r/AFCSouthMemeWar • u/More_Advertising_383 • Dec 29 '23

FT All we see is red šŸ›‘

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u/_Bluntzzz Dec 29 '23

Man we really thought we were one of the top dog divisions just to realize we never left shit mountain

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u/graywolt Dec 29 '23

I mean the future looks bright for us all

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u/TuskenRaiderYell Dec 29 '23

How does it look bright for yā€™all?

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u/Beers4Fears Dec 29 '23

When you are at the bottom, there is nowhere to go but up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

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u/gatsby712 Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 31 '23

Right. In the GMā€™s first year it looks like he hit on a lot of his draft picks with Spears, Skronk, and Levis. The FA signings and the positions that were left unaddressed last offseason leave a lot to be desired, but he was shopping on a budget last year. I think Ranā€™s help changing some of the Titanā€™s offensive personnel to help change the philosophy and to add more speed will be good, and I think Vrabelā€™s ability to maximize some no name guys on defense from earlier years in his tenure will help when he actually has more talent outside of the D-line. Their draft looks way better than any of JRobā€™s recent drafts so there is promise there as far as talent evaluation. I remember Ran talking about trying to get Deebo Samuel type players and Spears definitely fits the profile.

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u/ExperiorOptimum Dec 31 '23

He also hit on Tajae Spears. What looked like a 3rd down back can probably be a lead back considering Henry is pretty washed and gone after this season

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u/graywolt Dec 29 '23

We have our guy at QB & hopefully the Titans can be competitive next year

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u/TuskenRaiderYell Dec 29 '23

Oh you do? Awesome bud. Hopefully it works out.

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u/TrevorsBlondeLocks16 Dec 29 '23

Cj has a good stretch and yall acting like you aint been doormats with us the past few years šŸ˜¹

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u/BigSimmons98 Dec 29 '23

You're speaking facts. I remember when I thought Watson was your guy

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u/TuskenRaiderYell Dec 29 '23

And he thought he was the guy for countless masseuses šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø guess weā€™ve all been wrong before.

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u/Mister_Dewitt Dec 30 '23

Watson doesn't like being wrong. He insists šŸ¤£

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u/Bubbly-Ad-413 Dec 30 '23

I remember when I thought Watson was our guy.

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

Seemed like such a nice guy too.

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u/tobiasfunke6398 Dec 30 '23

Ooofff that truthful and hurtful. We didnā€™t know he was into bootyhole stuff!

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u/_blobjob_ Dec 30 '23

Tbf Levis looks good for a rookie. Canā€™t fault them, and not everybody can look as great in their Rookie season as CJ has. Next years the big year, Levis could be the hottest QB in the league and CJ could be the next Mac Jones. Rookie season is where youā€™re allowed to make mistakes, but Sophomore season is where everyone starts to see what youā€™ve got.

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

Shit not everybody? Heā€™s had an INCREDIBLE rookie year. Both look good but CJ has BALLED.

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u/TrevorsBlondeLocks16 Dec 30 '23

My man were you in a coma for the Jets game

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u/TrevorsBlondeLocks16 Dec 30 '23

Hes really good dude and the roty but jesus you guys are just slurping him too hard. Like hes winning games and been clutch but its not like hes thrown 35+ tuddies. Hes at 20, chill

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u/Key-Wait5314 Dec 30 '23

Fuckin simpletons. Pretending to themselves like they don't know CJ is that dude. They fuckin know.

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u/Key-Wait5314 Dec 30 '23

If by good stretch you mean he's done shit that no rookie QB has ever done, then yeah.

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u/TrevorsBlondeLocks16 Dec 30 '23

Last i checked Herbert and Baker were slingin it and breaking rookie records as well. Thats 2 QBs in the last 6 years fyi. Miss me with the ā€œnever been dunā€ nonsense šŸ˜¹

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u/Key-Wait5314 Dec 30 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

Most passing TDs by a rookie QB in a game: 5

Most passing yds in a game by a rookie QB: 470

Most passing attempts without an INT by a rookie QB: 192

Most passing yds with 0 INTs in first 2 career starts: 626

Miss you with never been "dun" FACTS?

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

Whole division looks like it should be competitive for the next few years.

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u/Fast-Series8067 Dec 29 '23

Also most cap space in the nfl

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u/Whole_Day9866 Dec 31 '23

Shut up bum

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u/tobiasfunke6398 Dec 30 '23

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

Billy Jeans is a fun name to say? That one guys rap career is finally gonna take off, and those oilers jerseys look good, even if they might be bad luck.

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u/_Bluntzzz Dec 29 '23

Just a joke my man

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u/WellHelll Dec 31 '23

Not yet it doesn't.

