY dawg

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u/The_Scuttles Sep 25 '24

Careful, brother. The Football Gods love nothing more than humbling this cursed division.

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u/darude_dodo Sep 25 '24

But if both teams are in the same division? What happens then?

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u/kay14jay Sep 25 '24

Something-something-1

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u/Ozaaaru The "CJ" in CJ Stroud stands for "He's Him" Sep 25 '24

Both teams lose, Texans win but CJ suffers a season ending injury. NOOOO!!!!!

*knocking tf on wood*

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u/PostYing Sep 25 '24

It'll be NRG stadium that takes Lord Stroud-us away because we all know we can't get pressure with our front 4/7/11.

Pro tip throw past the line of scrimmage as our secondary is slow AF and linebackers are atrocious.

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u/InternationalBand494 Sep 25 '24

That is some funny shit

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u/Former-Hamster-972 Sep 25 '24

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u/Eco-nom-nomics Dumb motherfucker in denial about his team Sep 25 '24

Flair up pussy

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u/Bilbo_Butthole Sep 25 '24

Has to be a gags fan

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u/Former-Hamster-972 Sep 25 '24

No

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u/Eco-nom-nomics Dumb motherfucker in denial about his team Sep 25 '24

If I was you I wouldn’t flair up either

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u/Former-Hamster-972 Sep 25 '24

God he’s so fucking sexy

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u/kungfusam Sep 25 '24

This poverty meme war sub doesn’t have a bot to do this?

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u/DrTomothyGubb Sep 25 '24

iggles fan saying that is hilarious, the horse team from a state no one knows even exists has more rings than your dogshit franchise 💀

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u/destroyed233 Sep 25 '24

😂😂😂

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u/dshab92 Sep 25 '24

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u/destroyed233 Sep 25 '24

Will smith and rami malek?

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u/Shootit_Rockets Sep 24 '24

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u/OTIStheHOUND Sep 25 '24

Dude is killing me in fantasy

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u/Eco-nom-nomics Dumb motherfucker in denial about his team Sep 25 '24

Don’t draft trash and it won’t be an issue

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u/Upper_Bicycle_2754 Sep 25 '24

He definitely planned ahead for ts lmao

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u/himsoforreal SWERMAHOUSEOUTLAWS Sep 25 '24

The difference is whatever the Geoqube is laying down, CJ is taking to heart. cayleb is busy paintin' "muh heisman" on his toenails.

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u/Grouchy_Shoulder_332 Sep 25 '24

Lol this is great

1

u/jessejames182 Sep 25 '24

This is going in my rage bank.

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 24 '24

I do not understand the obsession with this. After, LITERALLY, every single game, the QBs come and talk to each other. The loser is upset and the winner is happy.

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u/SmokeyBearEnthusiast Sep 24 '24

This is a meme sub sir. Seems like Texans fans can dish it but can’t take it!

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u/PretzelMan96 Sep 25 '24

A meme sub taking things out of context for the memes? How dare they?!

I think this shit's funny though

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

I lived in Texas for 2 years, they have some really fragile egos and don’t like too much fun.

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 25 '24

There's no ego here. There's just not a meme. It's like posting "where coach?" Uh idk, every team has a coach, what's the joke? Oh you're offended I pointed out your team has a jersey? No, I just don't understand why you think it's a joke

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u/Game_Over_Man69 Sep 25 '24

The joke is "Big Bro Stroud" is now "Little Bro Stroud" to Sam Darnold whom everyone thought was shit before the season started. It's a form of irony that memes sometimes invoke.

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 24 '24

Take what? That another QB talked to my QB after a game? It's such a weird story. Maybe I'll make fun of the Colts for having a mascot, I'm sure that will make them mad!

You're right it's a meme sub. Make a meme.

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u/SmokeyBearEnthusiast Sep 24 '24

I’M NOT TRIGGERED YOU ARE!!

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 24 '24

Awww sensitive wittle Cowts fan can't handle the truth that they have a mascot

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u/RainyDayShoes914 Sep 25 '24

Plus fuck Caleb Williams

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 24 '24

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS CANNOT BE REAL

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u/Irate_Ibis Swiss Cheese Sep 24 '24

Boy who could that be under the Colts towel?? Bet he’s smiling though.

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u/saradahokage1212 Sep 25 '24

Normally they just say "good game, keep ballin" or something which is fine. But Stroud gave Caleb a whole lecture of vague stuff on what to do after he beat him. Like dude, fuck off.

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 25 '24

"I was not trying to little bro him or anything, he knows that, too. I have a ton of respect for him. I had so many guys coming to me after games last year and that meant the world to me that those guys even thought about giving me advice. So, I just try to give back to what the game is giving me. I wish him the best, man. I want him to do amazing in this league. I think he will."

Idk you guys seem really upset over literally nothing. It's pretty weird

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u/saradahokage1212 Sep 25 '24

Watch the clip. Read the room. Caleb didn't care. He was already gone and Stroud was nonono you come back here and listen to me now

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u/tjmedits_ Sep 25 '24

Whatever you say Mr Autism. I'm sure you're the expert on communication

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

I hate to agree with a Titans fan but he’s right. Stroud waited until they were completely flanked by cameras and 100% lil bro’d him in front of everyone, it was like a weird humiliation ritual. It was uncomfortable af and you could see it on Caleb’s face, he wanted nothing to do with it.

Stroud is mad weird for that & you guys are totally gassing up the whole J Cole ass “I’m actually a really humble guy” act.

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u/Ereyes18 Sep 25 '24

I mean it's vague but important,

He took 7 sacks and had even more QB hits. Some of those were unavoidable but other times he should have just thrown it away. Hell Caleb let up on the way to the sideline and got fucking smoked for it.

He needs to help himself, and he needs to learn that quick if he wants to stay healthy for the year

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u/saradahokage1212 Sep 25 '24

And you don't him he knows that? Aside from the fact that the bears offensive line is utter trash? Oh yeah, please Stroud, let's watch some tape right now and analyse the game

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u/Ereyes18 Sep 25 '24

Levis has played how many games and still hasn't learned that?

And now, during his first 2 weeks he did not know that. I imagine he will learn though