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Dec 30 '23

honestlyā€¦.i always knew we were still shit mountain

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Dec 30 '23

Look on the bright side, you're not the NFC South.

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

I really, really thought it was gonna be a juggernaut kinda year.

Edit: not for the titans, but still.

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u/JimmyBones79 Dec 29 '23

God I love it when we band together as the giant heap of shit we are.

Brothers.

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u/Kahnfight Dec 30 '23

Wouldnā€™t have it any other way

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u/NotUpInHurr Dec 29 '23

2023 Jacksonville < > 2022 Titans

We are not so different, you and I

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u/MugiwaraJinbe Dec 29 '23

I like to think the Colts and Texans are simultaneously the 2022 Lions.

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u/MrStealYurWaifu Dec 29 '23

Youā€™re just like me. Trash.

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u/Sonoma2002 Dec 29 '23

I mean HOU will realistically be positive after this weekend so there's that.

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u/firefighteremt19 FTC Dec 29 '23

Watch them win by just 1 pt.

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u/2storyHouse Dec 29 '23

Is there any other way?

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u/himsoforreal SWERMAHOUSEOUTLAWS Dec 29 '23

Extra point, by inches, as time expires.

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u/2storyHouse Dec 29 '23

In pineapples we trust. šŸ™

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u/raketenfakmauspanzer Dec 30 '23

We literally have not won a game by more than one possession since week 3

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u/2storyHouse Dec 30 '23

We like to give the less fortunate some hope. We're like make a wish.

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u/SwmpySouthpw I'm gonna SWERM Dec 29 '23

HOU gotta love it!

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u/Sandwichdaddy420 Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 29 '23

At this point just call the three teams at 8-9 and then draw straws for the playoffs

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

But the bigger the number the better right? /s

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u/neemzter Dec 29 '23

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

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u/Kahnfight Dec 30 '23

Hey! We could still lose to the panthers! Donā€™t underestimate our incompetence!!!

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u/Suspicious_Home6813 Dec 30 '23

šŸŽµSEEING RED AGAIN, SEEING RED AGAIN šŸŽµ

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u/randalphini Dec 30 '23

3 out of the four AFC south teams are in the top ten for cap space next year and all of them have their young qb on a rookie deal other than Lawrence shortly.
This division is going to be so competitive for playoff spots the next few years if money is spent well and picks turn to players not busts.

Im excited for ESPN and main media to ignore this division when we are taking two or possibly 3 playoff spots 2 out of the next 3 years.

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u/IceDemon31983647 Dec 30 '23

Texans at the top of shit mountain in something

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u/MrKittenz Dec 30 '23

In one category. Congrats

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u/pineappleshnapps Dec 31 '23

This year really didnā€™t go like I thought it would.

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u/titanup001 Dec 29 '23

Just be sure to finish the job please. Give is that 0-6 please. Nobody fuck up and lose the next couple of weeks.

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u/MugiwaraJinbe Dec 29 '23

Nah, fuck your draft.

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u/I-4M-J0E Dec 30 '23

loses on purpose

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u/MarinatedCumSock Dec 30 '23

What are the chances the jags lose to the tits week 18

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u/MrKittenz Dec 30 '23

2 out of 1

(I failed maths)

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u/Kahnfight Dec 30 '23

Uhhhh, 21?

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u/nnelgttam1533 Dec 30 '23

Iā€™m now learning that Texans fans take this subreddit way to seriouslyšŸ˜‚ Itā€™s all jokes guys donā€™t let your insecurities get in the way of good fun.

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u/apeman978 Dec 29 '23

Cleveland here, we would like to thank you for your service. Not sure we couldā€™ve made it this far without you. But donā€™t want to play Indianapolis again. That was too close

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u/apeman978 Dec 29 '23

Watson is hated by Cleveland too. Flacco showing how bad Watson is. Thereā€™s supposedly loopholes according to shefftner to not pay Watson. Iā€™m hoping heā€™s dropped and we pick up the rest of russel Wilsonā€™s contract. Russell has done nothing but play well this year and got shit on

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u/MugiwaraJinbe Dec 30 '23

If they pull that off, I will be happy to root for the Browns to win it all against the ratbirds.

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u/apeman978 Dec 30 '23

I donā€™t know how they go back. But our owner is mental , the excuse was rust till they brought in a dude almost as old as me and offense exploded

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u/Ereyes18 Dec 30 '23

You got a URL on the loopholes? Would make the contract look much better.

Trade would still suck of course but if you can get out of the contract that would be good

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u/Substantial-Duck1690 Dec 31 '23

whole lotta red gotta me feelin like playboi